We Fix Space Junk

"    We Fix Space Junk " Podcast
'We Fix Space Junk' follows seasoned smuggler Kilner and reluctant fugitive Samantha as they travel the galaxy, dodging bullets and meeting strange and wonderful beings as they carry out odd jobs on the fringes of the law. A female-led sci-fi comedy sitcom set in the far future, in a high-tech, dystopian world, We Fix Space Junk draws on the sci-fi of the past, following in the footsteps of Harry Harrison and of Douglas Adams' Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy. Equal parts love-letter to sci-fi and satire of the present-day, Space Junk is lovingly produced by Beth Crane and Hedley Knights of Battle Bird Productions. To support the show visit patreon.com/BattleBirdProd or visit Battlebird.productions

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We are ecstatic to announce our first episode will be released in less than a week!

Season: 1 Episode: 1
In which Kilner picks up a suspect package and Samantha flees from the law.

Season: 1 Episode: 2
Samantha is betrayed and Kilner talks about crocodiles.

Season: 1 Episode: 3
This week, Kilner repairs a projector and Samantha is chased by sentient food.

Season: 1 Episode: 4
This week, Samantha meets a critic and Kilner fixes a transmitter.

Season: 1 Episode: 5
This week Kilner has a blast from the past - in more ways than one - as our two repairmen visit a mining planet and meet a third...

Season: 1 Episode: 6
This week Samantha tries to keep fit and Kilner tries to buy a house. It doesn't go well.

Season: 1 Episode: 7
This week Kilner accidentally creates a new species and Samantha skypes an old friend.

Season: 1 Episode: 8
In the final episode of We Fix Space Junk Season One, Kilner, Samantha and DAX find themselves at the mercy of a mysterious interloper...

The trailer for our new mini-series, Marilyn's Diary, coming on June 18th!

Season: 1 Episode: 9
In which Marilyn gets to grip with her new life...

Season: 1 Episode: 10
This week Marilyn learns about A.I.s, humans, love and coffee shops.

Season: 1 Episode: 11
In which Marilyn goes on a harrowing adventure...

Season: 1 Episode: 12
In which Marilyn tries to find out the meaning of 'fun'.

Season: 1 Episode: 13
In which Marilyn and Computer watch a movie...

Season: 1 Episode: 14
In which Marilyn and Computer go through a junk drawer.

Season: 1 Episode: 14
The penultimate episode... part one of two.

Season: 1 Episode: 16
The final entry in Marilyn's Diary

In which Haroldson tries to learn to fly the Yi-Ki-Yay...

Season: 2 Episode: 1
In which DAX finds himself at the mercy of RINGO and Kilner and Samantha find themselves at the mercy of something that is, perhaps, far worse…

Season: 2 Episode: 2
In which Kilner loses the last of her peanut butter, Ms Lamb fails to make a sale and Fringo gets his new ship.

Season: 2 Episode: 3
In which Kilner and Samantha see an old friend and Haroldson makes a new one.

Season: 2 Episode: 4
In which Samantha meets an old classmate and Kilner loses a toolbox. Elsewhere, Dax refuses to talk to a fridge.

Season: 2 Episode: 5
In which an old friend resurfaces, legs are broken and moonshine is drunk.

Season: 2 Episode: 6
In which Kilner and Samantha make a new friend and DAX makes a mistake.

Season: 2 Episode: 7
In which Kilner and Samantha get distracted by the Beautiful People and Samantha gets stuck in a room.

Season: 2 Episode: 8
In the final episode of Season Two, Kilner and Samantha visit Automnicon Headquarters and DAX plays a game.

Suprise! A special Brucemas episode featuring the crew of the Yi-Ki-Yay!

Automnicon: The Intern

A trailer for our Easter Special, out now!

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Micro Bytes is a series of shorts featuring a variety of familiar faces from the past two seasons!

Season: 2 Episode: 9
In which Jault wakes up to an unpleasant surprise.

Season: 2 Episode: 10
In which C0FF:E serves an unexpected customer...

Season: 2 Episode: 11
In which we take a visit to the past, with Samantha Trapp's obscenely popular vlog series...

Season: 2 Episode: 12
In which we catch up with Queens Flora and Daphne and the aftermath of their fight with the fraudulent killer robots. Welcome to our second miniseries! Micro Bytes is a series of short, mostly unconnected episodes set in the Space Junk universe. Thinking

Season: 2 Episode: 13
In which FRINGO faces his toughest challenge yet...

Season: 2 Episode: 14
A prequel, in which repairman Penne is on a desperate mission for a decent nap...

Season: 2 Episode: 15
In which we hear the lament of the Popcorn People. Will they ever be able to find an original idea?

Season: 2 Episode: 16
In the eighth and final episode of Micro Bytes, Jault has a whole new problem to deal with...

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Audio Verse Awards, PodTales and Halloween.

When Kilner and Samantha stumble across a seemingly abandoned ship in dead space, they think they've struck gold. But not everything is as it seems...

In which a newly-promoted Ms Lamb experiences her first ever Automnicon CEO's Brucemas Party...

Brucemas comes but once a year, but do you know the real meaning behind it?

Kilner and Samantha are sent to retrieve a piece of mysterious junk floating in space, but it may contain more than they bargained for...

In this special We Fix Space Junk episode, intrepid truth-seeker Lisa Coney-Smith tries to track down the truth behind that legendary figure, the Rygu Ranger. But she may have uncovered more than she's bargained for...

We Fix Space Junk presents Crypto-Z

Just wanted to give you a quick production update, as well as a trailer for a new show we're excited to hear more of!

A special episode recorded live from lockdown at PodUK Goes Digital 2020!

A quick recap to bring you up to speed and refresh your memory in time for Season 3's release - tomorrow!

Season: 3 Episode: 1
Kilner, Samantha and Ms Lamb are floating unprotected in space inside a neurotic lift. But DAX is on his way, and he's brought a rescue team!

Season: 3 Episode: 2
In which things get a little heavy for Kilner and Samantha...

Season: 3 Episode: 3
The Starship Titanic is, as its name suggests, sinking. But can Kilner and Samantha save their assigned rescuees in time?

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In between episodes, we're going to be running some tasters of shows we love. Here's the first: Brimstone Valley Mall!

Season: 3 Episode: 4
When Kilner and Samantha are told their next job is just to relax at a spa, they are right to be a little suspicious.

Season: 3 Episode: 5
When Kilner and Samantha set off on a seemingly easy job - deliver a mysterious tank from one lab to another - they soon find that things are going to be a little more complicated than they hoped...

An update about Halloween and an intro to one of our favourite Actual Play Podcasts

Season: 3 Episode: 6
When Kilner and Samantha are sent to retrieve a team of stranded archaeologists, they find a world that is a little more atmospheric than they were prepared for.

Season: 3 Episode: 7
When Kilner and Samantha are charged with entertaining the visiting princess of a peace-loving race, they think they're in for an easy ride. Unfortunately, the princess has other ideas...

Season: 3 Episode: 8
This season's finale, in which Samantha rescues an old friend and Kilner is faced with a challenge...

In this special crossover episode, Dearest Scooter of the amazing Sleep With Me podcast retells the first two episodes of We Fix Space Junk with a sleepy spin.

Our Halloween Special: "A Night in On The Hill House" is available for pre order now!

The season has finished! So we've got a couple of updates and we also want to recommend a friend!

Kilner and Samantha are gearing up for a perfectly normal Brucemas Eve. They’re tucked up in their bunk beds, snoring away. But what they weren’t expecting was the arrival of a certain festive ghost…

It's Brucemas Eve, and Mr King is writing his Brucemas cards...

Been waiting for news on our next series release? Wait no longer!

Season: 3 Episode: 9
When Marilyn first stepped into her new ship, Computer at her side, she assumed her journey home would be quick and easy. Unfortunately, someone had other ideas...READ THE TRANSCRIPT HEREThinking of supporting us? Maybe visit our Patreon, our Ko-fi page o

Beth and Hedley sat down with Sean Howard (of the wonderful Alba Salix and the Fable & Folly Network) to talk about Marilyn's Diary, the production process and newsletters. Want to start a newsletter of your own? AWeber can help! You can start your o

Season: 3 Episode: 10
When Marilyn and Computer land on a new planet, they encounter a whole new way of thinking. Whether it's a good way of thinking is yet to be decided...READ THE TRANSCRIPT HEREThinking of supporting us? Maybe visit our Patreon, our Ko-fi page or just drop

We'd like to introduce you to a new podcast from the creator of Windfall: Forgive Me! Forgive me! is a comedy following the adventures of Father Ben, a priest who has just joined a new community, and his interactions with his new parishioners through the

Season: 3 Episode: 11
Marilyn and Computer visit a planet which carries out a very curious trade...

Season: 3 Episode: 12
Marilyn and Computer visit Earth 2.

Season: 3 Episode: 13
In which Marilyn and Computer have an unlikely nautical encounter.

Season: 3 Episode: 14
In which Marilyn and Computer make some new friends.

Hello! We hope you've been enjoying Marilyn's adventures and you're excited to see what happens when she finally lands on Gontano. Episode seven will be dropping next week as scheduled, but this week we want to introduce you to another show from the Fabl

Season: 3 Episode: 15
In which Marilyn and Computer set foot on Gontano for the first time.DOWNLOAD THE TRANSCRIPT AND READ CONTENT WARNINGS HERELOOKING FOR WAYS TO SUPPORT WE FIX SPACE JUNK?You can join our Patreon or send us a one-off donation on Ko-Fi or PayPal!If you’re lo

Hello! So we hope you're looking forward to the season finale. Things are getting a little tense!In the meantime, we wanted to introduce you to a new show. If you like We Fix Space Junk, we think you'll like this one too.The Never Rad Miscellany is a sci-

Season: 3 Episode: 16
In which Marilyn and Computer run into some unexpected problems on Gontano...

We hope you enjoyed the second season of Marilyn's Diary! We're now hard at work on the Halloween Special, and we're already working on the outlines for We Fix Space Junk Season Four!But in the meantime, we just wanted to let you know about a really cool

It's here! Our Halloween Special, A Series of Spooky Space Tales, is out now on our Gumroad page (wefixspacejunk.gumroad.com/l/spookyspacetales) and is free to all of our wonderful Patrons! To support us on Patreon, visit www.patreon.com/BattleBirdProd. Our other Halloween Specials are also on Gumroad at wefixspacejunk.gumroad.com! When Kilner, Samantha, DAX, Jault and Haroldson find themselves stranded on a planet overnight, they can think of nothing better than telling a few spooky tales... Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

For this episode drop, sponsored by Realm, we have something a little different -- an interview with Laura Purcell, head writer on Roanoke Falls and author of several fantastic historical horror novels including The Silent Companions and The Shape of Darkness. Beth sat down with Laura to talk about her writing process and about Roanoke Falls. You can also read the transcript here. The Shape of Darkness has just been released in paperback! UK listeners can buy a copy here and international listeners can find a copy here! As Roanoke Falls is a horror podcast, we advise checking out the list of content warnings at the bottom of these show notes. You can also find Laura on social media at @spookypurcell or on her website at www.laurapurcell.com. Learn more about Roanoke Falls at realm.fm, and listen and subscribe wherever you get your podcasts! CONTENT WARNINGS: Loud noises, Violence, Dead bodies, Decay, Body removed from grave, The devil/satanism, Heavy breathing, Gore, Chewing, Screaming, Murder, Bloodstains, discussion of animal slaughter, Murder, Gore, Oppressive religion, Sexism, Misogyny Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Hey! We hope you’re having a good December and are looking forward to hearing our Brucemas Specials. We’ve been hard at work on both the main feed mini and the full length episode which will be available to pre-order in our GumRoad store very soon and will also go out to all of our Patrons! In the meantime, we thought you might like to hear a special, festive episode of RPG: Realms of Peril and Glory. We’re playing a game called A Christmas Caper, and it stars me, Beth, aka Kilner as Scarlet Adelie, a penguin who really wants to fly… A Christmas Caper is a really fun game by Zachary Fortais-Gomm, who also GMs this session. The episode also stars some names you might recognise, including Felix Trench and Laura Girling. If you like what you hear, you can find episode two here or by searching RPG: Realms of Peril and Glory in your podcatcher. The transcript is available here! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This year is a very special year for Marilyn. It’s her first time at home on Gontano during the festive season. But before she can relax and enjoy herself, she has a feast to plan! It's a traditional meeting for all of the leaders of Gontano and it has to be just right. And Marilyn’s discovering that getting things right… isn’t that easy. The Levelling Feast, our first Marilyn’s Diary Brucemas Special, is available to pre-order now on our GumRoad, and will also be released to all of our patrons. For more details, visit battlebird.productions! STARRING FRANCESCA MINTOWT-CZYZ KRISTI BOULTON CHRIS SUGDEN PIP GLADWIN HEDLEY KNIGHTS BETH CRANE LAYLA KATIB Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

A We Fix Space Junk Brucemas Special

A We Fix Space Junk Halloween Special!

A little message from Sponsor Bot; they were very excited to record it for you all! Merry Brucemas one and all! To buy our Hanukkah episode, you can visit our GumRoad page or join our Patreon! We Fix Space Junk will be back next year - we'll be recording again in January! Thank you all so much for listening! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Hey! We’re just dropping in to let you know some things! So! First and most importantly, we’re hard at work on Season 4 — we’ve recorded Kilner, Samantha and DAX alongside some of our guest stars and we’ve got lots of recordings scheduled! We're working with some really fun people this season! Next step after recording is dialogue editing, then sound design, music composition and mixing and mastering! So we're going to be really busy for a while, but in the end it'll all be worth it! Season 4 coming and we can’t wait to share it with you! But! We also wanted to let you know about our new sponsor, Intra Quest, a new fantasy adventure audio drama. It’s co-produced by the wonderful Adam Raymonda, whose name you might recognise from sister show Forgive Me. Intra Quest follows three adventurers in a distant future as they embark on a quest that will — hopefully — save the world from a lurking evil. It stars a whole host of talented video game voice actors, including the voices of Megara from Hades, Mercy from Overwatch and Arthur Morgan from Red Dead Redemption II. If you like We Fix Space Junk — and we’re assuming you do if you’re listening! — we think you’ll enjoy Intra Quest. We got to listen to the first episode and we really enjoyed it. It’s full of action, adventure, quips and really detailed sound design, as well as really fun characters and bizarre situations. You can find Intra Quest anywhere you listen to podcasts. Listen on, and we hope you enjoy it! https://link.chtbl.com/9VmHiom4?sid=fableandfolly Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Hi! We’re still hard at work on Season 4, which will hopefully be making its way to you early next year, but in the meantime we wanted to share a show you might not have heard of. It’s called Desert Skies, and it takes place in the Desert Skies Astral Plane Fuel and Service Station. The staff of Desert Skies fix cars and get snacks for travellers on their final astral journey; the journey from this life to the next. We listened to episode one this week and really enjoyed it. The concept is really fun and well-written and the end of the episode has a real emotional punch to it. The first full season of Desert Skies is out now, and the next season is currently in production, so it’s the perfect time to listen. And if you’re tempted, listen on! We’re going to play episode one for you right now. Watch out for the burritos… You can find and listen to Desert Skies anywhere you listen to podcasts or by clicking this link. And thanks to Desert Skies for their support! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

After a run-in with an unexpected asteroid field in Canis-S, Samantha and Kilner find themselves stranded on an unknown planet, the wreckage of their ship strewn for miles. Will they ever make it to the Green Zone and find the Grand Engineer, the only person capable of fixing their ship? Recorded live at London Podcast Festival! Buy our episode on GumRoad! Visit our Patreon Feed! STARRING Rebecca Evans Beth Crane Jack Carmichael Alexander Danner Jeff Van Dreasen Cat Blackard James Carney Hedley Knights Vicki Baron Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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