Claire meets her new roommate Bea, but gets distracted by a hot neighbor. Some huge misconceptions are cleared up. A sentient liquid gets laid.

Bea slips into something more comfortable.

A B C. Always Be suCking. Written by https://twitter.com/toomuchnick (Nick Douglas) and https://twitter.com/timx13 (Tim Mucci) https://twitter.com/flyingtoast (Serena Berman) as Claire https://twitter.com/nwalks (Natalie Walker) as Bea Nick Douglas as Vali Macedonski Tim Mucci as Elder Shumway Editing, sound design, and mixing by https://twitter.com/levisharpe (Levi Sharpe) Recorded at https://twitter.com/SpacemanSound (Spaceman Sound) ‏in Brooklyn, New York Theme song by https://twitter.com/ilovecharts (Jason Oberholtzer) Cover art by https://www.instagram.com/artsparrow/ (Andrea Sparacio) Twitter: https://twitter.com/@evilsitcom (@evilsitcom) Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/evilsitcom/ (@evilsitcom) Dark web: http://roommatefromhell.rip (roommatefromhell.rip)

Claire helps Bea with an errand. Written by https://twitter.com/@toomuchnick (Nick Douglas) and https://twitter.com/@timx13 (Tim Mucci) Featuring: https://twitter.com/flyingtoast (Serena Berman) as Claire https://twitter.com/nwalks (Natalie Walker) as Bea https://twitter.com/HalleKiefer (Halle Kiefer) as an old man dying https://twitter.com/levisharpe (Leviathan Sharpe) as his inconsolable son Editing, sound design, and mixing by https://twitter.com/levisharpe (Levi Sharpe) Recorded at https://twitter.com/SpacemanSound (Spaceman Sound) ‏in Brooklyn, New York Theme song by https://twitter.com/@ilovecharts (Jason Oberholtzer) Cover art by https://www.instagram.com/artsparrow/?hl=en (Andrea Sparacio) Twitter: https://twitter.com/@evilsitcom (@evilsitcom) IG: https://www.instagram.com/evilsitcom/ (@evilsitcom) Dark web: http://roommatefromhell.rip/ (roommatefromhell.rip)

Ride shares are more trouble than they’re worth.

Bea is proud of her organ skills. Written by https://twitter.com/@toomuchnick (Nick Douglas) and https://twitter.com/@timx13 (Tim Mucci) Starring: https://twitter.com/flyingtoast (Serena Berman) as Claire https://twitter.com/nwalks (Natalie Walker) as Bea https://twitter.com/HalleKiefer (Halle Kiefer) as E.D.E. Nick Douglas as E.B.E. Editing, sound design, and mixing by https://twitter.com/levisharpe (Levi Sharpe) Recorded at https://twitter.com/SpacemanSound (Spaceman Sound) Theme song by https://twitter.com/@ilovecharts (Jason Oberholtzer) Cover art by https://www.instagram.com/artsparrow/?hl=en (Andrea Sparacio) Twitter: https://twitter.com/@evilsitcom (@evilsitcom) IG: https://www.instagram.com/evilsitcom/ (@evilsitcom) Dark web: http://roommatefromhell.rip/ (roommatefromhell.rip)

The mothman predicted it would fly toward that light! Written by https://twitter.com/@toomuchnick (Nick Douglas) and https://twitter.com/@timx13 (Tim Mucci) Starring: https://twitter.com/flyingtoast (Serena Berman) as Claire https://twitter.com/nwalks (Natalie Walker) as Bea https://twitter.com/lemonwarmer (Liz Leimkuhler) as the demon Pazuzu https://twitter.com/@jdsmith1905 (Jordan Smith) and Tim Mucci as two unfortunate exorcists Editing, sound design, mixing, and "blub blub" noises by https://twitter.com/levisharpe (Levi Sharpe) Recorded at https://twitter.com/headgum (Headgum Studios) in Brooklyn, New York Theme song by https://twitter.com/@ilovecharts (Jason Oberholtzer) Cover art by https://www.instagram.com/artsparrow/?hl=en (Andrea Sparacio) Twitter: https://twitter.com/@evilsitcom (@evilsitcom) IG: https://www.instagram.com/evilsitcom/ (@evilsitcom) Dark web: http://roommatefromhell.rip/ (roommatefromhell.rip)

Every day is the same. And then they start repeating. Written by https://twitter.com/@toomuchnick (Nick Douglas) and https://twitter.com/@timx13 (Tim Mucci) Featuring: https://twitter.com/flyingtoast (Serena Berman) as Claire https://twitter.com/nwalks (Natalie Walker) as Bea https://twitter.com/thathaikugirl (Beth Griffenhagen) as Gabi https://twitter.com/@jdsmith1905 (Jordan Smith) as Scott from Boston College Nick Douglas as Evan Tim Mucci as Doug Editing, sound design, and mixing by https://twitter.com/levisharpe (Levi Sharpe) Recorded at https://twitter.com/SpacemanSound (Spaceman Sound) ‏in Brooklyn, New York Theme song by https://twitter.com/@ilovecharts (Jason Oberholtzer) Outro music by: https://sybsmusic.com/home (Sybs) Cover art by https://www.instagram.com/artsparrow/?hl=en (Andrea Sparacio) Dark web: http://roommatefromhell.rip/ (roommatefromhell.rip) Twitter: https://twitter.com/@evilsitcom (@evilsitcom) Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/evilsitcom/ (@evilsitcom)

The Roommate From Hell team talks about the history of the show, who originally played Bea and why we had to replace them twice before the pilot aired, and where else you can see co-stars Serena and Natalie. Discussed: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ITPgG-1satY (God Friended Me trailer) http://www.jcrewcrew.com/ (JCrew Crew) by Meghan O'Neill https://twitter.com/nwalks/status/1049475664737423361 (Strong auditions for weak female roles) by Natalie Walker https://twitter.com/nwalks/status/690998260455084032?lang=en (Phantom of the Opera recap) by Natalie Walker https://www.buzzfeednews.com/article/stephaniemcneal/yelp-date-reviews ( A Woman Got Kicked Off Of Yelp After Posting A Bunch Of Reviews Of Her Dates) http://www.oobfestival.com/?portfolio_page=sex-friends-by-serena-berman ( Interview about Sex Friends) with Serena Berman https://www.chinatownsoup.nyc/ (Chinatown Soup) performance and art space https://www.netflix.com/title/80184100 (Set It Up) on Netflix https://54below.com/series/musicals/ (Upcoming events at 54 Below) / https://54below.com/events/nightmare-christmas-concert/ (Nightmare Before Christmas: The Concert in 2017) Outro music by https://sybsmusic.com/home (SYBS)

There once were two girls who'd gone drinking... Written by https://twitter.com/@toomuchnick (Nick Douglas) and https://twitter.com/@timx13 (Tim Mucci) Featuring: https://twitter.com/flyingtoast (Serena Berman) as Claire https://twitter.com/nwalks (Natalie Walker) as Bea Levi Sharpe as the Leprechaun Editing, sound design, and mixing by https://twitter.com/levisharpe (Levi Sharpe) Recorded at https://twitter.com/SpacemanSound (Spaceman Sound) ‏in Brooklyn, New York Theme song by https://twitter.com/@ilovecharts (Jason Oberholtzer) Outro music by https://sybsmusic.com/home (Sybs) Cover art by https://www.instagram.com/artsparrow/?hl=en (Andrea Sparacio) Twitter: https://twitter.com/@evilsitcom (@evilsitcom) Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/evilsitcom/ (@evilsitcom) Dark web: http://roommatefromhell.rip/ (roommatefromhell.rip)

Every time we get in a room we end up talking about horror movies. The Roommate From Hell team talks about horror movies, haunted houses, and the Bunny Rabbit. We talk about: Mother! Hereditary King Paimon Halloween (2018) The Nun The Conjuring 2 Green Room Haunted soda machines What We Do in the Shadows Sleep No More Extreme Haunted Houses This Buzzfeed article Featuring: https://twitter.com/flyingtoast (Serena Berman) https://twitter.com/nwalks (Natalie Walker) Tim Mucci Nick Douglas Levi Sharpe Editing, sound design, and mixing by Levi Sharpe Theme song by https://twitter.com/@ilovecharts (Jason Oberholtzer) Outro music by https://sybsmusic.com/home (SYBS) Cover art by Andrea Sparacio Dark web: roommatefromhell.rip Email: hello@roommatefromhell.rip Twitter: @evilsitcom Instagram: @evilsitcom

How not to survive a horror movie. Written by https://twitter.com/@toomuchnick (Nick Douglas) and https://twitter.com/@timx13 (Tim Mucci)  Featuring: https://twitter.com/flyingtoast (Serena Berman) as Claire https://twitter.com/nwalks (Natalie Walker) as Bea https://twitter.com/2tonbug (Joe Rumrill) as Nate https://twitter.com/xoxogossipgita (Gita Jackson) as Caitlin https://www.tnpacheco.com/ (Tara Pacheco) as Julia Nick Douglas as Brandon Editing, sound design, and mixing by https://twitter.com/levisharpe (Levi Sharpe) Theme by https://twitter.com/@ilovecharts (Jason Oberholtzer) Outro music by https://sybsmusic.com/home (SYBS) Cover art by https://www.instagram.com/artsparrow/?hl=en (Andrea Sparacio) Dark web: http://roommatefromhell.rip/ (roommatefromhell.rip) Email: roommatefromhellshow@gmail.com Twitter: https://twitter.com/@evilsitcom (@evilsitcom) IG: https://www.instagram.com/evilsitcom/ (@evilsitcom)

Witches be trippin’. Written by  https://twitter.com/@toomuchnick (Nick Douglas) and https://twitter.com/@timx13 (Tim Mucci)  Featuring: https://twitter.com/flyingtoast (Serena Berman)  as Claire https://twitter.com/nwalks (Natalie Walker) as Bea https://twitter.com/lemonwarmer (Liz Leimkuhler) as Hezkibah Thruppence https://www.instagram.com/caitlinroyal/ (Caitlin Royal) as Thirsty Witch and https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Surgat (Surgat) as himself Editing, sound design, and mixing by  https://twitter.com/levisharpe (Levi Sharpe) Theme by  https://twitter.com/@ilovecharts (Jason Oberholtzer) Outro music by  https://sybsmusic.com/home (SYBS) Cover art by  https://www.instagram.com/artsparrow/?hl=en (Andrea Sparacio) Dark web:  http://roommatefromhell.rip/ (roommatefromhell.rip) Email:  roommatefromhellshow@gmail.com Twitter:  https://twitter.com/@evilsitcom (@evilsitcom) IG:  https://www.instagram.com/evilsitcom/ (@evilsitcom)

It's the poker night episode. But with Magic. Written by https://twitter.com/toomuchnick (Nick Douglas) and https://twitter.com/timx13 (Tim Mucci) Featuring: https://twitter.com/flyingtoast (Serena Berman) as Claire https://twitter.com/nwalks (Natalie Walker) as Bea Tara Pacheco as Oya Nick Douglas as Zalla Editing, sound design, and mixing by https://twitter.com/levisharpe (Levi Sharpe) Theme by https://twitter.com/ilovecharts (Jason Oberholtzer) Outro music by https://sybsmusic.com/home (SYBS) Cover art by https://www.instagram.com/artsparrow/ (Andrea Sparacio) Dark web: http://roommatefromhell.rip/ (roommatefromhell.rip) Email: roommatefromhellshow@gmail.com Twitter:  https://twitter.com/evilsitcom (@evilsitcom) IG:  https://www.instagram.com/evilsitcom/ (@evilsitcom)

Bea knows some humans. Written by https://twitter.com/toomuchnick (Nick Douglas) and https://twitter.com/timx13 (Tim Mucci) Featuring: https://twitter.com/flyingtoast (Serena Berman) as Claire https://twitter.com/nwalks (Natalie Walker) as Bea Gita Jackson as Lilith Alice Kors as Eve Editing, sound design, and mixing by https://twitter.com/levisharpe (Levi Sharpe) Theme by https://twitter.com/ilovecharts (Jason Oberholtzer) Outro music by https://sybsmusic.com/home (SYBS) Cover art by https://www.instagram.com/artsparrow/ (Andrea Sparacio) Dark web: http://roommatefromhell.rip/ (roommatefromhell.rip) Email: roommatefromhellshow@gmail.com Twitter: https://twitter.com/evilsitcom (@evilsitcom) Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/evilsitcom/ (@evilsitcom)

Discover the secret rituals behind writing and recording Roommate From Hell! Featuring: Tim Mucci Nick Douglas Levi Sharpe Go watch Jaywalk Cop: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GC62R_SfPSA (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GC62R_SfPSA) Editing, sound design, and mixing by https://twitter.com/levisharpe (Levi Sharpe) Theme song by https://twitter.com/@ilovecharts (Jason Oberholtzer) Outro music by https://sybsmusic.com/home (SYBS) Cover art by https://www.instagram.com/artsparrow/?hl=en (Andrea Sparacio) Dark web: http://roommatefromhell.rip/ (roommatefromhell.rip) Email: roommatefromhellshow@gmail.com Twitter: https://twitter.com/@evilsitcom (@evilsitcom) Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/evilsitcom/ (@evilsitcom)

The call is coming from inside the phone. Written by https://twitter.com/toomuchnick (Nick Douglas) and https://twitter.com/timx13 (Tim Mucci) Featuring: https://twitter.com/flyingtoast (Serena Berman) as Claire https://twitter.com/nwalks (Natalie Walker) as Bea Nick Douglas as Scat Editing, sound design, and mixing by https://twitter.com/levisharpe (Levi Sharpe) Theme by https://twitter.com/ilovecharts (Jason Oberholtzer) Outro music by https://sybsmusic.com/home (SYBS) Cover art by https://www.instagram.com/artsparrow/ (Andrea Sparacio) Dark web: http://roommatefromhell.rip/ (roommatefromhell.rip) Email: roommatefromhellshow@gmail.com Twitter: https://twitter.com/evilsitcom (@evilsitcom) Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/evilsitcom/ (@evilsitcom)

We told the witch we wanted higher metrics / Especially when we reach ep. 666 / She looked at my palm and she made a magic sign / She said "What you need is love potion sixty-nine" Written by https://twitter.com/toomuchnick (Nick Douglas) and https://twitter.com/timx13 (Tim Mucci) Featuring: https://twitter.com/flyingtoast (Serena Berman) as Claire https://twitter.com/nwalks (Natalie Walker) as Bea https://www.tnpacheco.com/ (Tara Pacheco) as Astarte Editing, sound design, and mixing by https://twitter.com/levisharpe (Levi Sharpe) Theme by https://twitter.com/@ilovecharts (Jason Oberholtzer) Outro music by https://sybsmusic.com/home (SYBS) Cover art by https://www.instagram.com/artsparrow/ (Andrea Sparacio) Dark web: http://roommatefromhell.rip/ (roommatefromhell.rip) Email: roommatefromhellshow@gmail.com Twitter: https://twitter.com/evilsitcom (@evilsitcom) Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/evilsitcom/ (@evilsitcom)

Dreams used to be improv shows. Then the writers got involved. Written by https://twitter.com/toomuchnick (Nick Douglas) and https://twitter.com/timx13 (Tim Mucci) Featuring: https://twitter.com/flyingtoast (Serena Berman) as Bilquis and Claire https://twitter.com/nwalks (Natalie Walker) as Yolf and Bea Nick Douglas as Jasher Tim Mucci as Photini https://twitter.com/@jdsmith1905 (Jordan Smith) as Xantus of the Crimson Eye https://twitter.com/lemonwarmer (Liz Leimkuhler) as Lizathee Editing, sound design, and mixing by https://twitter.com/levisharpe (Levi Sharpe) Theme by https://twitter.com/@ilovecharts (Jason Oberholtzer) Outro music by https://sybsmusic.com/home (SYBS) Cover art by https://www.instagram.com/artsparrow/ (Andrea Sparacio) Dark web: http://roommatefromhell.rip/ (roommatefromhell.rip) Email: roommatefromhellshow@gmail.com Twitter: https://twitter.com/evilsitcom (@evilsitcom) Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/evilsitcom/ (@evilsitcom)

Do not publish

Here's how an episode of Roommate From Hell is laid to rest. Featuring: Tim Mucci Nick Douglas Levi Sharpe Editing, sound design, and mixing by https://twitter.com/levisharpe (Levi Sharpe) Theme by https://twitter.com/@ilovecharts (Jason Oberholtzer) Outro music by https://sybsmusic.com/home (SYBS) Cover art by https://www.instagram.com/artsparrow/ (Andrea Sparacio) Dark web: http://roommatefromhell.rip/ (roommatefromhell.rip) Email: roommatefromhellshow@gmail.com Twitter: https://twitter.com/evilsitcom (@evilsitcom) Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/evilsitcom/ (@evilsitcom)

Do not publish, seriously this time

Claire's unemployment anxiety manifests itself in the fridge. Written by https://twitter.com/toomuchnick (Nick Douglas) and https://twitter.com/timx13 (Tim Mucci) Featuring: https://twitter.com/flyingtoast (Serena Berman) as Claire https://twitter.com/nwalks (Natalie Walker) as Bea Editing, sound design, and mixing by https://twitter.com/levisharpe (Levi Sharpe) Theme by https://twitter.com/@ilovecharts (Jason Oberholtzer) Outro music by https://sybsmusic.com/home (SYBS) Cover art by https://www.instagram.com/artsparrow/ (Andrea Sparacio) Dark web: http://roommatefromhell.rip/ (roommatefromhell.rip) Email: roommatefromhellshow@gmail.com Twitter: https://twitter.com/evilsitcom (@evilsitcom) Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/evilsitcom/ (@evilsitcom)

Bea and Claire take a wrong turn at the floor lamps. Written by https://twitter.com/toomuchnick (Nick Douglas) and https://twitter.com/timx13 (Tim Mucci) Featuring: https://twitter.com/flyingtoast (Serena Berman) as Claire https://twitter.com/nwalks (Natalie Walker) as Bea https://twitter.com/2tonbug (Joe Rumrill) as the Minotaur https://twitter.com/theTaradactal (Tara Pacheco) as the worried mom https://twitter.com/xoxogossipgita (Gita Jackson) as Ikea customer Editing, sound design, and mixing by https://twitter.com/levisharpe (Levi Sharpe) Theme by https://twitter.com/@ilovecharts (Jason Oberholtzer) Outro music by https://sybsmusic.com/home (SYBS) Cover art by https://www.instagram.com/artsparrow/ (Andrea Sparacio) Dark web: http://roommatefromhell.rip/ (roommatefromhell.rip) Email: roommatefromhellshow@gmail.com Twitter: https://twitter.com/evilsitcom (@evilsitcom) Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/evilsitcom/ (@evilsitcom)

The last thing you knew, you were doing some heavy necking with a pale Continental man. Written and performed by https://twitter.com/toomuchnick (Nick Douglas) Editing, sound design, and mixing by https://twitter.com/levisharpe (Levi Sharpe) Theme by https://twitter.com/@ilovecharts (Jason Oberholtzer) Outro music by https://sybsmusic.com/home (SYBS) Cover art by https://www.instagram.com/artsparrow/ (Andrea Sparacio) Dark web: http://roommatefromhell.rip/ (roommatefromhell.rip) Email: roommatefromhellshow@gmail.com Twitter: https://twitter.com/evilsitcom (@evilsitcom) Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/evilsitcom/ (@evilsitcom)

Bea and Claire go on the lam with Fred Foxy. Written by https://twitter.com/toomuchnick (Nick Douglas) and https://twitter.com/timx13 (Tim Mucci) Featuring: https://twitter.com/flyingtoast (Serena Berman) as Claire https://twitter.com/nwalks (Natalie Walker) as Bea https://twitter.com/2tonbug (Joe Rumrill) as Fred Foxy https://twitter.com/theTaradactal (Tara Pacheco) as Reginald the Hunter https://twitter.com/levisharpe (Levi Sharpe) as the Guard Editing, sound design, and mixing by https://twitter.com/levisharpe (Levi Sharpe) Theme by https://twitter.com/@ilovecharts (Jason Oberholtzer) Outro music by https://sybsmusic.com/home (SYBS) Cover art by https://www.instagram.com/artsparrow/ (Andrea Sparacio) Dark web: http://roommatefromhell.rip/ (roommatefromhell.rip) Email: roommatefromhellshow@gmail.com Twitter: https://twitter.com/evilsitcom (@evilsitcom) Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/evilsitcom/ (@evilsitcom)

He was working in his lab late one night when he and his assistant got into a fight. Written and performed by https://twitter.com/timx13 (Tim Mucci) Editing, sound design, and mixing by https://twitter.com/levisharpe (Levi Sharpe) Theme by https://twitter.com/@ilovecharts (Jason Oberholtzer) Outro music by https://sybsmusic.com/home (SYBS) Cover art by https://www.instagram.com/artsparrow/ (Andrea Sparacio) Dark web: http://roommatefromhell.rip/ (roommatefromhell.rip) Email: roommatefromhellshow@gmail.com Twitter: https://twitter.com/evilsitcom (@evilsitcom) Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/evilsitcom/ (@evilsitcom)

You hacked G-d's voicemail and this is all you found.

Eldritch slime leads to a neighbor's malaise. Written by https://twitter.com/toomuchnick (Nick Douglas) and https://twitter.com/timx13 (Tim Mucci) Featuring: https://twitter.com/flyingtoast (Serena Berman) as Claire https://twitter.com/nwalks (Natalie Walker) as Bea https://twitter.com/timx13 (Tim Mucci) as Lucius Sheen https://twitter.com/xoxogossipgita (Gita Jackson) as Vani https://twitter.com/alicekors (Alice Kors) as Kelly Editing, sound design, and mixing by https://twitter.com/levisharpe (Levi Sharpe) Theme by https://twitter.com/@ilovecharts (Jason Oberholtzer) Outro music by https://sybsmusic.com/home (SYBS) Cover art by https://www.instagram.com/artsparrow/ (Andrea Sparacio) Dark web: http://roommatefromhell.rip/ (roommatefromhell.rip) Email: roommatefromhellshow@gmail.com Twitter: https://twitter.com/evilsitcom (@evilsitcom) Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/evilsitcom/ (@evilsitcom)

Bea and Claire commit a crime and do the time. Written by https://twitter.com/toomuchnick (Nick Douglas) and https://twitter.com/timx13 (Tim Mucci) Featuring: https://twitter.com/flyingtoast (Serena Berman) as Claire https://twitter.com/nwalks (Natalie Walker) as Bea https://www.tnpacheco.com/ (Tara Pacheco) as the Time Court Editing, sound design, and mixing by https://twitter.com/levisharpe (Levi Sharpe) Theme by https://twitter.com/@ilovecharts (Jason Oberholtzer) Outro music by https://sybsmusic.com/home (SYBS) Cover art by https://www.instagram.com/artsparrow/ (Andrea Sparacio) Dark web: http://roommatefromhell.rip/ (roommatefromhell.rip) Email: roommatefromhellshow@gmail.com Twitter: https://twitter.com/evilsitcom (@evilsitcom) Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/evilsitcom/ (@evilsitcom)

Oh ho ho, dost thou have a thirst for a libation? Perhaps a Yuengling on tap?

Speak of the devil. Roommate From Hell season 2 premieres soon, starring Serena Berman as Claire and introducing SJ Austell as Bea.

Roommate From Hell is back from the dead. https://docs.google.com/document/d/19GhrbHiHahdAfs4tWbYEBYNcnUPoIEN2V1ZlMqhbsQc/edit?usp=sharing (Transcript) Web: https://roommatefromhell.rip/ (roommatefromhell.rip) Twitter: https://twitter.com/evilsitcom (@evilsitcom) Instagram: https://instagram.com/evilsitcom (@evilsitcom)

Roommate From Hell returns June 1 with longer episodes and harsher consequences. https://docs.google.com/document/d/10tzm6rb1YSP4RM3PFwZPynAoWphC8331N90-1uAdFEo/edit?usp=sharing (Transcript) Web: https://roommatefromhell.rip/ (roommatefromhell.rip) Twitter: https://twitter.com/evilsitcom (@evilsitcom) Instagram: https://instagram.com/evilsitcom (@evilsitcom)

More Todd. Worse music.

Surgat hires gig workers. Bea has a crush.

Claire finds an old friend in a box. Bea smells a rat.

"Oh Lord I pray thee, do exactly as your son Jesus wouldst have done, and send away these prostitutes and tax collectors!"