The Carlötta Beautox Chronicles is a podcast sitcom that follows the adventures of a wanna-be actress and influencer on her journey to become Hollywood's Next Big Thing

Follow the comic misadventures of a wannabe actress and influencer as she navigates the treacherous waters of Hollywood in her quest to become a star!Cast: Samantha Gordon as Carlötta BeautoxTrevor Lissauer ias DaveDavid Allen as Carlötta's acting coach a

When Carlötta's manager Dave lands her a gig at the Cannes Film Festival, it's a dream come true for this struggling actress. What could possibly go wrong?Cast: Samantha Gordon is Carlötta BeautoxTrevor Lissauer is DaveChris Cleveland is Dr. DirkThis epis

Carlötta is up for a part in a new movie but the role requires an Irish accent and she doesn't know how to do one. Luckily, her manager Dave has a magically delicious idea!CAST: Samantha Gordon as Carlötta BeautoxTrevor Lissauer as Dave and Irish Parishon

Carlötta's innocence is destroyed when she uncovers a trashy secret about her Hollywood idol. Now, will she turn whistle-blower and expose the celebrity as a fraud?CAST: Samantha Gordon as Carlötta BeautoxTrevor Lissauer as DaveDavid Allen as Security Gua

When Carlötta meets an entrepreneur who calls himself "The Elon Musk of the Colonic Industry" she finds herself in deep doo-doo.CAST: Samantha Gordon as Carlötta BeautoxTrevor Lissauer as Dave David Allen as Newscaster, Guy Pence, Vladimir Hamsandovich, 3

Carlötta may be headed to prison if the FBI can make their case! One problem though - she swore off jumpsuits ages ago! Federal crimes maybe, but fashion crimes? Not this fashionista!CAST: Samantha Gordon as Carlötta BeautoxTrevor Lissauer as DaveDavid Al

Carlötta gets a job with a Hollywood celebrity but suffers another stinging humiliation under his employ. Is this the kiss of death to her dream of becoming of star? Will she say ta-ta to La La Land and head on back to Jersey?CAST: Samantha Gordon as Carl

Carlötta lands a gig working for Khloe Kardashian and comes face to face with her idol. It will be THE moment that makes or breaks Carlötta's career.CAST: Samantha Gordon as Carlötta BeautoxTrevor Lissauer as DaveDavid Allen as Bruno, Snobby Party-Goer, M

Welcome to our sophomoric season! Carlötta must grapple with the newfound perils of celebrity and decides this fame thing is gonna-be a total no-brainer!Written, produced, directed by Ann Sloan. CAST:Samantha Gordon as Carlötta BeautoxTrevor Lissauer as

Carlötta wakes up and finds herself accidentally famous! With her manager/landlord Dave off the grid (perhaps permanently?) Carlötta must grapple with her new-found celebrity alone. What's a diva to do?!?CAST:Samantha Gordon as Carlötta BeautoxTrevor Liss

When Carlötta Beautox gets invited to the Oscars, finding a dress for her red carpet debut will prove to be a challenge. Plus, Carlötta decides it's finally time to settle down and find that special someone to share her life with! Adulting is hard!CAST:Sa

Carlötta's dreams are all coming true! She's walking the red carpet and on the arm of a movie star. Plus, she's wearing an Oscar dress that out-Gagas Gaga. It's perfection...until she has a run-in with a major Hollywood celebrity.CAST:Samantha Gordon as C

Introducing "Pillow Talks" -- an interview mini-show hosted by the almost-Pulitzer Prize winning critic, bon vivant, and once-relevant bloviator Nigel Pillow. "Pillow Talks" gets intimate with some of the more fascinating characters who move through Carl

Carlötta gets her first visit from family since she became a star: her Aunt Flo from Florida. Will Aunt Flo cramp her style? Boy Howdy, you can count on it!CAST:Samantha Gordon as Carlötta BeautoxTrevor Lissauer as DaveAmy Lyndon as Aunt Flo              

Where we answer the musical question: Why are we doing a musical episode? There's no putting the toothpaste back in the tube when we lose our musical virginity. CAST: Samantha Gordon as Carlötta Beautox Trevor Lissauer as Dave Written/Produced/Directe

Carlötta goes to a high school reunion ready to rub her newfound celebrity in everyone's faces -- especially the mean-girl squad who once made her life miserable!CAST:Samantha Gordon as Carlötta BeautoxTrevor Lissauer as Dave                              

Join bon vivant and once relevant critic Nigel Pillow in an unreal interview with Sir Ian McKellen.CAST:David Allen as Nigel Pillow and Sir Ian McKellenAnn Sloan as The Sound EngineerWritten, produced, directed by Ann SloanEngineered by Ivan Rivera at Cle

Carlötta's world is about to be turned upside down when TMZ airs a documentary that threatens to expose her as a fraud. She could lose everything including her beloved celebrity-hood!CAST:Samantha Gordon as Carlötta BeautoxTrevor Lissauer as Dave         

Step aside Demi Lovato, Cancel Culture has a new It Girl and her name is Carlötta Beautox. Facing utter ruination, her followers all gone, how will Carlötta Beautox dig her way out of this calamity?

Step aside Demi Lovato, Cancel Culture has a new It Girl and her name is Carlötta Beautox. Facing utter ruination, her followers all gone, how will Carlötta Beautox dig her way out of this calamity?CAST:Samantha Gordon as Carlötta BeautoxTrevor Lissauer a

Newly canceled and kicked out of Hollywood, Carlötta returns to New Jersey to ride out Coronavirus stay-at-home orders with her parents. While there, she discovers her adolescent diaries. It's a peek inside the pre-teen mind of Kitty Kinnicki.CAST:Samanth

Carlötta ventures out to do an errand and runs into her arch-nemesis from high-school. And after being cooped up together for so long, Carlötta is getting on her Siri's last nerve.CAST:Samantha Gordon as Carlötta Beautox/Kitty KinnickiDavid Allen as Store

Safely hiding in her childhood bedroom, Carlötta discovers her 3rd-grade diary and wouldn't you know it? It's jam-packed with future-diva drama!CAST:Samantha Gordon as Carlötta Beautox/Kitty KinnickiChris Cleveland as Ricky KinnickiRaechel Wong as Dotty K

Carlötta's getting kicked out of her quarantine safe space and her Siri's nerves are shot!CAST:Samantha Gordon as Carlötta Beautox/Kitty KinnickiWritten/Produced/Directed by Ann SloanMUSIC:"Tropes" by Peter McEvilley."March of the Spoons" by Kevin MacLeod

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Once relevant man and current has-been Nigel Pillow is back with a scintillating interview with recently Canceled Person™ Carlötta Beautox. It's 2 minutes you'll never get back.CAST:David Allen as Nigel PillowSamantha Gordon as Carlötta BeautoxWritten, pr

Welcome to our 3rd season! Carlötta's life is in les toilettes and she must find a way to claw her way out by any memes necessary.Written, produced, directed, edited, sound designed by Ann Sloan.CAST:Samantha Gordon as Carlötta BeautoxTrevor Lissauer as D

Vomit Draft -- Ep 301After being cancelled and with her life now in shambles, Carlötta must rewrite the narrative of her life all while a pandemic rages. It's like dancing backwards in high heels. So 2020.CAST:Samantha Gordon as Carlötta BeautoxTrevor Lis

A rehab for canceled people? Sign Carlötta Beautox up! Ever since Twitter declared her dunzo, she's been trying to find a path forward and chilling in Malibu for 28 days might be just the ticket!CAST:Samantha Gordon as Carlötta BeautoxTrevor Lissauer as D

Carlötta lands a job at LA's most exclusive hot spot -- a concept restaurant from visionary chef Joaquin Oops -- as part of her deep undercover mission to expose the 1%'s tastiest secret. CAST:Samantha Gordon as Carlötta BeautoxTrevor Lissauer as Dave    

Carlötta has a problem -- she's been deemed "problematic". Luckily, there's an exclusive media agency that has a solution on how to rescue her career from the depths of oblivion.CAST:Samantha Gordon as Carlötta BeautoxTrevor Lissauer as Dave   Kristi Boul

Carlötta goes to a podcast convention to learn all about the industry and meets the heaviest hitters in the biz!CAST:Samantha Gordon as Carlötta BeautoxTrevor Lissauer as Dave   David Allen as Rick WreckedKristi Boulton as Karen Miller   Oystein Brager as

When Dave opens LA's hottest new nightclub: a hybrid Bowling Alley and Karaoke Bar, the royal family makes an appearance. For Carlötta, it's the stuff fairy tales are made of!CAST:Samantha Gordon as Carlötta BeautoxTrevor Lissauer as Dave   Justin Mayer a

Carlötta's new podcast --Kitty Chats -- is a massive hit and she's become a media darling all over again! But America's #1 Karen, leader of the anti-mask movement known as ANTIMA, has cooked up a recipe to destroy Carlötta for good!CAST:Samantha Gordon as

The Season 3 Finale! When Karen Miller, leader of the anti-mask movement (ANTIMA), mobilizes an army of peri-menopausal moms to silence Carlötta, it's going to be a riot.CAST:Samantha Gordon as Carlötta BeautoxTrevor Lissauer as Dave   Kristi Boulton as K

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Fable and Folly founder Sean Howard sits down with Carlötta Beautox creator Ann Sloan for a conversation about all things fiction podcasting -- the ups, the downs, and the sideways. Sponsored by AWeber.Sean's shows include the award-winning Alba Salix, Th

Cultural Obscurist B.K. Will discovers a small firewire drive with the lost indie fiction podcasts of Cam Candor, who disappeared suddenly in December 2020 and so begins the search for this enigmatic artist.