Oz 9
It's Spring 2142 (a Tuesday), and Gated Galaxies has launched its 400 Oz-8000 ships, each carrying 50,000 "resting guests" to, hopefully, a new home on a shiny, brand-new planet. Except this whole "terraform and take over" idea isn't actually the plan; the real plan is far more nefarious and involves a great deal of cackling. But those aboard the ships don't know that, so off they toodle (those that make it out of Earth's atmosphere, at least), all shiny and optimistic. This is the story of one of those ships – the Oz 9 – and its tiny crew of hopeless incompetents. So far, they've been in space half an hour and several hundred people are dead. So... bright future, clearly.
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2019 by Shannon Kay Perry. All Rights Reserved.
episode four: Space is great for sulking
Season: 1
It's true that the tooth isn't the only thing 'cracked' around here.
episode five: There's a zombie in the corridor
Season: 1
there’s a rapidly decomposing dead person in the corridor
episode six: Dark and starting to collect liquid
Season: 1
Are you OK with squelchy? There's lots of squelchy.
episode seven: The biggest bunch of mindless wankers
Season: 1
I'm an easter egg. Congrats. You found me.
episode eight: Things that go stupid in the night
Season: 1
where that whole "night vision goggles" thing starts
episode nine: Mind the gap
Season: 1
far too many sausages in this one. ain't that always the case? amirite?
episode ten: Fixing the ejaculax
Season: 1
Probably safe for work, but only if your colleagues have zero imagination.
episode thirteen: Aim for the mime
Season: 1
Aaaaaaaaand the accents aboard this ship just got 97% worse.
Bonus episode fourteen and a half: Deep breath and follow the doors
Season: 1
Ben had no idea what was coming.
episode sixteen: We are not breathing the passengers
Season: 1
It's not always bad to have an Albatros aboard your ship.
Bonus episode seventeen and a half: Between the wormhole and the Rinse McGoo
Season: 1
Subtitles are for sissies
episode nineteen: Peeing in a bucket and eating pocket lint
Season: 1
Pocket lint with just a hint of sriracha isn't half bad.
episode twenty: In space, no one can hear you stupid
Season: 1
Maybe don't listen to this episode at the airport....
Bonus Cast interviews: Colin, Leet, LBF, the Albatros
Season: 1
Wherein the use of the word "jamokes" appears
episode twenty-one: You're not getting a tombstone
Season: 2
You're on episode 21. Isn't it time to buy a t-shirt?
Bonus episode twenty-three and a half: Can you give yourself the finger?
Season: 2
You're going to want a jacket.
Bonus: It's an Oz 9 Halloween
Season: 2
It's the Oz 9, so of course they even manage to screw up Halloween.
episode twenty-eight: Not a sane pair of lederhosen on this ship
Season: 2
Shared sandwiches because misery loves company
Bonus episode twenty-nine and a half: The Annual Assassins Holiday Dinner
Season: 2
Honestly, we had no idea what really WAS coming.
episode thirty: There's an armpit method?
Season: 2
Do we ever get to the armpit thing? That sounds useful.
Bonus episode thirty-one and a half: Scrummy nuns and dodgy deacons
Season: 2
Otherwise known as "The Origin of Colin Smith"
episode thirty-four: Fly, you beautiful bastard, fly
Season: 2
What do you do when your Otologostealth X13 runs out of charge?
episode thirty-five: Rabid egret eggs and something vaguely chivelike
Season: 2
Well, this is just silly.
episode thirty-seven: Hung up like a deli chicken
Season: 2
A large, armed, and presumably hostile icky thing has taken over the bridge
episode thirty-nine: From last cluck to a bucket of extra crispy
Season: 2
The bioswamp was on purpose. Wow.
Bonus: The Oz 8000 Biosphere: Portrait of a Refuge
Season: 2
Before listening, you'll need to sign here:
Bonus: Oz 9 hiatus episode: We'll always have ...
Season: 2
I hope you don't think there's additional information in the subtitle?
episode forty-two: Escaping at a brisk walk
Season: 3
With love to the hoopiest frood of all, Douglas Adams
episode forty-three: Found their fillings in a compost pile
Season: 3
Radioactive mold that is entirely not our fault
episode forty-four: It's very hard to do science in this position
Season: 3
Avocado yogurt... Avocado yogurt...
episode forty-eight: We only have three minutes
Season: 3
I didn't like the original title. So I changed it.
episode forty-nine: I'm soft, squishy, and covered in Hollandaise sauce
Season: 3
It's been a long day.
episode fifty: M'Lady of Little Chadwick upon Bad Patter
Season: 3
Humans on the receiving end of divine affections don't do so well, mythologically speaking. However, after having seen Donna in action, the smart money is on the homo sapien. , if he knows what's good for him. With this episode, we are officially...
episode fifty-three: Where's Grammar Girl when you need her?
Season: 3
All hail the awesome Grammar Girl!!!
episode fifty-five: Monkey Man, gather the sweets
Season: 3
Is the subtitle optional? Does anyone know?
episode fifty-six: Our future together is suddenly in doubt
Season: 3
Psst. Hey kid. Want a comic book?
episode fifty-nine: Quality control. Also, nibbles.
Season: 3
Keep the smoking ruins coming, plz. I'm still conscious.
episode sixty-three: You are a naughty little schatzi
Season: 4
Avocado yogurt.... just keep saying it.
episode sixty-seven: I haf been tinkering vis my shavink foam
Season: 4
Fun times, huh? Fun times....
episode sixty-nine (giggle): Tighter than a Minnesotan Manhole
Season: 4
It's episode 69, and the whole world is just upside down.
episode seventy: Do we have any more tuber tots?
Season: 4
Welcome to the dollar store version of LOTR
NEWTS!
Season: 4
It's a story about newts. A story that turned its author into Public Enemy #2. Yeah, you're going to want to hear this. Newts is a production of PRX and The Truth Podcast. It’s created by Ian Coss and Sam Jay Gold. Find it by searching for "Newts...
Bonus: Oz 9 Past, present, and (dare we say it) future
Season: 4
Content Warning: Big emotions around death and suicide. Before he left us, Richard recorded several episodes ahead. Hard as it is to hear his voice, it's also a joy to have a little more Narrator to share. He wanted these episodes to go out, and we...
episode seventy-eight: Is anyone else seeing wings?
Season: 4
I hear flapping and for once it ain't lips
episode eighty-one: Hangover remedies and really good sunscreen
Season: 5
we made it to series FIVE?
episode eighty-two: Keep your knickers out of the biscuit tin
Season: 5
depending on the kindness of stranger-than-average
episode ninety-one: Measuring tape awareness day
Season: 5
It's 10 PM — do you know where your measuring tape is? Really? Great... can I borrow it?
episode 92: A Midsummer Night's ... whatever the hell this is
Season: 5
with apologies... to pretty much everyone, frankly
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