The Amelia Project

"    The Amelia Project " Podcast

The Amelia Project is a secret agency that fakes its clients' deaths, then lets them reappear with a brand new identity! A black comedy full of secrets, twists... and cocoa. Start today with episode 1.


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Season: 1
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“But I can't work without cocoa!” Prologue to Episode 1, Season 1.

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"Prove you're the best… Call me." Season 1, Episode 1.

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“What are those numbers? Is this some sort of countdown?” Prologue to Episode 2, Season 1.

Season: 1 Episode: 2
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"How quickly can this be done? I don’t have much time. I leave planet Earth tonight." Season 1, Episode 2.

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"I'm so excited... Everything's ready. There's a pot of Empress Grey brewing." Prologue to Episode 3, Season 1.

Season: 1 Episode: 3
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"Hello. It’s Alicia Cairn. Yes, THE Alicia Cairn. Whatever the hell that means." Season 1, Episode 3.

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“What? We're out of bubble liquid?” Prologue to Episode 4, Season 1.

Season: 1 Episode: 4
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"What do you want? Who are you?" Season 1, Episode 4.

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“Hello from our launch party in Oslo!” Prologue to the Behind the Scenes Bonus Episode, Season 1.

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"It's all just so wonderful I can't get away!" Behind the Scenes Bonus Episode to Season 1.

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“A mobile phone? Why why why why why why? Why would you do this to me?” Prologue to Episode 5, Season 1.

Season: 1 Episode: 5
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“Your answerphone message is paradoxical. Please answer this question: If there is no phone call, how could I hear the message?” Season 1, Episode 5.

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”So the world is about to end?” Prologue to Episode 6, Season 1.

Season: 1 Episode: 6
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“I’ve messed up. Big time. There has to be a way out... And you’re going to help me find it...” Season 1, Episode 6.

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"What's the point Alvina! It's all so boring!" Prologue to Episode 7, Season 1.

Season: 1 Episode: 7
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“There are thirty one million people waiting for me.” Season 1, Episode 7.

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“I'm bleeding!” Prologue to Episode 8, Season 1.

Season: 1 Episode: 8
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"He opened the bottomless pit, and there arose a smoke out of the pit, as the smoke of a great furnace, and the sun and the air were darkened by the smoke.” Season 1, Episode 8.

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“Don't even finish that sentence.” Prologue to Episode 9, Season 1.

Season: 1 Episode: 9
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“They’re following my every move. They’re listening to every word I say. Every. Single. Word.” Season 1, Episode 9.

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"This is a pilgrimage Alvina, a pilgrimage!" The Amelia Project is out of office, and there's a message from the the Amelia team.

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“Alvina, this is going to knock your socks off!” Prologue to Episode 10, Season 1.

Season: 1 Episode: 10
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“Coincidence is the word we use when we can't see the levers and pulleys.” Season 1, Episode 10.

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“I bet you a spring roll they'll be calling us.” Prologue to Episode 11, Season 1.

Season: 1 Episode: 11
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“Take the 4:20am from Paddington and bring matches, a compass, carabiner hooks and Maltesers." Episode 11, Season 1 Finale.

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“Leave your message after the beep.” Real messages to The Amelia Project.

Season: 1 Episode: 12
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“Are you sitting comfortably?” Season 1, Episode 12.

Season: 1 Episode: 13
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“If I’m not out of here by Christmas... I’ll be dead.” Episode 13, Season 1, Christmas Special.

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Special announcement from the Amelia team! For bonus content visit Patreon: 

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“Help! The season 2 launch is next week, and I’m not ready! My computer crashed and the producers are complete maniacs! I need to disappear now!” A Behind the Scenes Bonus Episode focusing on the Sound Design of The Amelia Project.

Season: 2 Episode: 14
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“That I am willing to leave the lagoon to meet you, demonstrates how desperate I am.” Episode 14, beginning of Season 2.

Season: 2 Episode: 15
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“There's a tape here marked ‘NOT AMELIA MATERIAL’.” Episode 15, Season 2.

Season: 2 Episode: 16
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“You'll be sleeping with the fishes.” Episode 16, Season 2.

Season: 2 Episode: 17
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“At Amelia we’ve always wanted to get into politics.” Episode 17, Season 2.

Season: 2 Episode: 18
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“Dunno. I think it's Gaelic.” Episode 18, Season 2.

Season: 2 Episode: 19
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“I’m trapped in a nightmare! I can’t wake up! Heeeeeelp!” Episode 19, Season 2.

Season: 2 Episode: 20
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“Congratulations. You’ve reached The Brotherhood of the Phoenix.” Episode 20, Season 2.

Season: 2 Episode: 21
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“They’re after me. The Chinese. The Americans. The Russians. The Turks. The North Koreans. I don’t think I’ll last long under torture…” Episode 21, Season 2.

Season: 2 Episode: 22
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“I always obey the dice.” Episode 22, Season 2 Finale.

Season: 2 Episode: 23
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“You’re in the future listening to me in the past announcing something that’s about to happen… which is a little bit odd.” Philip is on his way to the very first Amelia Project live show in the UK, and he’s got exciting news! Website:...

Season: 2 Episode: 23
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“It's so frustrating to be born into the wrong millennium.” Episode 23, Season 2.

Season: 2
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We've reached one million downloads!  Here's a thank you from the Amelia gang.  Cocoa for everyone!  Do you want to become a patron of the show and get access to case files, minisodes and other extra material? Then check out our Patreon...

Season: 2 Episode: 24
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“There was no need to drag Pancake into this!” Episode 24, Season 2.

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“Hello? Have I reached The SCP Archives? This is Alvina. Our offices are getting wrecked.” A special lockdown bonus episode. Stay safe and wash your hands!

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“Amelia! I need you now! I’m absolutely desperate!” Episode 1 of the bonus miniseason The Lockdown Tapes.

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“Amelia. I’m going mad again. And it’s not an itch this time.” Episode 2 of the bonus miniseason The Lockdown Tapes.

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“But, I have you! It’s you and me. We’re in this together, and together we can… I’m talking to the tape recorder.” Episode 3 of the bonus miniseason The Lockdown Tapes.

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“The reason I haven’t called is because I’ve been... in hiding!” Episode 4 of the bonus miniseason The Lockdown Tapes.

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“Okay, time for my self-interview…” Episode 5 of the bonus miniseason The Lockdown Tapes.

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“Okay, time for my self-interview…” Episode 5 of the bonus miniseason The Lockdown Tapes. Note that these minisodes stand alone and do not follow on from the end of season 2. Check out Crypto-Z! Subscribe on Website: Website: Twitter: Patreon:

Season: 2
“The world might be in lockdown, but people still need to disappear.” Episode 6 of the bonus miniseason The Lockdown Tapes. Note that these minisodes stand alone and do not follow on from the end of season 2. Check out ! Website: Twitter: Patreon:

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"The world might be in lockdown, but people still need to disappear.” Episode 6 of the bonus miniseason The Lockdown Tapes.

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“Gosh - I think you’ve just started with a question we can’t actually answer!” This interview was originally released by PodUKast on 24 May 2019.

Season: 3
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“We can just do Ip Dip Doo.” Prologue, Season 3.

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“He’s right. We said we’d let the dice decide.” Episode 25, Season 3.

Season: 3 Episode: 26
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“It's time to implement the third option. ” Episode 26, Season 3.

Season: 3
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“Woof! Woof!” Bonus episode with real voice mails from our listeners. Season 3.

Season: 3 Episode: 27
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“When are you going to take the bag off my head?” Episode 27, Season 3.

Season: 3 Episode: 28
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“I had to steal a motorbike, shake off five policemen and stab a bloke to get here.” Episode 28, Season 3.

Season: 3
“Do you want to help us compete against some of the Goliaths of podcasting?” The Amelia Project is a finalist for BEST OVERALL PODCAST in the 2020 Discover Pods Awards!

Season: 3 Episode: 29
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“That’s what’s landed me in this cluster fuddle: I’m just way too good!” Episode 29, Season 3.

Season: 3 Episode: 30
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“Look at that... A mansion. A mansion in the jungle...” Episode 30, Season 3.

Season: 3 Episode: 31
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“Oleg, I'm so bored!” Episode 31, Season 3.

Season: 3 Episode: 32
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"I need a genius." Episode 32, Season 3.

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Xmas Special 2020 - The Christmas Thief "Vodka in cocoa, now that’s quite the treat!"

Season: 3 Episode: 33
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“Do you always arrive by propeller airplane?” Episode 33, Season 3.

Season: 3
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“My name is Fredrik Baden. I’m a composer from Oslo, Norway, and this is How I Make Music.” Theme Tune Bonus Episode

Season: 3
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“We've just got one week left until the launch of Season Three Part Two! And it's not going to write itself!” A Recap Episode for Season 3 Part 1.

Season: 3
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“Sign up for potato peeling! Potato duty is the only time prisoners can talk in private!” Sneak peek of Clara Knoff, a Patreon Exclusive bonus episode.

Season: 3 Episode: 34
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“Hello. I’m Pablo Perez Garcia. I’m leader of the Panaraguan Pythons. Now, you are going to help me.” Episode 34, Season 3.

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