Hi. I’m Arnie. I fell through a portal behind a Burger King into the magical land of Foon. I’m still trying to get my bearings, but I have my podcasting gear and get a weak WiFi signal from the Burger King so I figured I might as well set up shop at the nearby inn and interview some people. When in Foon… Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Mysterious Man: Tim Sniffen Producers: Arnie Niekamp, Evan Jacover, Ryan DiGiorgi Editor: Ryan DiGiorgi Theme Music: Andy Poland Magic Tavern Logo: Allard Laban Audio Assistance: Jason Knox See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.

This week, a new guest joins Chunt, Usidore, and I in the Vermilion Minotaur: A common, dirty traveler named Tom. I’m hoping to hear what life outside of Hogface is like from someone who has traveled across Foon. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Tom the Traveller: Steve Waltien Mysterious Man: Tim Sniffen Producers: Arnie Niekamp, Evan Jacover, Ryan DiGiorgi Editor: Ryan DiGiorgi Theme Music: Andy Poland Magic Tavern Logo: Allard Laban Audio Assistance: Jason Knox See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.

This week a talking flower named Flower will join Chunt, Usidore and I. She looks really sweet. I think we’ll be good friends. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Flower: Brooke Breit Mysterious Man: Tim Sniffen Producers: Arnie Niekamp, Evan Jacover, Ryan DiGiorgi Editor: Evan Jacover and NOT Ryan DiGiorgi. Theme Music: Andy Poland Magic Tavern Logo: Allard Laban See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.

This week I meet Larry Birdman, who is something of a celebrity in Foon. He is the commissioner of the Foon Mittens League, whatever that is. I hope he’s nicer than Flower. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Larry Birdman: Rush Howell Burger King Guy: Max Temkin Mysterious Man: Tim Sniffen Producers: Arnie Niekamp, Evan Jacover, Ryan DiGiorgi Editor: Ryan DiGiorgi Theme Music: Andy Poland Magic Tavern Logo: Allard Laban See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.

Wow! The greatest swordsman in all of Foon is going to be at the Vermilion Minotaur today and I get to interview him! I can’t wait to hear all about his adventures. First the commissioner of the Foon Mittens League and now Jak Vorpal! I’m basically the Ryan Seacrest of Foon. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Usidore: Matt Young Jak Vorpal: Sean Kelly Mysterious Man: Tim Sniffen Producers: Arnie Niekamp, Evan Jacover, Ryan DiGiorgi Editor: Ryan DiGiorgi Theme Music: Andy Poland Magic Tavern Logo: Allard Laban See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.

After spending so much time in the Vermilion Minotaur, I finally got its owner and proprietor, Otok Barleyfoot, to be a guest on the podcast. Chunt will be there too. Usidore is already pretty drunk so I’m not sure what to expect from him. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Otok Barleyfoot: Nick Baer Man Yelling in Background: Evan Jacover Mysterious Man: Tim Sniffen Producers: Arnie Niekamp, Evan Jacover, Ryan DiGiorgi Editor: Ryan DiGiorgi Theme Music: Andy Poland Magic Tavern Logo: Allard Laban See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.

I get to meet my first real princess on the podcast this week. The name “Belaroth” sounds familiar. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Usidore: Matt Young Princess Trachea: Megan O’Neill Otok Barleyfoot: Nick Baer Mysterious Man: Tim Sniffen Producers: Arnie Niekamp, Evan Jacover, Ryan DiGiorgi Editor: Ryan DiGiorgi Theme Music: Andy Poland Magic Tavern Logo: Allard Laban See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.

I’m told that Pimbly Nimblebottom is an imp. Finally, a real magical guest! Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Pimbly Nimblebottom: Louie Saunders Otok Barleyfoot: Nick Baer Mysterious Man: Tim Sniffen Producers: Arnie Niekamp, Evan Jacover, Ryan DiGiorgi Editor: Ryan DiGiorgi Theme Music: Andy Poland Magic Tavern Logo: Allard Laban See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.

Now that the Vermilion Minotaur allows goblins on Sundays, I can have a few on the podcast. I still don’t really know the difference between goblins and orcs. Is it horns? I’ll find out today! Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Inta and Nerf: Marla Caceres and Eddie Piña Otok Barleyfoot: Nick Baer Mysterious Man: Tim Sniffen Producers: Arnie Niekamp, Evan Jacover, Ryan DiGiorgi Editor: Ryan DiGiorgi Theme Music: Andy Poland Magic Tavern Logo: Allard Laban See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.

I just want to apologize in advance. I couldn’t find a guest for this episode and, frankly, I’m feeling pretty homesick. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Mysterious Man: Tim Sniffen Tricia: Kate James Kern: Spencer Ham Mysterious Woman: …is a mystery… Producers: Arnie Niekamp, Evan Jacover, Ryan DiGiorgi Theme Music: Andy Poland Magic Tavern Logo: Allard Laban See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.

I found out why there are so many purple banners in town. The Chief Eunuch of Belaroth is visiting Hogsface… and he’s here to see me! Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Benedict Whisperbrew: Brendan Dowling Mysterious Man: Tim Sniffen Producers: Arnie Niekamp, Evan Jacover, Ryan DiGiorgi Editor: Evan Jacover Theme Music: Andy Poland Magic Tavern Logo: Allard Laban See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.

Krom the Barbarian is going to be my guest this week. He is… a big guy.   Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Krom the Barbarian: Mark Logsdon Otok Barleyfoot: Nick Baer Mysterious Man: Tim Sniffen Producers: Arnie Niekamp, Evan Jacover, Ryan DiGiorgi Editor: Ryan DiGiorgi Music: Andy Poland Magic Tavern Logo: Allard Laban See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.

Instead of a whole guest and interview and all that, Chunt, Usidore and I are just gonna hang out and chat tonight. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Otok Barleyfoot: Nick Baer Mysterious Man: Tim Sniffen Producers: Arnie Niekamp, Evan Jacover, Ryan DiGiorgi Editor: Ryan DiGiorgi Music: Andy Poland Episode Cover Art: Ross Bryant See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.

Two traveling bards are passing through Hogsface and I am going to try to convince them to be on the podcast and play some music.   Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Glenn Miller: Nick Gage Spants: Meridith Stepien Mysterious Man: Tim Sniffen Kern: Spencer Ham Producers: Arnie Niekamp, Evan Jacover, Ryan DiGiorgi Editor: Ryan DiGiorgi Theme Music: Andy Poland See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.

Boys’ night was so much fun I didn’t book a guest for this episode either, but one showed up anyway. More importantly, he can travel between dimensions. Maybe he can help me get home. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Don: Joey Romaine Otok Barleyfoot: Nick Baer Mysterious Man: Tim Sniffen Producers: Arnie Niekamp, Evan Jacover, Ryan DiGiorgi Editor: Evan Jacover Theme Music: Andy Poland See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.

I finally get to meet the famous wizard Spintax the Green! Maybe I should have told Usidore he was coming… Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Spintax: Charlie McCrackin Glenn Miller: Nick Gage Spants: Meridith Stepien Mysterious Man: Tim Sniffen Producers: Arnie Niekamp, Evan Jacover, Ryan DiGiorgi Editor: Ryan DiGiorgi Theme Music: Andy Poland Magic Tavern Logo: Allard Laban See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.

This week I meet an Elven archer! Elvish archer? He’s an elf. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young D’athaniel Quen’yarvin: Tim Ryder Otok Barleyfoot: Nick Baer Mysterious Man: Tim Sniffen Producers: Arnie Niekamp, Evan Jacover, Ryan DiGiorgi Editor: Ryan DiGiorgi Theme Music: Andy Poland Magic Tavern Logo: Allard Laban See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.

Blemish, the creepy guy who works at the Vermilion Minotaur and brings us spiced potatoes is going to be our guest this week. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Blemish: Martin Wilson Otok Barleyfoot: Nick Baer Mysterious Man: Tim Sniffen Producers: Arnie Niekamp, Evan Jacover, Ryan DiGiorgi Editor: Ryan DiGiorgi Theme Music: Andy Poland Magic Tavern Logo: Allard Laban See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.

Merlinda Flimpery is a Namer. She gives things names. That’s a thing in Foon. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Merlinda Flimpery: Irene Marquette Otok Barleyfoot: Nick Baer Mysterious Man: Tim Sniffen Producers: Arnie Niekamp, Evan Jacover, Ryan DiGiorgi Editor: Ryan DiGiorgi Theme Music: Andy Poland Magic Tavern Logo: Allard Laban Episode Art: Sadieh Rifai See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.

This week I meet one of the best wedding planners in Foon…assuming you’re not a tree. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Souza Gurnick: Katie Rich Bungaree Chubbins: Tom Gottlieb Mysterious Man: Tim Sniffen Producers: Arnie Niekamp, Evan Jacover, Ryan DiGiorgi Editor: Ryan DiGiorgi Theme Music: Andy Poland Magic Tavern Logo: Allard Laban See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.

Hi! It’s Chunt. I’m the host now because Arnie ran off to find Sarah in the woods. It will probably be a better show without him. Credits: Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Tom the Traveler: Steve Waltien Burger King Employee: Max Temkin Mysterious Man: Tim Sniffen Producers: Arnie Niekamp, Evan Jacover, Ryan DiGiorgi Editor: Ryan DiGiorgi Theme Music: Andy Poland Special Episode Art: Jillian Samowitz Magic Tavern Logo: Allard Laban See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.

She’s here! Somehow my wife, Sarah, is in Foon. I’ve been chasing her through McShingleshane forest for the last two weeks, but now she’s here! Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Sarah: Sarah Maher Spants: Meridith Stepien Mysterious Man: Tim Sniffen Producers: Arnie Niekamp, Evan Jacover, Ryan DiGiorgi Editor: Evan Jacover Theme Music: Andy Poland Magic Tavern Logo: Allard Laban See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.

I thought we’d finally do an Earth Stuff episode, but an unexpected guest showed up. I still think Blemish might be creepier, though. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Soul Walker: Ross Bryant Otok Barleyfoot: Nick Baer Mysterious Man: Tim Sniffen Tricia: Kate James Producers: Arnie Niekamp, Evan Jacover, Ryan DiGiorgi Editor: Evan Jacover Theme Music: Andy Poland Magic Tavern Logo: Allard Laban Episode Art: Ross Bryant Additional Sound Effects from Mike Koenig via soundbible.com See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.

Ever since Usidore said The Dark Lord’s name, things have been getting a little too real. We’re still cleaning Soul Walker off of the Vermilion Minotaur’s floor. We need a plan to deal with all of this stuff. We also need Spintax the Green. He’s my guest this week. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Spintax: Charlie McCrackin Bungaree Chubbins: Tom Gottlieb Mysterious Man: Tim Sniffen Tricia: Kate James Producers: Arnie Niekamp, Evan Jacover, Ryan DiGiorgi Editor: Ryan DiGiorgi Theme Music: Andy Poland Magic Tavern Logo: Allard Laban Special Episode Art: Dave Innis See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.

With Spintax taking care of things, we can get back to our regular podcast routine and have some normal guests on the show — that is, if you can consider two gigantic eagles normal guests. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Craw: Joseph Walker Flappy: Brian Holden Otok Barleyfoot: Nick Baer Mysterious Man: Tim Sniffen Producers: Arnie Niekamp, Evan Jacover, Ryan DiGiorgi Editor: Ryan DiGiorgi Theme Music: Andy Poland Magic Tavern Logo: Allard Laban See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.

I didn’t see him at first — probably because he’s a ghost, but Chunt’s dad is sitting at our table. I’m so excited to learn more about where Chunt came from. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Hungho: Brett Lyons Otok Barleyfoot: Nick Baer Mysterious Man: Tim Sniffen Producers: Arnie Niekamp, Evan Jacover, Ryan DiGiorgi Editor: Evan Jacover Theme Music: Andy Poland Magic Tavern Logo: Allard Laban See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.

Wow. The Vermilion Minotaur is really crowded tonight. Are they here to see… us? Our old friends Spants and Glenn Miller are back to sing some songs for us and Usidore’s robes and hat seem unusually uncomfortable. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Special Guest: Brooke Breit Glenn Miller: Nick Gage Spants: Meridith Stepien Puddle: Brian Holden Reverend: Jakob Schaeffer Spindella: Jamie Burns Mysterious Man: Tim Sniffen Technical Difficulties Witch: Shama Jacover Producers: Arnie Niekamp, Evan Jacover, Ryan DiGiorgi Editors: Ryan DiGiorgi, Evan Jacover Live Audio Engineer: Mark Swiderski Theme Music: Andy Poland Magic Tavern Logo: Allard Laban Recorded Live at: iO Chicago as part of A Jangleheart Circus. See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.

This week I meet a little girl who will live forever! I think? I’m not super clear on the rules, but Chunt and Usidore are excited about it. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Eternia: Becca Barish Burger King Employee: Max Temkin Mysterious Man: Tim Sniffen Producers: Arnie Niekamp, Evan Jacover, Ryan DiGiorgi Editor: Ryan DiGiorgi Theme Music: Andy Poland Magic Tavern Logo: Allard Laban See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.

Feeling kinda down on my wedding anniversary. Hopefully chatting with a Scholar from the Great Halls Of Terr’Akkas will cheer me up. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young The Scholar: Craig Cackowski Mysterious Man: Tim Sniffen Tricia: Kate James Producers: Arnie Niekamp, Evan Jacover, Ryan DiGiorgi Editor: Ryan DiGiorgi Theme Music: Andy Poland Magic Tavern Logo: Allard Laban Special Episode Art: Winnie Song Recorded Live at: XOXO Festival 2015 See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.

I’m starting to get the sense that Chunt might not actually like me at all. Maybe we’ll patch things up this week while we interview a magical midwife. I have so many questions about midwifery on Foon. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Uteriah: Nicky Margolis Bungaree Chubbins: Tom Gottlieb Mysterious Man: Tim Sniffen Producers: Arnie Niekamp, Evan Jacover, Ryan DiGiorgi Editor: Ryan DiGiorgi Theme Music: Andy Poland Magic Tavern Logo: Allard Laban See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.

This week we test our riddle-solving skills against an actual bridge troll. Hope he doesn’t eat us! Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Bridge Troll: Padraic Connelly Glenn Miller: Nick Gage Spants: Meridith Stepien Spindella: Jamie Burns Mysterious Man: Tim Sniffen Tricia: Kate James Producers: Arnie Niekamp, Evan Jacover, Ryan DiGiorgi Editor: Ryan DiGiorgi Theme Music: Andy Poland Magic Tavern Logo: Allard Laban See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.

There’s this guy who’s always in The Vermilion Minotaur playing some kind of game with his friends. This week he’ll come on the podcast and explain how it works. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Metamore: Bill Arnett Spants: Meridith Stepien Glenn Miller: Nick Gage Spindella: Jamie Burns Mysterious Man: Tim Sniffen Producers: Arnie Niekamp, Evan Jacover, Ryan DiGiorgi Editor: Ryan DiGiorgi Theme Music: Andy Poland Magic Tavern Logo: Allard Laban See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.

Our guest this week is the greatest poet in all of Foon: Spurt the Elder. But apparently there’s another Spurt too? I don’t know. Foon is confusing. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young  Spurt the Elder: Andy Carey Bungaree Chubbins: Tom Gottlieb Mysterious Man: Tim Sniffen Producers: Arnie Niekamp, Evan Jacover, Ryan DiGiorgi Editor: Evan Jacover Theme Music: Andy Poland Magic Tavern Logo: Allard Laban See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.

The Chunt for Red October is finally here! What better way to celebrate than to interview a pair of vampires in need. At least I think they’re in need. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Chip von Pierre: Jeff Murdoch Bippy von Pierre: Jo Scott Otok Barleyfoot: Nick Baer Mysterious Man: Tim Sniffen Producers: Arnie Niekamp, Evan Jacover, Ryan DiGiorgi Editor: Ryan DiGiorgi Theme Music: Andy Poland Episode Art: Tyler Schmidt See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.

Earth. Stuff. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young  Benedict Whisperbrew: Brendan Dowling Otok Barleyfoot: Nick Baer Mysterious Man: Tim Sniffen Producers: Arnie Niekamp, Evan Jacover, Ryan DiGiorgi Editor: Chris Rathjen Theme Music: Andy Poland See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.

Sorry, everyone. I’ve been having some computer trouble. I hope we make it through this episode okay because we have an awesome guest. Fingers crossed!   Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young  Mysterious Man: Tim Sniffen Tricia:  Kate James Craig: Ryan DiGiorgi Producers: Arnie Niekamp, Evan Jacover, Ryan DiGiorgi Editor: Evan Jacover Theme Music: Andy Poland See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.

I was trying to teach Usidore the Earth phrase “when pigs fly.” One thing lead to another and I met this week’s guest. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Tannakin: Sarah Fineout Otok Barleyfoot: Nick Baer Mysterious Man: Tim Sniffen Craig: Ryan DiGiorgi Producers: Arnie Niekamp, Evan Jacover, Ryan DiGiorgi Editor: Chris Rathjen Theme Music: Andy Poland See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.

We’ve been getting so many emails lately, I decided to do an all letters episode. Letters night! Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Tannakin: Sarah Fineout Spants: Meridith Stepien Glenn Miller: Nick Gage Mysterious Man: Tim Sniffen Craig: Ryan DiGiorgi Producers: Arnie Niekamp, Evan Jacover, Ryan DiGiorgi Editor: Ryan DiGiorgi Theme Music: Andy Poland Episode art provided by…we don’t know, we don’t remember, sorry… Did you draw this? Let us know! See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.

Chunt here! Arnie’s hung over so I’m hosting the podcast this week. Usidore’s wizard-friend Can is drinking at the Vermilion Minotaur today. Maybe he’ll chat with us. Credits: Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Can: Arnie Niekamp Bungaree Chubbins: Tom Gottlieb Craig: Ryan DiGiorgi Producers: Arnie Niekamp, Evan Jacover, Ryan DiGiorgi Editor: Evan Jacover Theme Music: Andy Poland See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.

We venture out of the Vermilion Minotaur for a meal at Chu Chu’s Chow! Not sure what they serve, but it’s got to beat spiced potatoes. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Leonard Kronkite: Lauren Lopez Bungaree Chubbins: Tom Gottlieb Craig: Ryan DiGiorgi Mysterious Man: Tim Sniffen Producers: Arnie Niekamp, Evan Jacover, Ryan DiGiorgi Editor: Chris Rathjen Theme Music: Andy Poland Chu Chu’s Chow Restaurant Loop (and also the Vermilion Minotaur loop you hear every week but we’re terrible about crediting it) by Jason Knox Episode art provided by Tyler Canterbury See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.

I learn about dungeons from an actual dungeon-guarding skeleton. Nice guy! Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Clacks/Clax?: TJ Jagodowski Otok Barleyfoot: Nick Baer Craig: Ryan DiGiorgi Mysterious Man: Tim Sniffen Producers: Arnie Niekamp, Evan Jacover, Ryan DiGiorgi Editor: Ryan DiGiorgi Theme Music: Andy Poland Magic Tavern Logo: Allard Laban See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.

There’s a chill in the air and in Foon that could mean literally anything. But this time it means Winter Solstice! Glenn Miller and Spants join us for gift giving and traditional Solstice carols. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Spants: Meridith Stepien Glenn Miller: Nick Gage Mysterious Man: Tim Sniffen Craig: Ryan DiGiorgi Producers: Arnie Niekamp, Evan Jacover, Ryan DiGiorgi Editor: Ryan DiGiorgi Theme Music: Andy Poland Magic Tavern Logo: Allard Laban See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.

Happy Winter Solstice everyone! The regular show will be back next week. See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.

This week I meet two Sharks, but only one of them is a literal shark. I mean I GET IT, but it still seems more confusing than it needs to be. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Louis A. Shark: John Patrick Coan Lois, a shark: Jen Jackson Mysterious Man: Tim Sniffen Craig: Ryan DiGiorgi Producers: Arnie Niekamp, Evan Jacover, Ryan DiGiorgi Editor: Chris Rathjen Theme Music: Andy Poland Magic Tavern Logo: Allard Laban See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.

We’re joined by Arnor, the greatest warrior in all of Foon! People have been comparing us a lot since our names are so similar. I bet he’ll get a kick out of that. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Arnor: Blaine Swen Otok Barleyfoot: Nick Baer Mysterious Man: Tim Sniffen Craig: Ryan DiGiorgi Producers: Arnie Niekamp, Evan Jacover, Ryan DiGiorgi Editor: Evan Jacover Theme Music: Andy Poland Episode Art: Kevin Budnik See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.

I’ve always wondered how Judaism exists on both Earth and Foon. This week’s guest has the answer! Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Peter Smith: Daniel Strauss Otok Barleyfoot: Nick Baer Mysterious Man: Tim Sniffen Craig: Ryan DiGiorgi Producers: Arnie Niekamp, Evan Jacover, Ryan DiGiorgi Editor: Ryan DiGiorgi Theme Music: Andy Poland Magic Tavern Logo: Allard Laban See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.

No guest this week. Looks like another Boys Ni–wait, who’s this guy at our table? Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Assassin: Ross Kimball Bungaree Chubbins: Tom Gottlieb Mysterious Man: Tim Sniffen Craig: Ryan DiGiorgi Producers: Arnie Niekamp, Evan Jacover, Ryan DiGiorgi Editor: Chris Rathjen Theme Music: Andy Poland Magic Tavern Logo: Allard Laban See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.

Finally someone in Foon is going on an actual quest. It’s not Usidore. It’s Otok Barleyfoot, off to find his daughter Activia. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Otok Barleyfoot: Nick Baer Blemish: Martin Wilson Krom the Fingarian: Mark Logsdon Flower: Brooke Breit Honk: Ross Kimball Mysterious Man: Tim Sniffen Craig: Ryan DiGiorgi Producers: Arnie Niekamp, Evan Jacover, Ryan DiGiorgi Editor: Evan Jacover Theme Music: Andy Poland Magic Tavern Logo: Allard Laban See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.

I’m going to try to keep Blemish in line while we chat with our old pal D’athaniel Quen’yarvin. Maybe I’ll say his name right this time. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young D’athaniel Quen’yarvin: Tim Ryder Blemish: Martin Wilson Kellory Potter: Janet Potter Mysterious Man: Tim Sniffen Craig: Ryan DiGiorgi Tricia:  Kate James Kern: Spencer Ham Producers: Arnie Niekamp, Evan Jacover, Ryan DiGiorgi Editor: Ryan DiGiorgi Theme Music: Andy Poland Magic Tavern Logo: Allard Laban Episode Art: Vaughn Pinpin See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.

There’s another princess at the Vermilion Minotaur! And she seems pretty chatty. Maybe now we’ll get the real story on princess life. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Princess Phillipa: Abby McEnany Otok Barleyfoot: Nick Baer Krom the Fingarian: Mark Logsdon Flower: Brooke Breit Bridge Troll: Padraic Connelly Mysterious Man: Tim Sniffen Craig: Ryan DiGiorgi Producers: Arnie Niekamp, Evan Jacover, Ryan DiGiorgi Editor: Chris Rathjen Theme Music: Andy Poland Magic Tavern Logo: Allard Laban See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.

Larry Birdman is in town for a meeting to have a meeting to form a panel to change some Mittens rules and he stops by the podcast to discuss the Mittens Super Calvalcade Part 1. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Larry Birdman: Rush Howell Blemish: Martin Wilson Mysterious Man: Tim Sniffen Craig: Ryan DiGiorgi Producers: Arnie Niekamp, Evan Jacover, Ryan DiGiorgi Editor: Evan Jacover Theme Music: Andy Poland Magic Tavern Logo: Allard Laban See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.

This week I meet my first Foonish baron. Also my first baron! NOTE TO SUBSCRIBERS: The back catalog is going to be moved to different servers this week, so there’s a slight chance your podcatching app may flip out and try to download everything again. You may want to temporarily set it to only download the most recent episode. Sorry for the inconvenience! Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Baron Ragoon: Chris Rathjen Blemish: Martin Wilson Mysterious Man: Tim Sniffen Craig: Ryan DiGiorgi Tricia:  Kate James Kern: Spencer Ham Producers: Arnie Niekamp, Evan Jacover, Ryan DiGiorgi Editor: Ryan DiGiorgi Theme Music: Andy Poland Magic Tavern Logo: Allard Laban See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.

It's my one-year anniversary in Foon and I'm going to spend it with my goon companions, Chunt and Usidore. Boy's Night! Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Bungaree Chubbins: Tom Gottlieb Mysterious Man: Tim Sniffen Craig: Ryan DiGiorgi Producers: Arnie Niekamp, Evan Jacover, Ryan DiGiorgi Editor: Chris Rathjen Theme Music: Andy Poland Magic Tavern Logo: Allard Laban See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.

Last we heard from Tomblain Belaroth, his role as Danlet earned him a nomination for a Tosser Award. Now he's back to tell us all about his experience on the Red Carpet. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Tomblain Belaroth: Steve Waltien Blemish: Martin Wilson Mysterious Man: Tim Sniffen Producers: Arnie Niekamp, Evan Jacover, Ryan DiGiorgi Editor: Evan Jacover Theme Music: Andy Poland Magic Tavern Logo: Allard Laban See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.

What's a polite word for hag?   Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Claudia: Beth Melewski Otok Barleyfoot: Nick Baer Krom the Fingarian: Mark Logsdon Flower: Brooke Breit Foon Law Spokesperson: Sadieh Rifai Mysterious Man: Tim Sniffen Craig: Ryan DiGiorgi   Producers: Arnie Niekamp, Evan Jacover, Ryan DiGiorgi Editor: Ryan DiGiorgi Theme Music: Andy Poland Magic Tavern Logo: Allard Laban See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.

I always thought it was weird how Usidore saves his bodily fluids. This week I learn why. It's still weird. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Metanoid: Jorin Garguilo Spants/Gorgon: Meridith Stepien Mysterious Man: Tim Sniffen Craig: Ryan DiGiorgi Producers: Arnie Niekamp, Evan Jacover, Ryan DiGiorgi Editor: Ryan DiGiorgi Theme Music: Andy Poland Magic Tavern Logo: Allard Laban See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.

This week I meet a dungeon guard named Chad. Seems nice! Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Chad: David Pasquesi Mysterious Man: Tim Sniffen Craig: Ryan DiGiorgi Tricia: Kate James Kern: Spencer Ham Producers: Arnie Niekamp, Evan Jacover, Ryan DiGiorgi Editor: Chris Rathjen Theme Music: Andy Poland Magic Tavern Logo: Allard Laban See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.

Meet Thretta Dreamclimber. She doesn't get many breaks from her job of climbing into peoples dreams, but she's spending one of them with us! Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Thretta Dreamclimber: Andel Sudik Mysterious Man: Tim Sniffen Craig: Ryan DiGiorgi Producers: Arnie Niekamp, Evan Jacover, Ryan DiGiorgi Editor: Evan Jacover Theme Music: Andy Poland Magic Tavern Logo: Allard Laban See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.

We chat with Melchoir, The Keeper of the Doom Horn that Blows at World's End. Really hoping he doesn't blow it. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Melchoir: Alex Eilhauer Mysterious Man: Tim Sniffen Craig: Ryan DiGiorgi Producers: Arnie Niekamp, Evan Jacover, Ryan DiGiorgi Editor: Ryan DiGiorgi Theme Music: Andy Poland Magic Tavern Logo: Allard Laban See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.

This week, we're visited by clinical psychologist Dr. Mark Ward. I can't wait to learn about doctors in Foon! Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Dr. Ward: Shane Wilson Mysterious Man: Tim Sniffen Craig: Ryan DiGiorgi Producers: Arnie Niekamp, Evan Jacover, Ryan DiGiorgi Editor: Ryan DiGiorgi Theme Music: Andy Poland Magic Tavern Logo: Allard Laban Audio Assistance: Jason Knox Additional Sound Effects by: InspectorJ and beman87 of Freesound.org See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.

This week we talk to Jimminent Turlybirther, the Confidential Courier. What's he couriering? We'll see if he'll confide. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Jimminent Turlybirther, the Confidential Courier: Tim Baltz Mysterious Man: Tim Sniffen Craig: Chris Rathjen Producers: Arnie Niekamp, Evan Jacover, Ryan DiGiorgi Editor: Ryan DiGiorgi Theme Music: Andy Poland Magic Tavern Logo: Allard Laban Audio Assistance: Jason Knox See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.

Is there a new sheriff in town? No, she’s had this job for a while. But she’s new to me: this week I talk to Gianessa Relkorus, the first female Sheriff of Hogsface. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Gianessa Relkorus, Sheriff of Hogsface: Dana Quercioli Jimminent Turlybirther, the Confidential Courier: Tim Baltz Krom the Fingarian: Mark Logsdon Otok Barleyfoot: Nick Baer Flower: Brooke Breit Bungaree Chubbins: Tom Gottleib Craig: Ryan DiGiorgi Producers: Arnie Niekamp, Evan Jacover, Ryan DiGiorgi Editor: Chris Rathjen Theme Music: Andy Poland Magic Tavern Logo: Allard Laban Production Assistance: Garrett Schultz See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.

A healer has come to Hogsface. Maybe he can help Chunt with that curse. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Crance Windowwhistle: Patrick Rothfuss Verron McShingleshane: Anthony Carboni Burger King Guy: Max Temkin Mysterious Man: Tim Sniffen Craig: Ryan DiGiorgi Producers: Arnie Niekamp, Evan Jacover, Ryan DiGiorgi Editor: Evan Jacover Theme Music: Andy Poland Magic Tavern Logo: Allard Laban Audio Assistance: Jason Knox Production Assistance: Garrett Schultz See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.

Jak Vorpal, Foon's Greatest Swordsman, returns with his weapon/companion The Singing Sword. They have...an interesting dynamic. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Jak Vorpal: Sean Kelly Singing Sword: Erica Elam Mysterious Man: Tim Sniffen Craig: Ryan DiGiorgi Producers: Arnie Niekamp, Evan Jacover, Ryan DiGiorgi Editor: Ryan DiGiorgi Theme Music: Andy Poland Magic Tavern Logo: Allard Laban Audio Assistance: Jason Knox Production Assistance: Garrett Schultz See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.

I meet Foon's current Mauve Wizard who is also Foon's first black wizard. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Jamillious Washington the Mauve: Anthony LeBlanc Mysterious Man: Tim Sniffen Craig: Ryan DiGiorgi Tricia: Kate James Kern: Spencer Ham Producers: Arnie Niekamp, Evan Jacover, Ryan DiGiorgi Editor: Ryan DiGiorgi Theme Music: Andy Poland Magic Tavern Logo: Allard Laban Audio Assistance: Jason Knox Production Assistance: Garrett Schultz See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.

We all need some cheering up in these dark times. Hopefully this dancer can do it. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Josh Swollensword: Lawrence Collerd Krom the Fingarian: Mark Logsdon Otok Barleyfoot: Nick Baer Flower: Brooke Breit Mysterious Man: Tim Sniffen Craig: Ryan DiGiorgi Producers: Arnie Niekamp, Evan Jacover, Ryan DiGiorgi Editor: Evan Jacover Theme Music: Andy Poland Magic Tavern Logo: Allard Laban Audio Assistance: Jason Knox Production Assistance: Garrett Schultz See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.

It feels like this may be it... our last chance to save Chunt. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Dorian Deville: Zach Thompson Mysterious Man: Tim Sniffen Craig: Ryan DiGiorgi Producers: Arnie Niekamp, Evan Jacover, Ryan DiGiorgi Editor: Chris Rathjen Theme Music: Andy Poland Magic Tavern Logo: Allard Laban Audio Assistance: Jason Knox Production Assistance: Garrett Schultz See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.

I stepped on some ooze in the dungeon and then became friends with it...him...them? Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Ooze: Paul Grondy Blemish: Martin Wilson Mysterious Man: Tim Sniffen Craig: Ryan DiGiorgi Producers: Arnie Niekamp, Evan Jacover, Ryan DiGiorgi Editor: Ryan DiGiorgi Theme Music: Andy Poland Magic Tavern Logo: Allard Laban Audio Assistance: Jason Knox Production Assistance: Garrett Schultz See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.

Princess Trachea Aurealia Belaroth is back to talk about her path to the throne and who might help her make it happen. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Princess Trachea-Aurelia Belaroth: Megan O’Neill Benedict Whisperbrew: Brendan Dowling Blemish: Martin Wilson Mysterious Man: Tim Sniffen Craig: Ryan DiGiorgi Producers: Arnie Niekamp, Evan Jacover, Ryan DiGiorgi Editor: Evan Jacover Theme Music: Andy Poland Magic Tavern Logo: Allard Laban Audio Assistance: Jason Knox Production Assistance: Garrett Schultz See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.

As a special treat for Chunt, I've paid for Foon's biggest band to make an appearance. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young nymbee: Storm DiCostanzo Grundle: Paul Sabourin Blemish: Martin Wilson Mysterious Man: Tim Sniffen Producers: Arnie Niekamp, Evan Jacover, Ryan DiGiorgi Editor: Chris Rathjen Theme Music: Andy Poland Magic Tavern Logo: Allard Laban Audio Assistance: Jason Knox Production Assistance: Garrett Schultz See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.

It's goblin day at the Minotaur again and we're joined by the Goblin Queen herself! She's very approachable! Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Fibro Myalgia, the Goblin Queen: Kelsey Kinney Alabaster Camerdan: Tommy Maranges Mysterious Man: Tim Sniffen Craig: Ryan DiGiorgi Producers: Arnie Niekamp, Evan Jacover, Ryan DiGiorgi Editor: Ryan DiGiorgi Theme Music: Andy Poland Magic Tavern Logo: Allard Laban Audio Assistance: Jason Knox Production Assistance: Garrett Schultz See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.

The tavern is extra busy, and we have a tiny flying guest with two heads. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Lyrica: Racheal Mason and Susan Messing Mysterious Man: Tim Sniffen Craig: Ryan DiGiorgi Producers: Arnie Niekamp, Evan Jacover, Ryan DiGiorgi Editor: Chris Rathjen Theme Music: Andy Poland Magic Tavern Logo: Allard Laban Audio Assistance: Jason Knox Production Assistance: Garrett Schultz Episode/Poster Art: Kevin Budnik See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.

I'm not entirely sure, but I think my next guest is in a cult. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Gracie, the Lonely Cult Member: Scott Elam Krom the Fingarian: Mark Logsdon Otok Barleyfoot: Nick Baer Flower: Brooke Breit Mysterious Man: Tim Sniffen Craig: Ryan DiGiorgi Producers: Arnie Niekamp, Evan Jacover, Ryan DiGiorgi Editor: Evan Jacover Theme Music: Andy Poland Magic Tavern Logo: Allard Laban Audio Assistance: Jason Knox Production Assistance: Garrett Schultz See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.

The weekly variety show hosted by Chunt, the King of the Badgers, at the Vermillion Minotaur. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Pizza Skull: Matt Young Melchoir, Keeper of the Doom Horn: Alex Eilhauer Spurt the Elder: Andy Carey Louis A. Shark: John Patrick Coan Lois, a shark: Jen Jackson D’athaniel Quen’yarvin (aka “DQ”): Tim Ryder Craig: Ryan DiGiorgi Producers: Arnie Niekamp, Evan Jacover, Ryan DiGiorgi Editor: Ryan DiGiorgi Theme Music: Andy Poland Magic Tavern Logo: Allard Laban Audio Assistance: Jason Knox Production Assistance: Garrett Schultz Episode Art: Beth Tyrrell See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.

Time to catch up on our many letters and packages. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Blemish: Martin Wilson Tricia: Kate James Kern: Spencer Ham Mysterious Man: Tim Sniffen Craig: Ryan DiGiorgi Producers: Arnie Niekamp, Evan Jacover, Ryan DiGiorgi Editor: Chris Rathjen Theme Music: Andy Poland Magic Tavern Logo: Allard Laban Audio Assistance: Jason Knox Production Assistance: Garrett Schultz See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.

An ambitious young make-up artist from the Unmarked Territories is ready to join Usidore's quest. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Germ Crust: Mary Tilden Tricia: Kate James Mysterious Man: Tim Sniffen Craig: Ryan DiGiorgi Producers: Arnie Niekamp, Evan Jacover, Ryan DiGiorgi Editor: Garrett Schultz Theme Music: Andy Poland Magic Tavern Logo: Allard Laban Audio Assistance: Jason Knox Production Assistance: Garrett Schultz See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.

I found these resonance stones in Spintax's old hat. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Spintax the Green’s Pandenomicon: Charlie McCrackin Mysterious Man: Tim Sniffen Craig: Ryan DiGiorgi Producers: Arnie Niekamp, Evan Jacover, Ryan DiGiorgi Editor: Chris Rathjen Theme Music: Andy Poland Magic Tavern Logo: Allard Laban Audio Assistance: Jason Knox Production Assistance: Garrett Schultz Episode Art: Vaughn Pinpin Additional Thanks: Ryan Connor and Josh Richmond with Earwolf, and Mary Beth Smith with Sports Retorts. See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.

This week I'm excited to meet Foon's first Unicorn dentist. Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Baron Ragoon: Chris Rathjen Squibbert: Sarah Shockey Spintax the Green’s Pandenomicon: Charlie McCrackin Tricia: Kate James Mysterious Man: Tim Sniffen Craig: Ryan DiGiorgi Producers: Arnie Niekamp, Evan Jacover, Ryan DiGiorgi Editor: Ryan DiGiorgi Theme Music: Andy Poland Magic Tavern Logo: Allard Laban Audio Assistance: Jason Knox Production Assistance: Garrett Schultz See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.

The tavern is busy, and the Bandit King is here!CreditsThe tavern is busy, and the Bandit King is here! Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young The Bandit King: John Thibodeaux Craig: Ryan DiGiorgi Producers: Arnie Niekamp, Evan Jacover, Ryan DiGiorgi Editor: Garrett Schultz Theme Music: Andy Poland Magic Tavern Logo: Allard Laban Audio Assistance: Jason Knox Production Assistance: Garrett Schultz See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.

You should never cross a dragon, a wizard, a flower, or my next guest... Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Axelrod ReMax: Mark McConville Tannakin the Pinglet: Sarah Fineout Mysterious Man: Tim Sniffen Craig: Ryan DiGiorgi Producers: Arnie Niekamp, Evan Jacover, Ryan DiGiorgi Editor: Evan Jacover Theme Music: Andy Poland Magic Tavern Logo: Allard Laban Audio Assistance: Jason Knox Production Assistance: Garrett Schultz See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.

It's Sunday in the tavern so let's talk to two of our old goblin friends. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Inta and Nerf: Marla Caceres and Eddie Piña Mysterious Man: Tim Sniffen Tricia: Kate James Craig: Ryan DiGiorgi Producers: Arnie Niekamp, Evan Jacover, Ryan DiGiorgi Editor: Garrett Schultz Theme Music: Andy Poland Magic Tavern Logo: Allard Laban Audio Assistance: Jason Knox Production Assistance: Garrett Schultz See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.

Checking in with the evil alternate Foon, where Arnie is evil, Chunt is evil and Usidore is evil.   Credits: Carnival Wilson: Arnie Niekamp Wendigo Wilson: Adal Rifai Usidore the Black: Matt Young Tannakin the Terrible: Sarah Fineout Evil Bungaree Chubbins: Tom Gotlieb Mysterious Man: Tim Sniffen Tricia: Kate James Craig: Ryan DiGiorgi Producers: Arnie Niekamp, Evan Jacover, Ryan DiGiorgi Editor: Ryan DiGiorgi Theme Music: Andy Poland Magic Tavern Logo: Allard Laban Audio Assistance: Jason Knox Production Assistance: Garrett Schultz See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.

Let this week's episode be a song that draws you in. You'll be okay. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Ursula the Siren: Lindsey Smith Richard Seashanty and Pilk: Derek Dupuy and Mike Spara Mysterious Man: Tim Sniffen Craig: Ryan DiGiorgi Producers: Arnie Niekamp, Evan Jacover, Ryan DiGiorgi Editor: Garrett Schultz Theme Music: Andy Poland Magic Tavern Logo: Allard Laban Audio Assistance: Jason Knox Production Assistance: Garrett Schultz See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.

It's time again for Chunt's annual blood drive for local vampires. Usidore is unusually excited. Credits Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt/Thorn: Adal Rifai Usidore/Vlad/Chad/Brad/Tad: Matt Young Simon Lemmington Bartholomew: Shad Kunkle Mysterious Man: Tim Sniffen Tricia: Kate James Producers: Arnie Niekamp, Evan Jacover, Ryan DiGiorgi Editor: Chris Rathjen Theme Music: Andy Poland Magic Tavern Logo: Allard Laban Audio Assistance: Jason Knox Production Assistance: Garrett Schultz Episode Art: Tyler Schmidt See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.

We need some cheering up so we're having Pizza Skull sit-in as a temporary co-host. Also, our guest is a talking tree.   Credits Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Pizza Skull: Matt Young Caball'on Valentin: John Sabine Tannakin the Terrible: Sarah Logsdon Mysterious Man: Tim Sniffen Tricia: Kate James Craig: Ryan DiGiorgi Producers: Arnie Niekamp, Evan Jacover, Ryan DiGiorgi Editor: Evan Jacover Theme Music: Andy Poland Magic Tavern Logo: Allard Laban Audio Assistance: Jason Knox Production Assistance: Garrett Schultz Craig-Cast Theme Music: Loping Sting Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 Licensecreativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.

We're still testing out new co-hosts, so I invited the Memory Gremlin to join us and help us remember an old friend. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Memory Gremlin: Sarah Maher A Memory: Matt Young Mysterious Man: Tim Sniffen Craig: Ryan DiGiorgi Producers: Arnie Niekamp, Evan Jacover, Ryan DiGiorgi Editor: Ryan DiGiorgi Theme Music: Andy Poland Magic Tavern Logo: Allard Laban Audio Assistance: Jason Knox Production Assistance: Garrett Schultz Episode Sponsors: Wondery/Secrets, Crimes and Audiotape, Zip Recruiter, and Cards Against Humanity Craig-Cast Theme Music: Loping Sting Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.

We have something extra magical in the tavern this week, a unicorn named Windsprinkle. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Windsprinkle: Peter Sagal Mysterious Man: Tim Sniffen Tricia: Kate James Craig: Ryan DiGiorgi Producers: Arnie Niekamp, Evan Jacover, Ryan DiGiorgi Editor: Garrett Schultz Theme Music: Andy Poland Magic Tavern Logo: Allard Laban Audio Assistance: Jason Knox Production Assistance: Garrett Schultz Episode Art: Ellie Martin “Gas Wayne Yes My Star” Written and performed by: Mike Doughty See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.

This week we learn what life is like for the fairy-folk. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Ross the Fairy: Allison Ringhand Craig: Ryan DiGiorgi Producers: Arnie Niekamp, Evan Jacover, Ryan DiGiorgi Editor: Chris Rathjen Theme Music: Andy Poland Magic Tavern Logo: Allard Laban Audio Assistance: Jason Knox Production Assistance: Garrett Schultz Craig-Cast Theme Music: Loping Sting Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.

The tavern is very busy. Let's talk to the Pandenomicon, a sentient vapor... and maybe someone else. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Spintax the Green’s Pandenomicon: Charlie McCrackin Ffffp the Sentient Vapor: Holly Laurent Arnor: Blaine Swen Mysterious Man: Tim Sniffen Craig: Ryan DiGiorgi Producers: Arnie Niekamp, Evan Jacover, Ryan DiGiorgi Editor: Garrett Schultz Theme Music: Andy Poland Magic Tavern Logo: Allard Laban Audio Assistance: Jason Knox Production Assistance: Garrett Schultz Live Photo: Daniel McGowan Special Thanks: Lore’s Aaron Mahnke Pop Culture Happy Hour’s Linda Holmes, Stephen Thompson, and Glen Weldon See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.

This week I interview a lizard guy who's here to fix up the tavern. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Preckle: Ryan Ridley Blemish: Martin Wilson Mysterious Man: Tim Sniffen Craig: Ryan DiGiorgi Producers: Arnie Niekamp, Evan Jacover, Ryan DiGiorgi Editor: Garrett Schultz Theme Music: Andy Poland Magic Tavern Logo: Allard Laban Audio Assistance: Jason Knox Production Assistance: Garrett Schultz See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.

At long last, we get to meet the object of Usidore's wizardly affections. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Jyn’Leeviyah: Felicia Day Mysterious Man: Tim Sniffen Tricia: Kate James Craig: Ryan DiGiorgi Producers: Arnie Niekamp, Evan Jacover, Ryan DiGiorgi Editor: Chris Rathjen Theme Music: Andy Poland Magic Tavern Logo: Allard Laban Audio Assistance: Jason Knox Production Assistance: Garrett Schultz See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.

Let's have a few drinks and talk about the adventures of the dwarf, Lager Brewerhead. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Lager Brewerhead: Jon Gabrus Mysterious Man: Tim Sniffen Producers: Arnie Niekamp, Evan Jacover, Ryan DiGiorgi Editor: Ryan DiGiorgi Theme Music: Andy Poland Magic Tavern Logo: Allard Laban Audio Assistance: Jason Knox Production Assistance: Garrett Schultz See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.

It seems like a good time of year to interview a magical turkey. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Charles the Turkey: Scott Adsit Spurt the Elder: Andy Carey Shan Gammador: Shannon Cason Mysterious Man: Tim Sniffen Craig: Ryan DiGiorgi Producers: Arnie Niekamp, Evan Jacover, Ryan DiGiorgi Editor: Garrett Schultz Theme Music: Andy Poland Magic Tavern Logo: Allard Laban Audio Assistance: Jason Knox Production Assistance: Garrett Schultz Live Photo: John H. Abbot Special Thanks The Chicago Podcast Festival Jonathan Pitts Tyler Greene The Athenaeum Theatre Recording Engineer: Mikel Pickett Live Engineer: Andrew Dallas Bread and Roses See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.

You know, it's been a long time since checked in with Otok, Flower and Krom. How is their quest going? Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Otok Barleyfoot: Nick Baer Krom the Fingarian: Mark Logsdon Flower: Brooke Breit Mysterious Man: Tim Sniffen Craig: Ryan DiGiorgi Producers: Arnie Niekamp, Evan Jacover, Ryan DiGiorgi Editor: Chris Rathjen Theme Music: Andy Poland Magic Tavern Logo: Allard Laban Audio Assistance: Jason Knox Production Assistance: Garrett Schultz See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.

A new song and a big announcement you're going to want to hear. The regular show will be back next week. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Spants: Meridith Stepien Craig: Ryan DiGiorgi Producers: Arnie Niekamp, Evan Jacover, Ryan DiGiorgi Editor: Ryan DiGiorgi Theme Music: Andy Poland Magic Tavern Logo: Allard Laban Audio Assistance: Jason Knox Production Assistance: Garrett Schultz “Solstice Cheer” written and performed by Meridith Stepien See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.

Seems like about time to check back in with the goblins and see how their plan to rise up and take over all of Foon is going. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young General Leebad Fellatio: Atra Asdou Mysterious Man: Tim Sniffen Craig: Ryan DiGiorgi Producers: Arnie Niekamp, Evan Jacover, Ryan DiGiorgi Editor: Garrett Schultz Theme Music: Andy Poland Magic Tavern Logo: Allard Laban Audio Assistance: Jason Knox Production Assistance: Garrett Schultz See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.

My name is Sarah Maher. And I'm trapped in the magical land of Foon. But I'm continuing this podcast with Chunt and Usidore. Credits: Sarah: Sarah Maher Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Can the Wizard: Arnie Niekamp Mysterious Man: Tim Sniffen Craig: Ryan DiGiorgi Producers: Arnie Niekamp, Evan Jacover, Ryan DiGiorgi Editor: Chris Rathjen Theme Music: Andy Poland Magic Tavern Logo: Allard Laban Audio Assistance: Jason Knox Production Assistance: Garrett Schultz See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.

Prince Tomblain has infiltrated Shrike to spy on the Baron and Dark Lord. It's time to hear what he's learned. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Tomblain Belaroth: Steve Waltien Mysterious Man: Tim Sniffen Craig: Ryan DiGiorgi Producers: Arnie Niekamp, Evan Jacover, Ryan DiGiorgi Editor: Ryan DiGiorgi Theme Music: Andy Poland Magic Tavern Logo: Allard Laban Audio Assistance: Jason Knox Production Assistance: Garrett Schultz Special Thanks: David Herman See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.

Testing out mobile recording for the show. Let's... get out of the tavern... Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Clacks/Clax: TJ Jagodowski Ooze: Paul Grondy Mysterious Man: Tim Sniffen Craig: Ryan DiGiorgi Producers: Arnie Niekamp, Evan Jacover, Ryan DiGiorgi Editor: Chris Rathjen Theme Music: Andy Poland Magic Tavern Logo: Allard Laban Audio Assistance: Jason Knox Production Assistance: Garrett Schultz See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.

Time to stock up on supplies for our quest. And we've met a kobold who's selling stuff. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Traach: James D’Amato Blemish: Martin Wilson Mysterious Man: Tim Sniffen Craig: Ryan DiGiorgi Producers: Arnie Niekamp, Evan Jacover, Ryan DiGiorgi Editor: Ryan DiGiorgi Theme Music: Andy Poland Magic Tavern Logo: Allard Laban Audio Assistance: Jason Knox Production Assistance: Garrett Schultz See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.

I do want to talk about badger stuff. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Blemish: Martin Wilson Talbot the Badger: Tugs the Badger Craig: Ryan DiGiorgi Tricia: Kate James Producers: Arnie Niekamp, Evan Jacover, Ryan DiGiorgi Editor: Garrett Schultz Theme Music: Andy Poland Magic Tavern Logo: Allard Laban Audio Assistance: Jason Knox Production Assistance: Garrett Schultz Episode Art: Justin Osterling Extra Art: Jessica Osterout See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.

We're leaving on our quest in one week. But first... we talk to a butterfly and a reverse mermaid. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Tabula the Butterfly: Michael Hitchcock Erin the Reverse-Mermaid: Erin Whitehead Mysterious Man: Tim Sniffen Craig: Ryan DiGiorgi Producers: Arnie Niekamp, Evan Jacover, Ryan DiGiorgi Editor: Ryan DiGiorgi Theme Music: Andy Poland Magic Tavern Logo: Allard Laban Audio Assistance: Jason Knox Production Assistance: Garrett Schultz Photo Credits: Shawn Robbins Special thanks to SF Sketchfest See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.

Let's talk to Usidore's fellowship of heroes before we set off on our journey to defeat the Dark Lord. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Pimbly Nimblebottom: Louie Saunders Germ Crust: Mary Tilden Evil Tannakin the Pinglet: Sarah Fineout Squibbert: Sarah Shockey Baron Ragoon: Chris Rathjen Blemish: Martin Wilson Mysterious Man: Tim Sniffen Craig: Ryan DiGiorgi Tricia: Kate James Producers: Arnie Niekamp, Evan Jacover, Ryan DiGiorgi Editor: Chris Rathjen Theme Music: Andy Poland Magic Tavern Logo: Allard Laban Audio Assistance: Jason Knox Production Assistance: Garrett Schultz “Roaring Orcs” by Eric from Dayton, Ohio See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.

This week on WKRH, guest host Sarah Maher discusses her paranormal disappearance and cross stitching. Credits: Sarah Maher: Sarah Maher Adal Rifai: Adal Rifai Inta and Nerf: Marla Caceres and Eddie Piña Greg: Arnie Niekamp Barbara: Matt Young Mysterious Man: Tim Sniffen Craig: Ryan DiGiorgi Producers: Arnie Niekamp, Evan Jacover, Ryan DiGiorgi Editor: Ryan DiGiorgi Theme Music: Andy Poland Magic Tavern Logo: Allard Laban Audio Assistance: Jason Knox Production Assistance: Garrett Schultz See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.

Hello from the Dusty Saloon! Let's check in with the town of Hogswood. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Champ the Horse: Adal Rifai Ulysses the Cowboy: Matt Young Miss Quibbert: Sarah Shockey Mysterious Man: Tim Sniffen Craig: Ryan DiGiorgi Producers: Arnie Niekamp, Evan Jacover, Ryan DiGiorgi Editor: Evan Jacover Theme Music: Andy Poland Magic Tavern Logo: Allard Laban Audio Assistance: Jason Knox Production Assistance: Garrett Schultz Additional Music: Aric Jacover See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.

The Mysterious Man and Craig listen in on Arnor the Warrior, Axelrod the Real Estate Agent, Princess Belaroth the Play Producer and more. Credits: Arnor: Blaine Swen Soul Walker: Ross Bryant Axelrod ReMax: Mark McConville Couple Being Shown the Castle: Matt Gourley and Amanda Lund Princess Trachea-Aurelia Belaroth: Megan O’Neill Benedict Whisperbrew: Brendan Dowling Metanoid: Jorin Garguilo Mysterious Man: Tim Sniffen Craig: Ryan DiGiorgi Tricia: Kate James Producers: Arnie Niekamp, Evan Jacover, Ryan DiGiorgi Editor: Chris Rathjen Theme Music: Andy Poland Magic Tavern Logo: Allard Laban Audio Assistance: Jason Knox Production Assistance: Garrett Schultz Episode Art: Ross Bryant See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.

Whatever happened to the man from Earth, the badger and the wizard? Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Baron Ragoon: Chris Rathjen Blemish: Martin Wilson Mysterious Man: Tim Sniffen Producers: Arnie Niekamp, Evan Jacover, Ryan DiGiorgi Editor: Garrett Schultz Theme Music: Andy Poland Magic Tavern Logo: Allard Laban Audio Assistance: Jason Knox Production Assistance: Garrett Schultz See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.

Larry Birdman returns to catch us up on the rules he'd like to change in the game of Mittens. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Larry Birdman: Rush Howell Bungaree Chubbins: Tom Gottleib Mysterious Man: Tim Sniffen Producers: Arnie Niekamp, Evan Jacover, Ryan DiGiorgi Editor: Garrett Schultz Theme Music: Andy Poland Magic Tavern Logo: Allard Laban Audio Assistance: Jason Knox Production Assistance: Garrett Schultz See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.

We learn more about the arts from a goat man and a giant floating eyeball. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Dustin Hoofman the Satyr: Elliott Kalan Globulous the Bowtied Beholder: Stuart Wellington Mysterious Man: Tim Sniffen Craig: Ryan DiGiorgi Producers: Arnie Niekamp, Evan Jacover, Ryan DiGiorgi Editor: Ryan DiGiorgi Theme Music: Andy Poland Magic Tavern Logo: Allard Laban Audio Assistance: Jason Knox Production Assistance: Garrett Schultz See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.

We interview a mysterious guard with a vaguely familiar and unconvincing voice. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Gianessa Relkorus: Dana Quercioli Mysterious Man: Tim Sniffen Craig: Ryan DiGiorgi Producers: Arnie Niekamp, Evan Jacover, Ryan DiGiorgi Editor: Chris Rathjen Theme Music: Andy Poland Magic Tavern Logo: Allard Laban Audio Assistance: Jason Knox Production Assistance: Garrett Schultz See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.

The Baron stops by with his odd twin children Jayme and Sayme. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Baron Ragoon: Chris Rathjen Jayme: Gretchen Eng Sayme: Brad Pike Mysterious Man: Tim Sniffen Craig: Ryan DiGiorgi Producers: Arnie Niekamp, Evan Jacover, Ryan DiGiorgi Editor: Garrett Schultz Theme Music: Andy Poland Magic Tavern Logo: Allard Laban Audio Assistance: Jason Knox Production Assistance: Garrett Schultz See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.

A little talking mouse named Momo joins us in the tavern. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Momo the Mouse: Erin Keif Gregor/Gianessa: Dana Quercioli Mysterious Man: Tim Sniffen Craig: Ryan DiGiorgi Technical Difficulties Witch: Shama Jacover Producers: Arnie Niekamp, Evan Jacover, Ryan DiGiorgi Editor: Chris Rathjen Theme Music: Andy Poland Magic Tavern Logo: Allard Laban Audio Assistance: Jason Knox Production Assistance: Garrett Schultz See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.

The Baron finds an old episode Arnie forgot to upload, from two days before the seige of Hogsface. Our hosts learn about magic paint from a “carfoonist.” Credits Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Baron Ragoon: Chris Rathjen Charles Schmutz: Scott Kurtz Kobold Hunters: Jay and Miles of Jay & Miles XPlain the Xmen Mysterious Man: Tim Sniffen Craig: Ryan DiGiorgi Producers: Arnie Niekamp, Evan Jacover, Ryan DiGiorgi Editor: Garrett Schultz Theme Music: Andy Poland Magic Tavern Logo: Allard Laban Audio Assistance: Jason Knox Production Assistance: Garrett Schultz Photo Credit: Beatriz Ilacqua-Hoover Special Thanks: Emerald City Comicon Craig-Cast Theme Music: Loping Sting Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 Licensecreativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.

The Dark Lord's Chef Inquisitor pays a visit. And that is not a typo. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Dripfang: Kevin Sciretta Mysterious Man: Tim Sniffen Craig: Ryan DiGiorgi Producers: Arnie Niekamp, Evan Jacover, Ryan DiGiorgi Editor: Garrett Schultz Theme Music: Andy Poland Magic Tavern Logo: Allard Laban Audio Assistance: Jason Knox Production Assistance: Garrett Schultz See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.

Magic can't solve everything. Maybe the Milkweeds can help us with some natural remedies. Also, Chunt is now in a power position. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Fig and Maple Milkweed: Nick Mestad and Emma Pope Glen Weldon: Glen Weldon Mysterious Man: Tim Sniffen Craig: Ryan DiGiorgi Producers: Arnie Niekamp, Evan Jacover, Ryan DiGiorgi Editor: Ryan DiGiorgi Theme Music: Andy Poland Magic Tavern Logo: Allard Laban Audio Assistance: Jason Knox Production Assistance: Garrett Schultz See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.

We interview a muscular half man, half animal... only he's not sure exactly what the animal half is. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Brodus Tarver: Colt Cabana Craig: Ryan DiGiorgi Producers: Arnie Niekamp, Evan Jacover, Ryan DiGiorgi Editor: Ryan DiGiorgi Theme Music: Andy Poland Magic Tavern Logo: Allard Laban Audio Assistance: Jason Knox Production Assistance: Garrett Schultz See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.

The Dark Lord may be spying on the people of Foon, and we've got one of his surveillance spiders in the tavern, ready to tell the tale. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Sigent the Spider: Cory Doctorow Mysterious Man: Tim Sniffen Craig: Ryan DiGiorgi Producers: Arnie Niekamp, Evan Jacover, Ryan DiGiorgi Editor: Garrett Schultz Theme Music: Andy Poland Magic Tavern Logo: Allard Laban Audio Assistance: Jason Knox Production Assistance: Garrett Schultz See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.

Daphne the overworked mother is helping to run the tavern on behalf of the Dark Lord. Also, Chunt's new guard friend seems very strange. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Daphne the Unwed Mother: Sarah Shockey Mysterious Man: Tim Sniffen Craig: Ryan DiGiorgi Producers: Arnie Niekamp, Evan Jacover, Ryan DiGiorgi Editor: Chris Rathjen Theme Music: Andy Poland Magic Tavern Logo: Allard Laban Audio Assistance: Jason Knox Production Assistance: Garrett Schultz See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.

We meet a female gargoyle and get yelled at more by Daphne. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Hergle the Gargoyle: Liz Kirkwood Daphne the Unwed Mother: Sarah Shockey Mysterious Man: Tim Sniffen Craig: Ryan DiGiorgi Producers: Arnie Niekamp, Evan Jacover, Ryan DiGiorgi Editor: Ryan DiGiorgi Theme Music: Andy Poland Magic Tavern Logo: Allard Laban Audio Assistance: Jason Knox Production Assistance: Garrett Schultz See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.

DQ the elf is back and he has word of a resistance force growing strength in the forest. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young D’athaniel Quen’yarvin (aka “DQ”): Tim Ryder Caball’on Valentin: John Sabine Mysterious Man: Tim Sniffen Craig: Ryan DiGiorgi Producers: Arnie Niekamp, Evan Jacover, Ryan DiGiorgi Editor: Garrett Schultz Theme Music: Andy Poland Magic Tavern Logo: Allard Laban Audio Assistance: Jason Knox Production Assistance: Garrett Schultz See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.

We learn what Flower has been up to recently. Also, what’s taking breakfast so long. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Flower: Brooke Breit Mysterious Man: Tim Sniffen Craig: Ryan DiGiorgi Producers: Arnie Niekamp, Evan Jacover, Ryan DiGiorgi Editor: Chris Rathjen Theme Music: Andy Poland Magic Tavern Logo: Allard Laban Audio Assistance: Jason Knox Production Assistance: Garrett Schultz See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.

Baron Ragoon has brought his new girlfriend to the Tavern. She seems vaguely familiar. Also, Blemish is around. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Tomblain Belaroth: Steve Waltien Baron Ragoon: Chris Rathjen Blemish: Martin Wilson Mysterious Man: Tim Sniffen Craig: Ryan DiGiorgi Producers: Arnie Niekamp, Evan Jacover, Ryan DiGiorgi Editor: Ryan DiGiorgi Theme Music: Andy Poland Magic Tavern Logo: Allard Laban Audio Assistance: Jason Knox Production Assistance: Garrett Schultz See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.

Lots of things are changing in the tavern. But can Blemish ever change? Credits Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Baron Ragoon: Chris Rathjen Blemish:Martin Wilson Princess Trachea-Aurelia Belaroth: Megan O’Neill Benedict Whisperbrew: Brendan Dowling Metanoid: Jorin Garguilo Bungaree Chubbins: Tom Gottleib Mysterious Man: Tim Sniffen Craig: Ryan DiGiorgi Producers: Arnie Niekamp, Evan Jacover, Ryan DiGiorgi Editor: Garrett Schultz Theme Music: Andy Poland Magic Tavern Logo: Allard Laban Audio Assistance: Jason Knox Production Assistance: Garrett Schultz See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.

Arnie and Usidore sneak into the basement while Chunt distracts Blemish. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Blemish/52 Sacks of Flour: Martin Wilson Mysterious Man: Tim Sniffen Craig: Ryan DiGiorgi Producers: Arnie Niekamp, Evan Jacover, Ryan DiGiorgi Editor: Chris Rathjen Theme Music: Andy Poland Magic Tavern Logo: Allard Laban Audio Assistance: Jason Knox Production Assistance: Garrett Schultz See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.

Momo the mouse is back with important messages about defeating the Dark Lord. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Momo the Mouse: Erin Keif Craig: Ryan DiGiorgi Producers: Arnie Niekamp, Evan Jacover, Ryan DiGiorgi Editor: Ryan DiGiorgi Theme Music: Andy Poland Magic Tavern Logo: Allard Laban Audio Assistance: Jason Knox Production Assistance: Garrett Schultz See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.

Krom the warrior is back, but he's been moving up in the world. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Krom the Fingarian: Mark Logsdon Mysterious Man: Tim Sniffen Craig: Ryan DiGiorgi Producers: Arnie Niekamp, Evan Jacover, Ryan DiGiorgi Editor: Garrett Schultz Theme Music: Andy Poland Magic Tavern Logo: Allard Laban Audio Assistance: Jason Knox Production Assistance: Garrett Schultz See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.

We meet a gnome named Aprel and learn several important lessons about friendship. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Aprel Füls: Asher Perlman Mysterious Man: Tim Sniffen Craig: Ryan DiGiorgi Producers: Arnie Niekamp, Evan Jacover, Ryan DiGiorgi Editor: Chris Rathjen Theme Music: Andy Poland Magic Tavern Logo: Allard Laban Audio Assistance: Jason Knox Production Assistance: Garrett Schultz See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.

Jayme and Sayme the creepy twin children of Baron Ragoon are back and stranger than ever. Also, Chunt is trying out some secret names for himself. Credits Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Jayme: Gretchen Eng Sayme: Brad Pike Mysterious Man: Tim Sniffen Craig: Ryan DiGiorgi Producers: Arnie Niekamp, Evan Jacover, Ryan DiGiorgi Editor: Ryan DiGiorgi Theme Music: Andy Poland Magic Tavern Logo: Allard Laban Audio Assistance: Jason Knox Production Assistance: Garrett Schultz See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.

Ex-squire Rocky Cocodino is here to sell some lightly used warhorses. Credits Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Rocky Cocodino: Tim Lyons Mysterious Man: Tim Sniffen Craig: Ryan DiGiorgi Producers: Arnie Niekamp, Evan Jacover, Ryan DiGiorgi Editor: Garrett Schultz Theme Music: Andy Poland Magic Tavern Logo: Allard Laban Audio Assistance: Jason Knox Production Assistance: Garrett Schultz See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.

A wizard, a witch, a badger, a flower, a Chicagoan and a humunculous made of bodily fluids all try to understand the Earth book ‘The Great Gatsby.’ Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Flower: Brooke Breit Claudia: Beth Melewski Metanoid: Jorin Garguilo Bungaree Chubbins: Tom Gottleib Mysterious Man: Tim Sniffen Craig: Ryan DiGiorgi Producers: Arnie Niekamp, Evan Jacover, Ryan DiGiorgi Editor: Chris Rathjen Theme Music: Andy Poland Magic Tavern Logo: Allard Laban Audio Assistance: Jason Knox Production Assistance: Garrett Schultz See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.

An especially lively night in the tavern with visits from a raven, a warrior elf, an ill child, a giant dwarf and a fairy decorator. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Kermit the Raven: Todd Barry Braidwynn: Janet Varney Timbo: Cole Stratton Matt Dabbin’: Matt Besser Jasmine Honeygem: Danielle Schneider Mysterious Man: Tim Sniffen Craig: Ryan DiGiorgi Producers: Arnie Niekamp, Evan Jacover, Ryan DiGiorgi Editor: Garrett Schultz Theme Music: Andy Poland Magic Tavern Logo: Allard Laban Audio Assistance: Jason Knox Production Assistance: Garrett Schultz Photo Credit: Miikka Skaffari See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.

I don't know... what if... we did a short one? Credits Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Craig: Ryan DiGiorgi Producers: Arnie Niekamp, Evan Jacover, Ryan DiGiorgi Editor: Ryan DiGiorgi Theme Music: Andy Poland Magic Tavern Logo: Allard Laban Audio Assistance: Jason Knox Production Assistance: Garrett Schultz See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.

Eternia the Forever Girl is back to let us know what life is like for her under the Dark Lord's reign. Also, believe it or not, part of the riddle gets solved. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Eternia: Becca Barish Mysterious Man: Tim Sniffen Craig: Ryan DiGiorgi Producers: Arnie Niekamp, Evan Jacover, Ryan DiGiorgi Editor: Chris Rathjen Theme Music: Andy Poland Magic Tavern Logo: Allard Laban Audio Assistance: Jason Knox Production Assistance: Garrett Schultz See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.

Usidore and Chunt’s spin-off podcast is visited by a dapper faun named Mister Chauncey, a series of bats and a talking acorn. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Mister Chauncey: Paul F. Tompkins Tomblain Belaroth: Steve Waltien Alice Corn: Kate James Thrak the Thunder God: Brian Rosenworcel, drummer of Guster Twirl Squirrel and Girl Squirrel: Zach Reino and Jess McKenna Mysterious Man: Tim Sniffen Craig: Ryan DiGiorgi Producers: Arnie Niekamp, Evan Jacover, Ryan DiGiorgi Editor: Garrett Schultz Theme Music: Andy Poland Magic Tavern Logo: Allard Laban Audio Assistance: Jason Knox Production Assistance: Garrett Schultz Gettin’ Nuts Theme: Brian Chard See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.

A Forest Nymph stops by to help spread the word on Nymph Awareness Month. Also… special note for Rusty: stop listening at about 38 minutes in. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Gary, the Forest Nymph: Nnamdi Ngwe Craig: Ryan DiGiorgi Producers: Arnie Niekamp, Evan Jacover, Ryan DiGiorgi Editor: Ryan DiGiorgi Theme Music: Andy Poland Magic Tavern Logo: Allard Laban Audio Assistance: Jason Knox Production Assistance: Garrett Schultz See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.

Vampires seem to be avoiding Chunt’s annual blood drive, so instead we interview a werewolf. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Nathan Goodboy: Mike Jimerson Tomblain Belaroth: Steve Waltien Mysterious Man: Tim Sniffen Craig: Ryan DiGiorgi Producers: Arnie Niekamp, Evan Jacover, Ryan DiGiorgi Editor: Chris Rathjen Theme Music: Andy Poland Magic Tavern Logo: Allard Laban Audio Assistance: Jason Knox Production Assistance: Garrett Schultz Episode Art: Tyler Schmidt See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.

The Tavern is packed with people, including a mysterious bard, DQ the elf and an amateur fortune teller. Also, Usidore conjures images from Arnie’s home: Chicago. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Devan Whistlestring: Chris Lee D’athaniel Quen’yarvin (aka “DQ”): Tim Ryder Borghilde the Fortune Teller: Rebecca Hansen Mysterious Man: Tim Sniffen Craig: Ryan DiGiorgi Producers: Arnie Niekamp, Evan Jacover, Ryan DiGiorgi Editor: Garrett Schultz Theme Music: Andy Poland Magic Tavern Logo: Allard Laban Audio Assistance: Jason Knox Production Assistance: Garrett Schultz Photographer: Kyle Telechan Fan Art: Kotta Katsuda See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.

We sneak into the Dark Lord’s party and mingle amongst his evil partygoers all as part of a plan to kill the Dark Lord.   Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Baron Ragoon: Chris Rathjen Dripfang: Kevin Sciretta Claudia: Beth Melewski Evil Tannakin the Pinglet: Sarah Fineout Cockroach Clown: Gilbert Gottfried Tomblain Belaroth (aka: A Series of Bats): Steve Waltien Mysterious Man: Tim Sniffen Craig: Ryan DiGiorgi Producers: Arnie Niekamp, Evan Jacover, Ryan DiGiorgi Editor: Garrett Schultz Theme Music: Andy Poland Magic Tavern Logo: Allard Laban Audio Assistance: Jason Knox Additional Music: Andy Poland and Brian Chard Production Assistance: Garrett Schultz See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.

It’s time to talk to Dripfang the Chef Inquisitor about how evil he is and if he can do his job better. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Dripfang: Kevin Sciretta Mysterious Man: Tim Sniffen Producers: Arnie Niekamp, Evan Jacover, Ryan DiGiorgi Editor: Ryan DiGiorgi Theme Music: Andy Poland Magic Tavern Logo: Allard Laban Audio Assistance: Jason Knox Production Assistance: Garrett Schultz See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.

We’re joined by a very famous guest… or, rather, his father was famous. He seems okay. It’s Pulcifer the Unassuming. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Pulcifer the Unassuming: Mike Pesca Mysterious Man: Tim Sniffen Producers: Arnie Niekamp, Evan Jacover, Ryan DiGiorgi Editor: Chris Rathjen Theme Music: Andy Poland Magic Tavern Logo: Allard Laban Audio Assistance: Jason Knox Production Assistance: Garrett Schultz See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.

It’s a busy night in the tavern. We talk to a prolific but cursed bard, a guy who just moved to town with his wife and a beloved old longtime sponsor. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Barth: John Reynolds SAD Bard: Jonathan Mann Bungaree Chubbins: Tom Gottleib Mysterious Man: Tim Sniffen Technical Difficulties Witch: Shama Jacover Producers: Arnie Niekamp, Evan Jacover, Ryan DiGiorgi Editor: Garrett Schultz Theme Music: Andy Poland Magic Tavern Logo: Allard Laban Audio Assistance: Jason Knox Production Assistance: Garrett Schultz Photographer: Danielle DeNoble See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.

We’re visited by a troll that has been both blessed and cursed with special powers. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Craig Davis: Dana Gould Mysterious Man: Tim Sniffen Craig: Ryan DiGiorgi Producers: Arnie Niekamp, Evan Jacover, Ryan DiGiorgi Editor: Ryan DiGiorgi Theme Music: Andy Poland Magic Tavern Logo: Allard Laban Audio Assistance: Jason Knox Production Assistance: Garrett Schultz See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.

We’re joined by a withered old crone that makes delicious baked goods and steals water. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Crone Bakeress: Janet Varney Mysterious Man: Tim Sniffen Craig: Ryan DiGiorgi Producers: Arnie Niekamp, Evan Jacover, Ryan DiGiorgi Editor: Chris Rathjen Theme Music: Andy Poland Magic Tavern Logo: Allard Laban Audio Assistance: Jason Knox Production Assistance: Garrett Schultz See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.

This large treasure chest has just been sitting near our table for years. Let’s open it. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Chest Trünkborn: Travis McElroy Assorted Other Characters: Paul Sabourin Mysterious Man: Tim Sniffen Craig: Ryan DiGiorgi Producers: Arnie Niekamp, Evan Jacover, Ryan DiGiorgi Editor: Garrett Schultz Theme Music: Andy Poland Magic Tavern Logo: Allard Laban Audio Assistance: Jason Knox Production Assistance: Garrett Schultz See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.

Foon’s most famous band is back to play a few more songs before they break up again. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young nymbee: Storm DiCostanzo Grundle: Paul Sabourin Craig: Ryan DiGiorgi Producers: Arnie Niekamp, Evan Jacover, Ryan DiGiorgi Editor: Ryan DiGiorgi Theme Music: Andy Poland Magic Tavern Logo: Allard Laban Audio Assistance: Jason Knox Production Assistance: Garrett Schultz See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.

Chicken on top? Dragon on bottom? Let’s talk to a cockatrice! Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Patti the Cockatrice: Laura Grey Mysterious Man: Tim Sniffen Craig: Ryan DiGiorgi Producers: Arnie Niekamp, Evan Jacover, Ryan DiGiorgi Editor: Chris Rathjen Theme Music: Andy Poland Magic Tavern Logo: Allard Laban Audio Assistance: Jason Knox Production Assistance: Garrett Schultz See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.

It’s Winter Solstice time again and music is in the air. And we’re visited by two Great Blue Tigers. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Cerulean: Jessica McKenna Azure: Zach Reino Lioncelot: Greg Smith Tomblain Belaroth: Steve Waltien Mysterious Man: Tim Sniffen Craig: Ryan DiGiorgi Producers: Arnie Niekamp, Evan Jacover, Ryan DiGiorgi Editor: Garrett Schultz Theme Music: Andy Poland Magic Tavern Logo: Allard Laban Audio Assistance: Jason Knox Production Assistance: Garrett Schultz Special Thanks: Josh Richmond See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.

The Tavern is packed with a phoenix, a will o’ the wisp and more. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Wade the Phoenix: Jordan Klepper Janet the Will-o’-the-Wisp: Maureen Johnson Creators of Night Vale: Joseph Fink and Jeffrey Cranor Mysterious Man: Tim Sniffen Craig: Ryan DiGiorgi Producers: Arnie Niekamp, Evan Jacover, Ryan DiGiorgi Editor: Ryan DiGiorgi Theme Music: Andy Poland Magic Tavern Logo: Allard Laban Audio Assistance: Jason Knox Production Assistance: Garrett Schultz See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.

We talk to a boy who used to be a bird. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Bertramus: Joel Kim Booster Craig: Ryan DiGiorgi Producers: Arnie Niekamp, Evan Jacover, Ryan DiGiorgi Editor: Chris Rathjen Theme Music: Andy Poland Magic Tavern Logo: Allard Laban Audio Assistance: Jason Knox Production Assistance: Garrett Schultz See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.

We interview a mouth piece of the Dark Lord in a packed tavern. We’re also joined by a solo nymbee of nymbee and Grundle. (Recorded live at the historic Sixth & I synagogue in Washington D.C.) Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Conrad Von Plotz: David Plotz Danielle Kurtzleben: Danielle Kurtzleben nymbee: Storm DiCostanzo Mysterious Man: Tim Sniffen Craig: Ryan DiGiorgi Technical Difficulties Witch: Shama Jacover Producers: Arnie Niekamp, Evan Jacover, Ryan DiGiorgi Editor: Garrett Schultz Theme Music: Andy Poland Magic Tavern Logo: Allard Laban Audio Assistance: Jason Knox Production Assistance: Garrett Schultz See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.

The tavern is quiet but the dead will walk and spill their secrets this night. Also, Chunt has a new friend! Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Tomblain Belaroth: Steve Waltien Mysterious Man: Tim Sniffen Craig: Ryan DiGiorgi Producers: Arnie Niekamp, Evan Jacover, Ryan DiGiorgi Editor: Ryan DiGiorgi Theme Music: Andy Poland Magic Tavern Logo: Allard Laban Audio Assistance: Jason Knox Production Assistance: Garrett Schultz See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.

We’ve formed a council to help run Hogsface, and invited Momo the mouse with human strength, Jak Vorpal and the Singing Sword. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Jak Vorpal: Sean Kelly Singing Sword: Erica Elam Momo the Mouse: Erin Keif Tomblain Belaroth: Steve Waltien Mysterious Man: Tim Sniffen Craig: Ryan DiGiorgi Producers: Arnie Niekamp, Evan Jacover, Ryan DiGiorgi Editor: Chris Rathjen Theme Music: Andy Poland Magic Tavern Logo: Allard Laban Audio Assistance: Jason Knox Production Assistance: Garrett Schultz See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.

Larry Birdman, the commissioner of the Foon Mittens League, is back with good news about Hogsface’s bid to get a new Mittens team. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Larry Birdman: Rush Howell Mysterious Man: Tim Sniffen Craig: Ryan DiGiorgi Producers: Arnie Niekamp, Evan Jacover, Ryan DiGiorgi Editor: Garrett Schultz Theme Music: Andy Poland Magic Tavern Logo: Allard Laban Audio Assistance: Jason Knox Production Assistance: Garrett Schultz See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.

Benedict Whisperbrew returns to Hogsface for a eunuch parade. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Benedict Whisperbrew: Brendan Dowling Mysterious Man: Tim Sniffen Craig: Ryan DiGiorgi Producers: Arnie Niekamp, Evan Jacover, Ryan DiGiorgi Editor: Ryan DiGiorgi Theme Music: Andy Poland Magic Tavern Logo: Allard Laban Audio Assistance: Jason Knox Production Assistance: Garrett Schultz Special Thanks: Brett Morris and Josh Richmond See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.

We check in with an alternate reality version of the podcast, coming from a family friendly dimension where Arnie and his pals record a weekly children’s podcast. They’re joined by old friends including Flower and a very angry boy. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Dewey the Dolphin: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Flower: Brooke Breit Blemish: Martin Wilson Mysterious Man: Tim Sniffen Craig: Ryan DiGiorgi Producers: Arnie Niekamp, Evan Jacover, Ryan DiGiorgi Editor: Garrett Schultz Theme Music: Andy Poland Magic Tavern Logo: Allard Laban Audio Assistance: Jason Knox Production Assistance: Garrett Schultz See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.

Our three year anniversary show. It’s time to learn more about the traveling acting troupe, the Cockticklers. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Winky Silks: Joey Bland Michael Gunch: Ross Bryant Mysterious Man: Tim Sniffen Craig: Ryan DiGiorgi Tricia: Kate James Producers: Arnie Niekamp, Evan Jacover, Ryan DiGiorgi Editor: Ryan DiGiorgi Theme Music: Andy Poland Magic Tavern Logo: Allard Laban Audio Assistance: Jason Knox Production Assistance: Garrett Schultz Special Thanks: Ryan Connor See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.

The secrets of the multiverse may be may be discovered by reporter Alex Goldman after he places a call to a mysterious green wizard. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Alex Goldman: Alex Goldman Spintax: Charlie McCracken PJ Vogt: PJ Vogt Mysterious Man: Tim Sniffen Craig: Ryan DiGiorgi Tricia: Kate James Producers: Arnie Niekamp, Evan Jacover, Ryan DiGiorgi Editor: Garrett Schultz Theme Music: Andy Poland Reply All Music: Break Master Cylinder Magic Tavern Logo: Allard Laban Audio Assistance: Jason Knox Production Assistance: Garrett Schultz Special Thanks: Brett Morris and Josh Richmond See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.

Squibbert the frog returns with an important message from the Dark Lord. That’s assuming we can focus up enough to hear it.     Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Squibbert: Sarah Shockey Chest Trünkborn: Travis McElroy Talbot the Badger: Tugs the Badger Dearest Scooter: Drew Ackerman Mysterious Man: Tim Sniffen Craig: Ryan DiGiorgi Tricia: Kate James     Producers: Arnie Niekamp, Evan Jacover, Ryan DiGiorgi Editor: Chris Rathjen Theme Music: Andy Poland Magic Tavern Logo: Allard Laban Audio Assistance: Jason Knox Production Assistance: Garrett Schultz See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.

We interview a bear on wheels who also happens to be deputy to Sheriff Chunt. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Wheel Bear: Farrell Walsh Mysterious Man: Tim Sniffen Craig: Ryan DiGiorgi Tricia: Kate James Producers: Arnie Niekamp, Evan Jacover, Ryan DiGiorgi Editor: Ryan DiGiorgi Theme Music: Andy Poland Magic Tavern Logo: Allard Laban Audio Assistance: Jason Knox Production Assistance: Garrett Schultz See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.

Metamore is back to help us play another game of Offices and Bosses…and share some news about the spin-off.   Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Metamore: Bill Arnett Chest Trünkborn: Travis McElroy Craig: Ryan DiGiorgi   Producers: Arnie Niekamp, Evan Jacover, Ryan DiGiorgi Editor: Garrett Schultz Theme Music: Andy Poland Magic Tavern Logo: Allard Laban Audio Assistance: Jason Knox Production Assistance: Garrett Schultz   Offices & Bosses is available on Stitcher Premium. If you're not a Stitcher Premium member, go to stitcherpremium.com/magic and use promo 'MAGIC' for a free month of listening! See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.

It’s the Annual Gathering of the Fi’ang Yaloks which means the Memory Gremlin is back. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Memory Gremlin: Sarah Maher A Half-Remembered Version of Blemish: Martin Wilson Mysterious Man: Tim Sniffen Craig: Ryan DiGiorgi Tricia: Kate James Producers: Arnie Niekamp, Evan Jacover, Ryan DiGiorgi Editor: Garrett Schultz Theme Music: Andy Poland Magic Tavern Logo: Allard Laban Audio Assistance: Jason Knox Production Assistance: Garrett Schultz Offices & Bosses is now available on Stitcher Premium. If you're not a Stitcher Premium member, go to stitcherpremium.com/magic  and use promo 'MAGIC' for a free month of listening! See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.

We’ve been cooped up in the tavern for too long. Time for a road trip! In our imaginations! Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Memory Gremlin: Sarah Maher A Half-Remembered Version of Blemish: Martin Wilson Mysterious Man: Tim Sniffen Craig: Ryan DiGiorgi Tricia: Kate James Producers: Arnie Niekamp, Evan Jacover, Ryan DiGiorgi Editor: Chris Rathjen Theme Music: Andy Poland Magic Tavern Logo: Allard Laban Audio Assistance: Jason Knox Production Assistance: Garrett Schultz Additional Music:Ryan Anderson, Lemon Yellow Hayes, Brazzmatazz, Komiku, Cambo, Dee Yan-Key. See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.

Jamillious the Mauve Wizard visits to update us on the battle against the Dark Lord and possibly sponsor Arnie’s citizenship. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Memory Gremlin: Sarah Maher A Half-Remembered Version of Blemish: Martin Wilson Jamillious Washington the Mauve: Anthony LeBLanc Mysterious Man: Tim Sniffen Tricia: Kate James Producers: Arnie Niekamp, Evan Jacover, Ryan DiGiorgi Editor: Ryan DiGiorgi Theme Music: Andy Poland Magic Tavern Logo: Allard Laban Audio Assistance: Jason Knox Production Assistance: Garrett Schultz See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.

The Red Wizard is back, summoned to help Arnie with his citizenship test. But can she and Usidore work through their relationship problems? Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Jyn’Leeviyah: Felicia Day Mysterious Man: Tim Sniffen Tricia: Kate James Producers: Arnie Niekamp, Evan Jacover, Ryan DiGiorgi Editor: Chris Rathjen Theme Music: Andy Poland Magic Tavern Logo: Allard Laban Audio Assistance: Jason Knox Production Assistance: Garrett Schultz Listen to season 2 of Hello from the Magic Tavern Presents: Offices and Bosses only on Stitcher Premium. For a free month of listening, go to stitcherpremium.com/magic and use promo code ‘MAGIC’. See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.

Grunkle, the Garbage Lady of Hogsface, stops by the tavern for the first time in 13 years. Also, everyone’s getting old. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Grunkle the Garbage Lady: Betsy Sodaro Gwendolyn, Endolyn, and Todd: Lauren Shippen, Julia Morizawa, and Briggon Snow from The Bright Sessions Mysterious Man: Tim Sniffen Craig: Ryan DiGiorgi Producers: Arnie Niekamp, Evan Jacover, Ryan DiGiorgi Editor: Garrett Schultz Theme Music: Andy Poland Magic Tavern Logo: Allard Laban Audio Assistance: Jason Knox Production Assistance: Garrett Schultz Listen to season 2 of Hello from the Magic Tavern Presents: Offices and Bosses only on Stitcher Premium. For a free month of listening, go to stitcherpremium.com/magic and use promo code ‘MAGIC’. See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.

After over three years missing, Activia Barleyfoot, daughter of Otok, returns to the tavern. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Activia Barleyfoot: Tawny Newsome Mysterious Man: Tim Sniffen Craig: Ryan DiGiorgi Tricia: Kate James Producers: Arnie Niekamp, Evan Jacover, Ryan DiGiorgi Editor: Ryan DiGiorgi Theme Music: Andy Poland Magic Tavern Logo: Allard Laban Audio Assistance: Jason Knox Production Assistance: Garrett Schultz Listen to season 2 of Hello from the Magic Tavern Presents: Offices and Bosses only on Stitcher Premium. For a free month of listening, go to stitcherpremium.com/magic and use promo code ‘MAGIC’. See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.

After being kicked out of the tavern, Arnie runs into the fancy little faun Mister Chauncey. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Mister Chauncey: Paul F. Tompkins Josh: Josh Richmond Activia Barleyfoot: Tawny Newsome Mysterious Man: Tim Sniffen Craig: Ryan DiGiorgi Tricia: Kate James Producers: Arnie Niekamp, Evan Jacover, Ryan DiGiorgi Editor: Garrett Schultz Theme Music: Andy Poland Magic Tavern Logo: Allard Laban Audio Assistance: Jason Knox Production Assistance: Garrett Schultz Listen to season 2 of Hello from the Magic Tavern Presents: Offices and Bosses only on Stitcher Premium. For a free month of listening, go to stitcherpremium.com/magic and use promo code ‘MAGIC’. See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.

Chunt’s house gets pretty full when Arnie and Usidore are visited by Arnor and the Soul Walker. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Arnor: Blaine Swen Soul Walker: Ross Bryant Craig: Ryan DiGiorgi Tricia: Kate James Producers: Arnie Niekamp, Evan Jacover, Ryan DiGiorgi Editor: Chris Rathjen Theme Music: Andy Poland Magic Tavern Logo: Allard Laban Audio Assistance: Jason Knox Production Assistance: Garrett Schultz Listen to season 2 of Hello from the Magic Tavern Presents: Offices and Bosses only on Stitcher Premium. For a free month of listening, go to stitcherpremium.com/magic [stitcherpremium.com] and use promo code ‘MAGIC’. See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.

We’re in a new tavern and talking to the Freshgrave Twins, two of the most devious wizards-in-training from Jizzlenob Preparatory Academy for Young Wizards. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Schnenessa: Jessica McKenna Snaken: Zach Reino Craig: Ryan DiGiorgi Tricia: Kate James Producers: Arnie Niekamp, Evan Jacover, Ryan DiGiorgi Editor: Tim Joyce Theme Music: Andy Poland Magic Tavern Logo: Allard Laban Audio Assistance: Jason Knox Production Assistance: Garrett Schultz See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.

We find a lamp and talk to Crystal the Genie. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Crystal the Genie: Lauren Lapkus Craig: Ryan DiGiorgi Tricia: Kate James Producers: Arnie Niekamp, Ryan DiGiorgi, Evan Jacover Editor: Ryan DiGiorgi Theme Music: Andy Poland Magic Tavern Logo: Allard Laban Audio Assistance: Jason Knox Production Assistance: Garrett Schultz See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.

The Scholar from the library of the Great Halls of Terr'akkas returns. And we meet an ogre as well. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Scholar: Craig Cackowski Glorbia: Jaime Moyer Foon Political Roundtable Hosts: Danielle Kurtzleben and Scott Detrow Craig: Ryan DiGiorgi Tricia: Kate James Producers: Arnie Niekamp, Ryan DiGiorgi, Evan Jacover Editor: Chris Rathjen Theme Music: Andy Poland Magic Tavern Logo: Allard Laban Audio Assistance: Jason Knox Production Assistance: Garrett Schultz See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.

An episode recorded from Usidore’s House on top of the hill, dramatically interrupted by real estate agent Axelrod Remax and two of his clients. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Axelrod ReMax: Mark McConville Chamblin Bunnycuddle: Matt Gourley Bunny Bunnycuddle: Amanda Lund Mysterious Man: Tim Sniffen Craig: Ryan DiGiorgi Tricia: Kate James Producers: Arnie Niekamp, Ryan DiGiorgi, Evan Jacover Editor: Garrett Schultz Theme Music: Andy Poland Magic Tavern Logo: Allard Laban Audio Assistance: Jason Knox Production Assistance: Garrett Schultz See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.

The boy king of Grimfallon stops by the Ruffled Feather along with his au pair, Bormp. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Dartholomew, the Boy King: Jordan Morris Bormp, the Au Pair: Jesse Thorn Mysterious Man: Tim Sniffen Tricia: Kate James Producers: Arnie Niekamp, Ryan DiGiorgi, Evan Jacover Editor: Tim Joyce Theme Music: Andy Poland Magic Tavern Logo: Allard Laban Audio Assistance: Jason Knox Production Assistance: Garrett Schultz See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.

Two adorable moles with swords stop by explain their battle strategies to dominate every other creature in the magical land of Foon. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Mel Mole: Hayes Davenport Mort Sauce: Sean Clements Winky Silks: Joey Bland Mysterious Man: Tim Sniffen Craig: Ryan DiGiorgi Producers: Arnie Niekamp, Ryan DiGiorgi, Evan Jacover Editor: Garrett Schultz Theme Music: Andy Poland Magic Tavern Logo: Allard Laban Audio Assistance: Jason Knox Production Assistance: Garrett Schultz See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.

Baron Ragoon barges into the Ruffled Feather hoping to move the story along. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Baron Ragoon: Chris Rathjen Winky Silks: Joey Bland Mysterious Man: Tim Sniffen Tricia: Kate James Producers: Arnie Niekamp, Ryan DiGiorgi, Evan Jacover Editor: Ryan DiGiorgi Theme Music: Andy Poland Magic Tavern Logo: Allard Laban Audio Assistance: Jason Knox Production Assistance: Garrett Schultz See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.

We’re pulling the magical heist of the century. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Chest Trünkborn: Travis McElroy Mysterious Man: Tim Sniffen Producers: Arnie Niekamp, Ryan DiGiorgi, Evan Jacover Editor: Chris Rathjen Theme Music: Andy Poland Magic Tavern Logo: Allard Laban Audio Assistance: Jason Knox Production Assistance: Garrett Schultz See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.

Flower and Momo the mouse with human strength host the show. Their guest is the former sheriff, Gianessa. Credits: Flower: Brooke Breit Momo the Mouse: Erin Keif Gianessa Relkorus: Dana Quercioli Tricia: Kate James Producers: Arnie Niekamp, Ryan DiGiorgi, Evan Jacover Editor: Tim Joyce Theme Music: Andy Poland Magic Tavern Logo: Allard Laban Audio Assistance: Jason Knox Production Assistance: Garrett Schultz See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.

What’s on the other side of the portal in the basement? Castle Nowhere. And Honey Vandershrimp. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Honey Vandershrimp: Katie Klein Mysterious Man: Tim Sniffen Producers: Arnie Niekamp, Ryan DiGiorgi, Evan Jacover Editor: Garrett Schultz Theme Music: Andy Poland Magic Tavern Logo: Allard Laban Audio Assistance: Jason Knox Production Assistance: Garrett Schultz See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.

Dripfang the Chef Inquisitor stops by the tavern in an attempt to improve the podcast. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Dripfang: Kevin Sciretta Mysterious Man: Tim Sniffen Craig: Ryan DiGiorgi Tricia: Kate James Producers: Arnie Niekamp, Ryan DiGiorgi, Evan Jacover Editor: Ryan DiGiorgi Theme Music: Andy Poland Magic Tavern Logo: Allard Laban Audio Assistance: Jason Knox Production Assistance: Garrett Schultz See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.

Globulous the floating monster with eye stalks floats into the tavern with plans for the local rec center. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Globulous: Stuart Wellington Mamma Grousebush, creator of Cube Charter: Victoria Rogers Mysterious Man: Tim Sniffen Craig: Ryan DiGiorgi Tricia: Kate James Producers: Arnie Niekamp, Ryan DiGiorgi, Evan Jacover Editor: Garrett Schultz Theme Music: Andy Poland Magic Tavern Logo: Allard Laban Audio Assistance: Jason Knox Production Assistance: Garrett Schultz Globulous’ Costume Creator: John Holt Photography by: Jemma St. Ember and Kelly Paleczny Special Thanks: Troy Babbs, and to the Schrott Center including Brian, Bram, Kelsey, Sheila and many more. See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.

What if Usidore had left on his quest to defeat the Dark Lord one day earlier, leaving Hogsface with Arnie, Chunt, Pimbly Nimblebottom, Tannakin and Germ? Let’s use magic to find out? Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Pimbly Nimblebottom: Louie Saunders Germ Crust: Mary Tilden Evil Tannakin the Pinglet: Sarah Fineout Mysterious Man: Tim Sniffen Craig: Ryan DiGiorgi Producers: Arnie Niekamp, Ryan DiGiorgi, Evan Jacover Editor: Chris Rathjen Theme Music: Andy Poland Magic Tavern Logo: Allard Laban Audio Assistance: Jason Knox Production Assistance: Garrett Schultz See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.

We continue to magically see what-would-have been, if we had left on Usidore’s Quest…and found Otok. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Otok Barleyfoot: Nick Baer Mysterious Man: Tim Sniffen Craig: Ryan DiGiorgi Producers: Arnie Niekamp, Ryan DiGiorgi, Evan Jacover Editor: Garrett Schultz Theme Music: Andy Poland Magic Tavern Logo: Allard Laban Audio Assistance: Jason Knox Production Assistance: Garrett Schultz Get your copy of the next Book Club read, Pride and Prejudice here! See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.

We sneak back into the Vermillion Minotaur to try to talk Activia Barleyfoot into setting off on a quest to find her father. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Activia Barleyfoot: Tawny Newsome Mysterious Man: Tim Sniffen Craig: Ryan DiGiorgi Producers: Arnie Niekamp, Ryan DiGiorgi, Evan Jacover Editor: Ryan DiGiorgi Theme Music: Andy Poland Magic Tavern Logo: Allard Laban Audio Assistance: Jason Knox Production Assistance: Garrett Schultz Get your copy of the next Book Club read, Pride and Prejudice here! See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.

We’re back in the Vermillion Minotaur and excited to catch up with Chest Trünkborn, the mimic. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Chest Trünkborn: Travis McElroy Dory the Dragon: Erika Ishii Craig: Ryan DiGiorgi Producers: Arnie Niekamp, Ryan DiGiorgi, Evan Jacover Editor: Tim Joyce Theme Music: Andy Poland Magic Tavern Logo: Allard Laban Audio Assistance: Jason Knox Production Assistance: Garrett Schultz Photography by: Kyle Telechan Special Thanks: Troy Babbs, and to the Schrott Center including Brian, Bram, Kelsey, Sheila and many more. Get your copy of the next Book Club read, Pride and Prejudice here! See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.

Chunt’s dad is back in town for Chunt’s upcoming wedding! Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Hugo the Hunger Ghost: Brett Lyons Mysterious Man: Tim Sniffen Craig: Ryan DiGiorgi Tricia: Kate James Producers: Arnie Niekamp, Ryan DiGiorgi, Evan Jacover Editor: Chris Rathjen Theme Music: Andy Poland Magic Tavern Logo: Allard Laban Audio Assistance: Jason Knox Production Assistance: Garrett Schultz Get your copy of the next Book Club read, Pride and Prejudice here! See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.

We talk to Dopel the Doppelgänger, who can look like anyone. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Dopel: Tim Baltz Mysterious Man: Tim Sniffen Craig: Ryan DiGiorgi Tricia: Kate James Producers: Arnie Niekamp, Ryan DiGiorgi, Evan Jacover Editor: Ryan DiGiorgi Theme Music: Andy Poland Magic Tavern Logo: Allard Laban Audio Assistance: Jason Knox Production Assistance: Garrett Schultz Get your copy of the next Book Club read, Pride and Prejudice here! See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.

Momo the Mouse with Human Strength stops by to dish on Chunt’s love life and her own. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Momo the Mouse: Erin Keif Mysterious Man: Tim Sniffen Craig: Ryan DiGiorgi Tricia: Kate James Technical Difficulties Witch: Shama Jacover Producers: Arnie Niekamp, Ryan DiGiorgi, Evan Jacover Editor: Tim Joyce Theme Music: Andy Poland Magic Tavern Logo: Allard Laban Audio Assistance: Jason Knox Production Assistance: Garrett Schultz Photography by: Arne Parrott Special Thanks: Steve Ahlman for audio assistance and the organizers and staff of iO’s Bentwood festival. Get your copy of the next Book Club read, Pride and Prejudice here! See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.

Usidore and Chunt invite in Stick the Squire to apprentice under Arnie, in case anything ever happens to him. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Stick the Squire: Felix Trench Craig: Ryan DiGiorgi Producers: Arnie Niekamp, Ryan DiGiorgi, Evan Jacover Editor: Garrett Schultz Theme Music: Andy Poland Magic Tavern Logo: Allard Laban Audio Assistance: Jason Knox Production Assistance: Garrett Schultz Get your copy of the next Book Club read, Pride and Prejudice here! This episode is brought to you by Squarespace (www.squarespace.com/TAVERN code: TAVERN), Heineken, and Casper Mattresses (www.casper.com/chunt code: CHUNT). See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.

It’s time for Chunt’s annual blood drive for lazy vampires, Chunt for Red October. This year he has two mummies along to help. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Doris the Mummy: Lisa Burton Eugenia the Mummy: Mary Beth Smith Mysterious Man: Tim Sniffen Tricia: Kate James Craig: Ryan DiGiorgi Producers: Arnie Niekamp, Ryan DiGiorgi, Evan Jacover Editor: Chris Rathjen Theme Music: Andy Poland Magic Tavern Logo: Allard Laban Audio Assistance: Jason Knox Production Assistance: Garrett Schultz Episode Art: Tyler Schmidt Get your copy of the next Book Club read, Pride and Prejudice here! See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.

With the help of Magic Paint, Blemish is back. More than one Blemish, in fact. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Blemish: Martin Wilson Mysterious Man: Tim Sniffen Tricia: Kate James Producers: Arnie Niekamp, Ryan DiGiorgi, Evan Jacover Editor: Tim Joyce Theme Music: Andy Poland Magic Tavern Logo: Allard Laban Audio Assistance: Jason Knox Production Assistance: Garrett Schultz Get your copy of the next Book Club read, Pride and Prejudice here! See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.

Traach the Kobold returns to help us assess the many magic items found in the tavern. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Traach: James D’Amato Craig: Ryan DiGiorgi Producers: Arnie Niekamp, Ryan DiGiorgi, Evan Jacover Editor: Ryan DiGiorgi Theme Music: Andy Poland Magic Tavern Logo: Allard Laban Audio Assistance: Jason Knox Production Assistance: Garrett Schultz Get your copy of the next Book Club read, Pride and Prejudice here! See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.

Chunt and Usidore kick off the second season of Gettin’ Nuts with some help from Momo the Mouse and two very creepy twins. Credits: Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Momo the Mouse: Erin Keif Jayme: Gretchen Eng Sayme: Brad Pike Mysterious Man: Tim Sniffen Tricia: Kate James Craig: Ryan DiGiorgi Producers: Arnie Niekamp, Ryan DiGiorgi, Evan Jacover Editor: Garrett Schultz Theme Music: Andy Poland Gettin’ Nuts Theme: Brian Chard Magic Tavern Logo: Allard Laban Audio Assistance: Jason Knox Production Assistance: Garrett Schultz Get your copy of the next Book Club read, Pride and Prejudice here! See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.

While the boys in the Tavern get ready for Chunt’s wedding, in Chicago Sarah encounters a magical being. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Sarah Maher: Sarah Maher Spintax: Charlie McCracken Fancy Blemish: Martin Wilson Mysterious Man: Tim Sniffen Tricia: Kate James Craig: Ryan DiGiorgi Producers: Arnie Niekamp, Ryan DiGiorgi, Evan Jacover Editor: Garrett Schultz Magic Tavern and Wiccan Knitting Theme Musics: Andy Poland Magic Tavern Logo: Allard Laban Audio Assistance: Jason Knox Production Assistance: Garrett Schultz Get your copy of the next Book Club read, Pride and Prejudice here! See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.

Usidore and Spintax host a web radio show from Chicago. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Spintax: Charlie McCracken Assorted Radio Callers: Sarah Maher Craig: Ryan DiGiorgi Producers: Arnie Niekamp, Ryan DiGiorgi, Evan Jacover Editor: Tim Joyce Magic Tavern and Wiccan Knitting Theme Musics: Andy Poland Magic Tavern Logo: Allard Laban Audio Assistance: Jason Knox Production Assistance: Garrett Schultz Get your copy of the next Book Club read, Pride and Prejudice here! See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.

Larry Birdman stops by with updates on the Hogsface mittens stadium and what he’s currently reading. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Larry Birdman: Rush Howell Mysterious Man: Tim Sniffen Tricia: Kate James Craig: Ryan DiGiorgi Producers: Arnie Niekamp, Ryan DiGiorgi, Evan Jacover Editor: Chris Rathjen Theme Music: Andy Poland Magic Tavern Logo: Allard Laban Audio Assistance: Jason Knox Production Assistance: Garrett Schultz Get your copy of the next Book Club read, Pride and Prejudice here! See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.

A wizard, a warrior, a badger, a flower, and a make-up artist try to understand the Earth book ‘Pride and Prejudice’. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Krom the Fingarian: Mark Logsdon Flower: Brooke Breit Germ Crust: Mary Tilden Mysterious Man: Tim Sniffen Producers: Arnie Niekamp, Ryan DiGiorgi, Evan Jacover Editor: Ryan DiGiorgi Theme Music: Andy Poland Magic Tavern Logo: Allard Laban Audio Assistance: Jason Knox Production Assistance: Garrett Schultz See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.

Activia Barleyfoot, Flower the talking flower, Jamilous the Mauve Wizard and more stop by to help celebrate the many holidays of Winter Solstice. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Activia Barleyfoot: Tawny Newsome Jamillious Washington the Mauve: Anthony LeBlanc Rhapsody Gunderheirre: Symphony Sanders Flower: Brooke Breit Mysterious Man: Tim Sniffen Tricia: Kate James Craig: Ryan DiGiorgi Producers: Arnie Niekamp, Ryan DiGiorgi, Evan Jacover Editor: Garrett Schultz Theme Music: Andy Poland Magic Tavern Logo: Allard Laban Audio Assistance: Jason Knox Production Assistance: Garrett Schultz Special Thanks: Rose Amer, Tim Schoen, Brad Davis, and the rest of the staff and crew at Thalia Hall. See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.

Due to some unfortunate real life stuff, we had to take one more week off without an episode but here’s a fun scene set in Arnie’s bedroom. And we’ll be back Jan 14 with new episodes. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Craig: Ryan DiGiorgi Producers: Arnie Niekamp, Ryan DiGiorgi, Evan Jacover Editor: Tim Joyce Theme Music: Andy Poland Magic Tavern Logo: Allard Laban Audio Assistance: Jason Knox Production Assistance: Garrett Schultz See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.

This one involves a lot of eggs… oh, and Baron Ragoon. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Baron Ragoon: Chris Rathjen Craig: Ryan DiGiorgi Producers: Arnie Niekamp, Ryan DiGiorgi, Evan Jacover Editor: Ryan DiGiorgi Theme Music: Andy Poland Magic Tavern Logo: Allard Laban Audio Assistance: Jason Knox Production Assistance: Garrett Schultz See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.

Arnie has to run a bachelor party and a badgelor party for Chunt. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Talbot the Badger: Tugs the Badger Mysterious Man: Tim Sniffen Tricia: Kate James Craig: Ryan DiGiorgi Producers: Arnie Niekamp, Ryan DiGiorgi, Evan Jacover Editor: Chris Rathjen Theme Music: Andy Poland Magic Tavern Logo: Allard Laban Audio Assistance: Jason Knox Production Assistance: Garrett Schultz See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.

We learn about the half organic, half robotic Modron, Weewoo, visiting from another, more orderly plane of existence. Also, there’s magic and stuff. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Weewoo the Modron: Chris Perkins Mysterious Man: Tim Sniffen Producers: Arnie Niekamp, Ryan DiGiorgi, Evan Jacover Editor: Garrett Schultz Theme Music: Andy Poland Magic Tavern Logo: Allard Laban Audio Assistance: Jason Knox Production Assistance: Garrett Schultz Special Thanks: Greg Tito, and Ryan Marth from Siren Sound See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.

A mothman flies into the tavern with a challenge for Usidore. Chunt sells some old stuff. Arnie has a striking memory from Earth. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Hans Hoffman, Science Mothman: Hank Green Joe Jeff Finknore: Jeffrey Cranor Mysterious Man: Tim Sniffen Tricia: Kate James Tricia While Wearing Craig’s Hat: Ryan DiGiorgi Producers: Arnie Niekamp, Ryan DiGiorgi, Evan Jacover Editor: Tim Joyce Theme Music: Andy Poland Magic Tavern Logo: Allard Laban Audio Assistance: Jason Knox Production Assistance: Garrett Schultz See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.

A bird and mouse that fly in Arnie’s window every morning and help him get dressed stop by to chat. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Fontleroy Obama: Demi Adejuyigbe Pepper: Miel Bredouw Tricia While Wearing Craig’s Hat: Ryan DiGiorgi Producers: Arnie Niekamp, Ryan DiGiorgi, Evan Jacover Editor: Ryan DiGiorgi Theme Music: Andy Poland Magic Tavern Logo: Allard Laban Audio Assistance: Jason Knox Production Assistance: Garrett Schultz See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.

Here’s a new podcast for you: Voyage to the Stars is like a sci-fi sitcom for your ears. It’s an improv show that follows the misadventures of a group of misfits that accidentally found themselves on the wrong side of a wormhole, trying not to blow up the galaxy on their way home. Starring Felicia Day, Colton Dunn, Janet Varney, and Steve Berg. The universe will never be the same. Check out Voyage to the Stars in Apple Podcasts: www.apple.co/voyage See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.

Tomblain Belaroth, the prince turned actor turned series of bats stops by to talk about his new book. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Tomblain Belaroth: Steve Waltien Foon Sponsor: Helen Zaltzman, host of the Allusionist Mysterious Man: Tim Sniffen Tricia: Kate James Producers: Arnie Niekamp, Ryan DiGiorgi, Evan Jacover Editor: Chris Rathjen Theme Music: Andy Poland Magic Tavern Logo: Allard Laban Audio Assistance: Jason Knox Production Assistance: Garrett Schultz See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.

Chunt’s mother, Eleanor, a monster with a lion’s mane, bat wings and a scorpion tail, stops by to chat with her son’s friends. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Eleanor the Manticore: Jill Fenstermaker Mysterious Man: Tim Sniffen Tricia: Kate James Craig: Ryan DiGiorgi Producers: Arnie Niekamp, Ryan DiGiorgi, Evan Jacover Editor: Garrett Schultz Theme Music: Andy Poland Magic Tavern Logo: Allard Laban Audio Assistance: Jason Knox Production Assistance: Garrett Schultz See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.

Checking in with the alternate reality versions of Arnie and the crew, transmitting from a B-movie science fiction universe. Secrets are revealed. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chant the Space Angel: Adal Rifai Dr. Ulrich Zadore: Matt Young Sarah: Sarah Maher Mysterious Man: Tim Sniffen Tricia: Kate James Craig: Ryan DiGiorgi High Time Queen: Brooke Breit Producers: Arnie Niekamp, Ryan DiGiorgi, Evan Jacover Editor: Garrett Schultz Theme Music: Andy Poland Hello from the Future Theme Song: Nick Gage Magic Tavern Logo: Allard Laban Hello from the Future Logo: J. Douglass Audio Assistance: Jason Knox Production Assistance: Garrett Schultz Special Thanks to Andi Kristins. Royalty Free Music from Bensound. See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.

You are humbly invited to the wedding of Chunt the badger and Twosidore the whatever-he-his. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Hugo the Hunger Ghost: Brett Lyons Evil Tannakin the Pinglet: Sarah Fineout Eleanor the Manticore: Jill Fenstermaker Baron Ragoon: Chris Rathjen Cerulean/Schnenessa Freshgrave: Jessica McKenna Azure/Snaken Freshgrave: Zach Reino Germ Crust: Mary Tilden Caball’on Valentin: John Sabine Flower: Brooke Breit Singing Sword: Erica Elam Don: Joey Romaine Myths and Legends Host: Jason Weiser High Time Queen: Brooke Breit Producers: Arnie Niekamp, Ryan DiGiorgi, Evan Jacover Editor: Tim Joyce Theme Music: Andy Poland Myths and Legends Theme Song: Broke for Free Additional Music: The Lesser Birds of Paradise Magic Tavern Logo: Allard Laban Audio Assistance: Jason Knox Production Assistance: Garrett Schultz See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.

What is the weapon? What does it do? Poet Laureate Spurt the Elder shares some ancient poems and literature that might help. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Spurt the Elder: Andy Carey Squibbert: Sarah Shockey Baron Ragoon: Chris Rathjen High Time Queen: Brooke Breit Mysterious Man: Tim Sniffen Producers: Arnie Niekamp, Ryan DiGiorgi, Evan Jacover Editor: Ryan DiGiorgi Theme Music: Andy Poland Magic Tavern Logo: Allard Laban Audio Assistance: Jason Knox Production Assistance: Garrett Schultz See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.

Rick Picklesmith invites our hosts into the press box for a Mittens game between the Hogsface Poisoned Blades and the orcs of the Dark Lord. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Rick Picklesmith: Rush Howell Flower: Brooke Breit Ooze: Paul Grondy Axelrod ReMax: Mark McConville Chamblin Bunnycuddle: Matt Gourley Baron Ragoon: Chris Rathjen Daphne the Unwed Mother/Squibbert: Sarah Shockey Mysterious Man: Tim Sniffen Producers: Arnie Niekamp, Ryan DiGiorgi, Evan Jacover Editor: Chris Rathjen Theme Music: Andy Poland Magic Tavern Logo: Allard Laban Audio Assistance: Jason Knox Production Assistance: Garrett Schultz See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.

Baron Ragoon, Dripfang, Claudia the witch and Blemish do a victory lap before destroying Earth with this podcast. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Baron Ragoon: Chris Rathjen Dripfang: Kevin Sciretta Claudia: Beth Melewski Blemish the Carfoon: Martin Wilson Clovis the Bridge Troll: Padraic Connelly Mysterious Man: Tim Sniffen Producers: Arnie Niekamp, Ryan DiGiorgi, Evan Jacover Editor: Garrett Schultz Theme Music: Andy Poland Magic Tavern Logo: Allard Laban Audio Assistance: Jason Knox Production Assistance: Garrett Schultz See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.

In this bonus preview, the cast of Hello from the Magic Tavern talk about making the first episode of the podcast with producer and editor Ryan DiGiorgi (Craig). Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Adal: Adal Rifai Matt: Matt Young Ryan: Ryan DiGiorgi High Time Queen: Brooke Breit Producers: Arnie Niekamp, Ryan DiGiorgi, Evan Jacover Editor: Garrett Schultz Theme Music: Andy Poland Magic Tavern Logo: Allard Laban Audio Assistance: Jason Knox Production Assistance: Garrett Schultz See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.

The game of Offices & Bosses begins! Metamore plays Office Manager guiding Arnie, Usidore, Chunt, and Flower on an adventure to attain the Q4 numbers. Credits: Arnie, aka Orlando Bloom: Arnie Niekamp Adal, aka Dan Smith: Adal Rifai Matt, aka John Bastion: Matt Young Metamore: Bill Arnett Flower, aka Gail Davidson-Durst: Brooke Breit Charles Schumtz: Scott Kurtz Oodles of Doodles Players: Angela Kurtz, Cory Casoni, and Steve Hamaker Mysterious Man: Tim Sniffen High Time Queen: Brooke Breit Producers: Arnie Niekamp, Ryan DiGiorgi, Evan Jacover Editor: Ryan DiGiorgi Theme Music: Andy Poland Magic Tavern Logo: Allard Laban Audio Assistance: Jason Knox Production Assistance: Garrett Schultz See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.

Krom the Fingarian joins the campaign to retrieve the Q4 numbers, as our band of adventurers contends with…Happy Hour! Credits: Arnie, aka Orlando Bloom: Arnie Niekamp Chunt, aka Dan Smith: Adal Rifai Usidore, aka John Bastion: Matt Young Metamore: Bill Arnett Krom, aka Gail Davidson-Durst: Mark Logsdon Mr. Bart and Mr. Barts Assorted Children: Rich Sommer Mysterious Man: Tim Sniffen High Time Queen: Brooke Breit Producers: Arnie Niekamp, Ryan DiGiorgi, Evan Jacover Editor: Garrett Schultz Theme Music: Andy Poland Magic Tavern Logo: Allard Laban Audio Assistance: Jason Knox Production Assistance: Garrett Schultz See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.

The Singing Sword joins our heroes for a battle in a Panera. There is stabbing. Credits: Arnie, aka Orlando Bloom: Arnie Niekamp Chunt, aka Dan Smith: Adal Rifai Usidore, aka John Bastion: Matt Young Metamore: Bill Arnett Singing Sword, aka Gail Davidson-Durst: Erica Elam Managers of the Smoldering Widow: Justin McElroy, Travis McElroy, Griffin McElroy, and Clint McElroy Mysterious Man: Tim Sniffen High Time Queen: Brooke Breit Producers: Arnie Niekamp, Ryan DiGiorgi, Evan Jacover Editor: Chris Rathjen Theme Music: Andy Poland Magic Tavern Logo: Allard Laban Audio Assistance: Jason Knox Production Assistance: Garrett Schultz See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.

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A talking tree joins the campaign as our team enters the deadly Company Retreat. Credits: Arnie, aka Orlando Bloom: Arnie Niekamp Chunt, aka Dan Smith: Adal Rifai Usidore, aka John Bastion: Matt Young Metamore: Bill Arnett Caball’on Valentin, aka Gail Davidson-Durst: John Sabine Slorp Dorfman: Liam O’Brien Mysterious Man: Tim Sniffen High Time Queen: Brooke Breit Producers: Arnie Niekamp, Ryan DiGiorgi, Evan Jacover Editor: Garrett Schultz Theme Music: Andy Poland Magic Tavern Logo: Allard Laban Audio Assistance: Jason Knox Production Assistance: Garrett Schultz See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.

Everything comes to a head at the office Holiday Party. Credits: Arnie, aka Orlando Bloom: Arnie Niekamp Chunt, aka Dan Smith: Adal Rifai Usidore, aka John Bastion: Matt Young Metamore: Bill Arnett Krom the Fingarian, aka Gail Davidson: Mark Logsdon Flower, aka Gail Durst: Brooke Breit Musa and Koji: Kat Kuhl and James D’Amato Mysterious Man: Tim Sniffen High Time Queen: Brooke Breit Producers: Arnie Niekamp, Ryan DiGiorgi, Evan Jacover Editor: Ryan DiGiorgi Theme Music: Andy Poland Magic Tavern Logo: Allard Laban Audio Assistance: Jason Knox Production Assistance: Garrett Schultz See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.

Metamore has an expansion pack for the game. And Flower is back to play. Credits: Arnie, aka Raphael the Adult Ninja Turtle: Arnie Niekamp Chunt, aka Dan Smith: Adal Rifai Usidore, aka John Bastion: Matt Young Metamore: Bill Arnett Flower, aka Gail Davidson: Brooke Breit Mysterious Man: Tim Sniffen High Time Queen: Brooke Breit Producers: Arnie Niekamp, Ryan DiGiorgi, Evan Jacover Editor: Chris Rathjen Theme Music: Andy Poland Magic Tavern Logo: Allard Laban Audio Assistance: Jason Knox Production Assistance: Garrett Schultz Special Thanks: Maximum Fun and Jesse Thorn See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.

Get ready for next week’s premiere of Hello from the Magic Tavern Season 3. Arnie, Chunt, and Usidore face new threats, see new parts of Foon, and make new friends. See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.

A new adventure begins as Arnie, Usidore and Chunt meet a wooden figure come to life in a seaside tavern. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Rodney the Figurehead: Justin McElroy Mysterious Man: Tim Sniffen Voice: Evan Jacover Producers: Arnie Niekamp, Matt Young, and Adal Rifai Post-Production Coordination: Garrett Schultz Editor: Garrett Schultz Magic Tavern Logo: Allard Laban Theme Music: Andy Poland Sea Shanty Theme: Arne Parrott Special Assistance: Ryan DiGiorgi See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.

A vacationing sea turtle chats with the hosts about her long and storied life. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Hildy Shiblin: Olivia Nielsen Mysterious Man: Tim Sniffen Voice: Evan Jacover Producers: Arnie Niekamp, Matt Young, and Adal Rifai Post-Production Coordination: Garrett Schultz Editor: Chris Rathjen Magic Tavern Logo: Allard Laban Theme Music: Andy Poland Sea Shanty Theme: Arne Parrott Special Assistance: Ryan DiGiorgi See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.

A demon stops by to share his inner life. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Xylox: Andy Junk Mysterious Man: Tim Sniffen Lincoln: Evan Jacover Producers: Arnie Niekamp, Matt Young, and Adal Rifai Post-Production Coordination: Garrett Schultz Editor: Tim Joyce Magic Tavern Logo: Allard Laban Theme Music: Andy Poland Sea Shanty Theme: Arne Parrott Special Assistance: Ryan DiGiorgi See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.

Two brave mole warriors stop by to sing their own praises and explain their relationship to ants. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Milk Mole: Hayes Davenport Mork Snauce: Sean Clements Mysterious Man: Tim Sniffen Producers: Arnie Niekamp, Matt Young, and Adal Rifai Post-Production Coordination: Garrett Schultz Editor: Garrett Schultz Magic Tavern Logo: Allard Laban Theme Music: Andy Poland Special Assistance: Ryan DiGiorgi Metal Theme Song: One Angry Roaring Orc, aka: Tom Lopes Special Thanks: Kimmie Lucas See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.

A podcaster trapped in a magical land, a wizard, and a talking badger are tasked with playing board games from a realm called "Earth." Can a wizard understand Clue? Why is the badger so good at Scattergories? Will the host ever win a game? Find out in this spin-off of the popular, totally improvised fantasy podcast, Hello from the Magic Tavern. This show is available to Stitcher Premium members: If you want to support the Magic Tavern podcast, visit www.stitcherpremium.com/magic [stitcherpremium.com] and sign up with code 'MAGIC' to get 30 days free of listening without ads. Note: This miniseries is set roughly during season two of Hello from the Magic Tavern, but is very light on spoilers. New listeners can jump in without being confused...or at least without being more confused than longtime listeners always are, anyway. See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.

Something is amiss outside of the gates of Velsmeer. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Sir Baldsman: Jon Mackey Sir Hairspiece: Ryan Rosenberg Mysterious Man: Tim Sniffen Producers: Arnie Niekamp, Matt Young, and Adal Rifai Post-Production Coordination: Garrett Schultz Earwolf Producer: Kimmie Lucas Editor: Chris Rathjen Special Assistance: Ryan DiGiorgi Magic Tavern Logo: Allard Laban Theme Music: Andy Poland See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.

Diplomatic negotiations begin to secure Velsmeer’s army in the fight against the Dark Lord. But Faustus Crum, the Lord’s Brother, takes thing in an unexpected direction. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Faustus Crum: Thomas Middleditch Mysterious Man: Tim Sniffen Producers: Arnie Niekamp, Matt Young, and Adal Rifai Post-Production Coordination: Garrett Schultz Earwolf Producer: Kimmie Lucas Editor: Tim Joyce Special Assistance: Ryan DiGiorgi Magic Tavern Logo: Allard Laban Theme Music: Andy Poland Additional Music: Tim Joyce See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.

A sea witch appears on deck. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Calarion the Sea Witch: Sarah Haskins  Mysterious Man: Tim Sniffen Producers: Arnie Niekamp, Matt Young, and Adal Rifai Post-Production Coordination: Garrett Schultz Earwolf Producer: Kimmie Lucas Editor: Stephen Dranger Special Assistance: Ryan DiGiorgi Magic Tavern Logo: Allard Laban Theme Music: Andy Poland Sea Shanty Theme: Arne Parrott Seven Dragons and a Baby Cover: Savants of Soul See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.

An encounter with a general and a musical centaur could move things in a new military direction. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young General Johnny: John Levenstein Jenny the Centaur: Jenny Owen Youngs Mysterious Man: Tim Sniffen Producers: Arnie Niekamp, Matt Young, and Adal Rifai Post-Production Coordination: Garrett Schultz Earwolf Producer: Kimmie Lucas Editor: Garrett Schultz Special Assistance: Ryan DiGiorgi Magic Tavern Logo: Allard Laban Theme Music: Andy Poland See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.

The army is joined by a sorcerer with a hard to determine amount of power. Also, sorcerers are totally different from wizards. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Trinkle the Sorcerer: Mike Hanford Mysterious Man: Tim Sniffen Producers: Arnie Niekamp, Matt Young, and Adal Rifai Post-Production Coordination: Garrett Schultz Earwolf Producer: Kimmie Lucas Editor: Stephen Dranger Special Assistance: Ryan DiGiorgi Magic Tavern Logo: Allard Laban Theme Music: Andy Poland See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.

A walk through the forest leads to an encounter with a rare magical creature: a woman in a tree that’s a fan of the podcast. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Jessica the Tree Wench: Rachel Bloom Mysterious Man: Tim Sniffen Lincoln: Evan Jacover Producers: Arnie Niekamp, Matt Young, and Adal Rifai Post-Production Coordination: Garrett Schultz Earwolf Producer: Kimmie Lucas Editor: Tim Joyce Special Assistance: Ryan DiGiorgi Magic Tavern Logo: Allard Laban Theme Music: Andy Poland See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.

Jyn’Leeviyah the Red Wizard is back and she has a talking crossbow. Together they’re going to kill some people. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Jyn’Leeviyah the Red: Felicia Day DeMonte the Talking Crossbow: Colton Dunn Bungaree Chubbins: Tom Gottleib Lincoln: Evan Jacover Producers: Arnie Niekamp, Matt Young, and Adal Rifai Post-Production Coordination: Garrett Schultz Earwolf Producer: Kimmie Lucas Editor: Anna Havermann Special Assistance: Ryan DiGiorgi Magic Tavern Logo: Allard Laban Theme Music: Andy Poland See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.

A bag of apples hides the halfling runaway Endwhill the Meek. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Endwhill the Meek: Liam O’Brien Mysterious Man: Tim Sniffen Producers: Arnie Niekamp, Matt Young, and Adal Rifai Post-Production Coordination: Garrett Schultz Earwolf Producer: Kimmie Lucas Editor: Sage G.C. Special Assistance: Ryan DiGiorgi Magic Tavern Logo: Allard Laban Theme Music: Andy Poland Sea Shanty Theme: Arne Parrott Fan Song: Patrick O’Rourke See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.

Back on the high seas, Chunt hosts the fifth annual blood drive for vampires. Although blood may not cure the sea creature the hosts encounter. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Chorly Benthsmaw: Joe Burton Mysterious Man: Tim Sniffen Producers: Arnie Niekamp, Matt Young, and Adal Rifai Post-Production Coordination: Garrett Schultz Earwolf Producer: Kimmie Lucas Editor: Stephen Dranger Special Assistance: Ryan DiGiorgi Magic Tavern Logo: Allard Laban Theme Music: Andy Poland Sea Shanty Theme: Arne Parrott See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.

In this bonus episode from Stitcher Premium, the Magic Tavern gang learns to play board games from Earth. This week: Arnie’s least favorite: Clue! Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Craig: Ryan DiGiorgi Producers: Arnie Niekamp, Matt Young, and Adal Rifai Post-Production Coordination: Garrett Schultz Editor: Stephen Dranger Special Assistance: Ryan DiGiorgi Earth Games Logo: Allard Laban Rules Theme Music: Stephen Dranger See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.

Um…we interview a giant toe. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Suzi Creamcheese: Mary Holland Mysterious Man: Tim Sniffen Producers: Arnie Niekamp, Matt Young, and Adal Rifai Post-Production Coordination: Garrett Schultz Earwolf Producer: Kimmie Lucas Editor: Garrett Schultz Special Assistance: Ryan DiGiorgi Magic Tavern Logo: Allard Laban Theme Music: Andy Poland See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.

An evening around a campfire leads to an encounter with a prog rock legend from Earth. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Ian Anderson, MBE: Andy Daly Mysterious Man: Tim Sniffen Producers: Arnie Niekamp, Matt Young, and Adal Rifai Post-Production Coordination: Garrett Schultz Earwolf Producer: Kimmie Lucas Editor: Tim Joyce Special Assistance: Ryan DiGiorgi Magic Tavern Logo: Allard Laban Theme Music: Andy Poland See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.

A ride on the mythical Wing’d Whale leads to an encounter with the Freshgrave Twins. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Schnenessa: Jessica McKenna Snaken: Zach Reino Mysterious Man: Tim Sniffen Lincoln: Evan Jacover Producers: Arnie Niekamp, Matt Young, and Adal Rifai Post-Production Coordination: Garrett Schultz Earwolf Producer: Kimmie Lucas Editor: Stephen Dranger Special Assistance: Ryan DiGiorgi Magic Tavern Logo: Allard Laban Theme Music: Andy Poland See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.

A visit to a quaint candy shop owned by McTruffle Fondue reveals some strange secrets.   Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young McTruffle Fondue: Paul Scheer Lincoln: Evan Jacover Tricia: Kate James Producers: Arnie Niekamp, Matt Young, and Adal Rifai Post-Production Coordination: Garrett Schultz Earwolf Producer: Kimmie Lucas Editor: Sage G.C. Special Assistance: Ryan DiGiorgi Magic Tavern Logo: Allard Laban Theme Music: Andy Poland See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.

This bonus episode from behind the paywall on Stitcher Premium, is a two-for-one! The cast continues their talk about the earliest episodes with Brooke Breit (Flower) and Rush Howell (Larry Birdman). You’ll find more episodes of Behind the Tavern on Stitcher Premium. For a free month visit stitcherpremium.com/magic.   Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Brooke/Flower: Brooke Breit Rush/Larry Birdman: Rush Howell Craig: Ryan DiGiorgi Producers: Arnie Niekamp, Matt Young, and Adal Rifai Post-Production Coordination: Garrett Schultz Editor: Anna Havermann Special Assistance: Ryan DiGiorgi Earth Games Logo: Allard Laban Theme Music: Andy Poland See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.

The boys meet up with Can and get a tour from the magical groundskeeper.   Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Hornelius the Fintaur: John Patric Coan Lincoln: Evan Jacover Tricia: Kate James Producers: Arnie Niekamp, Matt Young, and Adal Rifai Post-Production Coordination: Garrett Schultz Earwolf Producer: Kimmie Lucas Editor: Anna Havermann Special Assistance: Ryan DiGiorgi Magic Tavern Logo: Allard Laban Theme Music: Andy Poland See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.

Arnie, Chunt, and Usidore settle in to their new jobs as professors at Jizzleknob Preparatory School for Young Wizards.   Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Lincoln: Evan Jacover Producers: Arnie Niekamp, Matt Young, and Adal Rifai Post-Production Coordination: Garrett Schultz Earwolf Producer: Kimmie Lucas Editor: Garrett Schultz Special Assistance: Ryan DiGiorgi Magic Tavern Logo: Allard Laban Theme Music: Andy Poland See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.

A staff dinner party at Jizzleknob leads to intrigue and romance and lycanthropy.   Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Miss Weatherwere: Sarah Mobley Prof. Elroy Topplestar: Jessye Grace Mueller Mallory McKnoboff: Squeek Rangel Mysterious Man: Tim Sniffen Lincoln: Evan Jacover Producers: Arnie Niekamp, Matt Young, and Adal Rifai Post-Production Coordination: Garrett Schultz Earwolf Producer: Kimmie Lucas Editor: Chris Rathjen Special Assistance: Ryan DiGiorgi Magic Tavern Logo: Allard Laban Theme Music: Andy Poland See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.

The boys finally confront the terrifying entity who has been skulking around the school.   Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young The Lurking Phantom: Kevin Sciretta Mysterious Man: Tim Sniffen Producers: Arnie Niekamp, Matt Young, and Adal Rifai Post-Production Coordination: Garrett Schultz Earwolf Producer: Kimmie Lucas Editor: Anna Havermann Special Assistance: Ryan DiGiorgi Magic Tavern Logo: Allard Laban Theme Music: Andy Poland See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.

A special holiday song for our wonderful listeners. Enjoy Festival and an Amiable Winter Solstice to All!   Special Guest Musician: Arne Parrott See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.

Claudia the Witch returns, as Chunt and Usidore fight to save Arnie’s life. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Claudia: Beth Melewski Lincoln: Evan Jacover Producers: Arnie Niekamp, Matt Young, and Adal Rifai Post-Production Coordination: Garrett Schultz Earwolf Producer: Kimmie Lucas Editor: Garrett Schultz Special Assistance: Ryan DiGiorgi Magic Tavern Logo: Allard Laban Theme Music: Andy Poland See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.

A small town pig-sheriff-man shakes down the boys.   Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Bloviation Jones: Clint McElroy Mysterious Man: Tim Sniffen Producers: Arnie Niekamp, Matt Young, and Adal Rifai Post-Production Coordination: Garrett Schultz Earwolf Producer: Kimmie Lucas Editor: Stephen Dranger Special Assistance: Ryan DiGiorgi Magic Tavern Logo: Allard Laban Theme Music: Andy Poland See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.

Chunt and Usidore try to get Arnie interested in the show again when they run into one of their oldest and dearest friends: author and prince, Tomblain Belaroth.   Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Tomblain Belaroth: Steve Waltien Mysterious Man: Tim Sniffen Producers: Arnie Niekamp, Matt Young, and Adal Rifai Post-Production Coordination: Garrett Schultz Earwolf Producer: Kimmie Lucas Editor: Garrett Schultz Special Assistance: Ryan DiGiorgi Magic Tavern Logo: Allard Laban Theme Music: Andy Poland Additional Music: Paul Magurany See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.

The boys, still searching for answers at Library of Meridanth, meet a Stinker who creates odors.   Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Guntz the Stinker: Alex Trepka Mysterious Man: Tim Sniffen Producers: Arnie Niekamp, Matt Young, and Adal Rifai Post-Production Coordination: Garrett Schultz Earwolf Producer: Kimmie Lucas Editor: Tim Joyce Special Assistance: Ryan DiGiorgi Magic Tavern Logo: Allard Laban Theme Music: Andy Poland See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.

While the boys continue scouring the stacks at the library, Sasha the Scarab comes on the show to find love and someone to eat.   Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Sasha the Scarab: Yazmin Ramos Mysterious Man: Tim Sniffen Producers: Arnie Niekamp, Matt Young, and Adal Rifai Post-Production Coordination: Garrett Schultz Earwolf Producer: Kimmie Lucas Editor: Sage G.C. Special Assistance: Ryan DiGiorgi Magic Tavern Logo: Allard Laban Theme Music: Andy Poland See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.

Flower is back to...do...whatever it is that Flower does. Meanwhile, the Dark Lord's plot comes to light...   Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Flower: Brooke Breit Mysterious Man: Tim Sniffen Producers: Arnie Niekamp, Matt Young, and Adal Rifai Post-Production Coordination: Garrett Schultz Earwolf Producer: Kimmie Lucas Editor: Anna Havermann Special Assistance: Ryan DiGiorgi Magic Tavern Logo: Allard Laban Theme Music: Andy Poland See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.

Trying to cross a river along with a farmer with a chicken, a fox and three bags of grain. Credits Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Farmer Indadell: Peter Gwinn Mysterious Man: Tim Sniffen Producers: Arnie Niekamp, Matt Young, and Adal Rifai Post-Production Coordination: Garrett Schultz Earwolf Producer: Kimmie Lucas Editor: Chris Rathjen Special Assistance: Ryan DiGiorgi Magic Tavern Logo: Allard Laban Theme Music: Andy Poland See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.

Venturing into the Kooky Longwoods and climbing up to the village in the treetops; the boys search out a Demi-God Outlaw! Credits Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young TheOutlaw Jess Elizabeth Wales: Laura Maynard Mysterious Man: Tim Sniffen Producers: Arnie Niekamp, Matt Young, and Adal Rifai Post-Production Coordination: Garrett Schultz Earwolf Producer: Kimmie Lucas Editor: Stephen Dranger Special Assistance: Ryan DiGiorgi Magic Tavern Logo: Allard Laban Theme Music: Andy Poland See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.

We learn about chivalry and faces from a knight. Credits Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Sir Gluthar: Bill Cochran Mysterious Man: Tim Sniffen Producers: Arnie Niekamp, Matt Young, and Adal Rifai Post-Production Coordination: Garrett Schultz Earwolf Producer: Kimmie Lucas Editor: Tim Joyce Special Assistance: Ryan DiGiorgi Magic Tavern Logo: Allard Laban Theme Music: Andy Poland See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.

The podcast is interrupted by the surprise appearance of three dastardly members of the thieves guild. Credits Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Squeen:Paul F. Tompkins Mike: Matt Gourley Kevin: Mark McConville Mysterious Man: Tim Sniffen Producers: Arnie Niekamp, Matt Young, and Adal Rifai Post-Production Coordination: Garrett Schultz Earwolf Producer: Kimmie Lucas Editor: Garrett Schultz Special Assistance: Ryan DiGiorgi Magic Tavern Logo: Allard Laban Theme Music: Andy Poland See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.

It’s the five year anniversary and Arnie has found audio of the first time he met Chunt and Usidore.   Credits Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Blemish: Martin Wilson Otok Barleyfoot: Nick Baer Burger King Employee: Max Temkin Mysterious Man: Tim Sniffen Producers: Arnie Niekamp, Matt Young, and Adal Rifai Post-Production Coordination: Garrett Schultz Earwolf Producer: Kimmie Lucas Editor: Anna Havermann Special Assistance: Ryan DiGiorgi Magic Tavern Logo: Allard Laban Sea Shanty Theme: Arne Parrott See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.

To honor the 5th anniversary, enjoy this bonus episode from the Stitcher Premium series Earth Games! The Magic Tavern gang continues playing board games from Earth. This week: Scattegories and special guest Momo the Mouse. Credits Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Momo the Mouse: Erin Keif Craig: Ryan DiGiorgi Producers: Arnie Niekamp, Matt Young, and Adal Rifai Post-Production Coordination: Garrett Schultz Special Assistance: Ryan DiGiorgi Editor: Stephen Dranger Earth Games Logo: Allard Laban Rules Theme Song: Stephen Dranger See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.

To honor the 5th anniversary, enjoy this bonus episode from the Stitcher Premium series I Am Spintax! Spintax uses his arcane power to raise the dead (Salmagundi) and compel the living (OffBook's Jess McKenna). Spintax: Charlie McCrackin Jess: Jess McKenna Salmagundi: Edgar Momplaisir Craig: Ryan DiGiorgi Leonard: C.J. Tuor Producers: Matt Young, and Kimmie Lucas Post-Production Coordination: Garrett Schultz Special Assistance: Ryan DiGiorgi, Arnie Niekamp, Charlie McCrackin and C.J. Tuor Editor: Garrett Schultz Magic Tavern Logo: Allard Laban Theme Music: Andy Poland See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.

To honor the 5th anniversary, enjoy this bonus episode from the Stitcher Premium series Masters of Mayhem! Baron Ragoon and Dripfang cross paths with Squibbert as they set out to return to the good (evil?) graces of The Dark Lord. Credits Baron Ragoon: Chris Rathjen Dripfang LeDesparé: Kevin Sciretta Squibbert: Sarah Shockey Rodney the Figurehead: Justin McElroy Craig: Ryan DiGiorgi Producers: Matt Young and Kimmie Lucas Post-Production Coordination: Garrett Schultz Editor: Garrett Schultz Special Assistance: Ryan DiGiorgi, Arnie Niekamp, Kevin Sciretta and Chris Rathjen Magic Tavern Logo: Allard Laban Theme Music: Andy Poland See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.

To honor the 5th anniversary, enjoy this bonus episode from the Stitcher Premium series Offices and Bosses! Hornelius the Fintaur helps kick off a new season of Offices & Bosses with new Office Manager Traach the Kobold! Arnie, Chunt and Usidore introduce their latest characters for this exciting Chief Executive version of O&B! Who will be the first to reach C level?! Is Arnie a vampire? Grab your stapler and die and let's get rolling! Credits Arnie, aka The Masked CEO: Arnie Niekamp Chunt, aka P.J. Success: Adal Rifai Usidore, aka Clairm Collaite-Mug: Matt Young Traach, aka Office Manager: James D’Amato Hornelius, aka Tony Obsidian:John Patrick Coan Mysterious Man: Tim Sniffen Producer: Adal Rifai Post-Production Coordination: Garrett Schultz Editor: Stephen Dranger Special Assistance: Ryan DiGiorgi O&B Logo: Allard Laban Theme Music:Andy Poland See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.

Meanwhile in the evil alternate version of Foon, Carnival Wilson, Usidore the Black and Wendigo Wilson prepare for a meeting with Good Tannakin and Good Blemish. Credits Carnival Wilson: Arnie Niekamp Wendigo Wilson: Adal Rifai Usidore the Black: Matt Young Tannakin the Good: Sarah Logsdon Good Blemish: Martin Wilson Evil Otok Barleyfoot: Nick Baer Evil Bungaree Chubbins: Tom Gotlieb Mysterious Man: Tim Sniffen Lincoln: Evan Jacover Producers: Arnie Niekamp, Matt Young, and Adal Rifai Post-Production Coordination: Garrett Schultz Earwolf Producer: Kimmie Lucas Editor: Sage G.C. Special Assistance:Ryan DiGiorgi Magic Tavern Logo: Allard Laban Theme Music:Andy Poland See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.

The boys continue their search for the artifacts being sought by The Dark Lord. In a mystical temple, they run into an old friend...a dangerous friend. Credits Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Krom the Fingarian: Mark Logsdon Mysterious Man: Tim Sniffen High Time Queen: Brooke Breit Lincoln: Evan Jacover Producers: Arnie Niekamp, Matt Young, and Adal Rifai Post-Production Coordination: Garrett Schultz Earwolf Producer: Kimmie Lucas Editor: Stephen Dranger Special Assistance: Ryan DiGiorgi Magic Tavern Logo: Allard Laban Theme Music: Andy Poland See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.

Momo the Mouse returns, newly knighted, among other changes. Credits Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Momo the Mouse: Erin Keif Mysterious Man: Tim Sniffen Producers: Arnie Niekamp, Matt Young, and Adal Rifai Post-Production Coordination: Garrett Schultz Earwolf Producer: Kimmie Lucas Editor: Chris Rathjen Special Assistance: Ryan DiGiorgi Magic Tavern Logo: Allard Laban Theme Music: Andy Poland Sea Shanty Theme: Arne Parrott Violin Cover: Nick Plays Notes See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.

The boys meet a slew of heroic warriors at a beachside bar on the somewhat aggro Strong Guy Island. Credits Sword Guy: Arnie Niekamp Night Shift: Adal Rifai Wizard Man: Matt Young Mysterious Man: Tim Sniffen Producers: Arnie Niekamp, Matt Young, and Adal Rifai Post-Production Coordination: Garrett Schultz Earwolf Producer: Kimmie Lucas Editor: Tim Joyce Special Assistance: Ryan DiGiorgi Magic Tavern Logo: Allard Laban Theme Music: Andy Poland Island Theme: Sage G.C. See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.

As the they continue searching for the final artifact, our heroes meet a muscle-bound tiger-person and a muscle-bound whale-person. Credits Sword Guy: Arnie Niekamp Night Shift: Adal Rifai Wizard Man: Matt Young Ti-Gor: Kevin Sciretta Oarkahh: Carisa Barreca Mysterious Man: Tim Sniffen Lincoln:Evan Jacover Producers: Arnie Niekamp, Matt Young, and Adal Rifai Post-Production Coordination: Garrett Schultz Earwolf Producer: Kimmie Lucas Editor: Garrett Schultz Special Assistance: Ryan DiGiorgi Magic Tavern Logo: Allard Laban Theme Music: Andy Poland Island Theme: Sage G.C. See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.

Moving through the jungle to find Strong Guy himself, Arnie, Chunt, and Usidore encounter the alluring trickster She-Said! Credits Sword Guy: Arnie Niekamp Night Shift: Adal Rifai Wizard Man: Matt Young She-Said: Sarah Shockey Mysterious Man: Tim Sniffen Tricia: Kate James Lincoln:Evan Jacover Producers: Arnie Niekamp, Matt Young, and Adal Rifai Post-Production Coordination: Garrett Schultz Earwolf Producer: Kimmie Lucas Editor: Chris Rathjen Special Assistance: Ryan DiGiorgi Magic Tavern Logo: Allard Laban Theme Music: Andy Poland Island Theme: Sage G.C. See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.

Arnie, Usidore and Chunt try to figure out how to communicate with each other while trapped in different locations. Credits Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Mysterious Man: Tim Sniffen Producers: Arnie Niekamp, Matt Young, and Adal Rifai Post-Production Coordination: Garrett Schultz Earwolf Producer: Kimmie Lucas Editor: Anna Havermann Special Assistance: Ryan DiGiorgi Magic Tavern Logo: Allard Laban Theme Music: Andy Poland See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.

The evil wizard twins Snaken and Schnenessa Freshgrave reach out to Arnie, Chunt and Usidore for some help now that they've graduated. Credits Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Schnenessa: Jess McKenna Snaken: Zach Reino Mysterious Man: Tim Sniffen Tricia: Kate James Producers: Arnie Niekamp, Matt Young, and Adal Rifai Post-Production Coordination: Garrett Schultz Earwolf Producer: Kimmie Lucas Editor: Sage G.C. Special Assistance: Ryan DiGiorgi Magic Tavern Logo: Allard Laban Theme Music: Andy Poland See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.

Jyn'Leeviyah the Red Wizard rune-bombs the podcast. Arnie and Chunt form a new theory about wizards. Credits Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Jyn'Leeviyah: Felicia Day Sigent the Spider: Cory Doctorow Mysterious Man: Tim Sniffen Producers: Arnie Niekamp, Matt Young, and Adal Rifai Post-Production Coordination: Garrett Schultz Earwolf Producer: Kimmie Lucas Editor: Stephen Dranger Special Assistance: Ryan DiGiorgi Magic Tavern Logo: Allard Laban Theme Music: Andy Poland See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.

As the boys continue pondering their situation, they meet an old friend who may be able to help keep them fed, Crone Bakeress. Credits Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Crone Bakeress: Janet Varney Mysterious Man: Tim Sniffen Tricia: Kate James Producers: Arnie Niekamp, Matt Young, and Adal Rifai Post-Production Coordination: Garrett Schultz Earwolf Producer: Kimmie Lucas Editor: Chris Rathjen Special Assistance: Ryan DiGiorgi Magic Tavern Logo: Allard Laban Theme Music: Andy Poland See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.

Two bibbits (they're sort of like halflings?) discuss the terrible burden they carry: a cursed trinket! Credits Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Bustly Mormler: Alden Ford Polo Tatums: Winston Noel Mysterious Man: Tim Sniffen Tricia: Kate James Producers: Arnie Niekamp, Matt Young, and Adal Rifai Post-Production Coordination: Garrett Schultz Earwolf Producer: Kimmie Lucas Editor: Tim Joyce Special Assistance: Ryan DiGiorgi Magic Tavern Logo: Allard Laban Theme Music: Andy Poland See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.

An evil couple talk about their relationship problems while trapped together in their cave. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Vokistra: Moujan Zolfaghari Telimpia:Seth Lind Mysterious Man: Tim Sniffen Producers: Arnie Niekamp, Matt Young, and Adal Rifai Post-Production Coordination: Garrett Schultz Earwolf Producer: Kimmie Lucas Editor: Garrett Schultz Special Assistance: Ryan DiGiorgi Magic Tavern Logo: Allard Laban Theme Music: Andy Poland See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.

The hosts accidentally encounter a terrifying and persnickety dragon. Credits Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Durp the Dragon: John Roderick Mysterious Man: Tim Sniffen Producers: Arnie Niekamp, Matt Young, and Adal Rifai Post-Production Coordination: Garrett Schultz Earwolf Producer: Kimmie Lucas Editor: Anna Havermann Special Assistance: Ryan DiGiorgi Magic Tavern Logo: Allard Laban Theme Music: Andy Poland See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.

An accidental encounter with Baron Ragoon leads to some new discoveries about the Shattering. Also, Chunt's voice changes. Credits Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Baron Ragoon: Chris Rathjen Mysterious Man: Tim Sniffen Producers: Arnie Niekamp, Matt Young, and Adal Rifai Post-Production Coordination: Garrett Schultz Earwolf Producer: Kimmie Lucas Editor: Sage G.C. Special Assistance: Ryan DiGiorgi Magic Tavern Logo: Allard Laban Theme Music: Andy Poland See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.

A traveling story singer needs help with her songs. Also Chunt might die. Credits Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Spirulina Jazzhands: Nicole Parker Mysterious Man: Tim Sniffen Producers: Arnie Niekamp, Matt Young, and Adal Rifai Post-Production Coordination: Garrett Schultz Earwolf Producer: Kimmie Lucas Editor: Stephen Dranger Special Assistance: Ryan DiGiorgi Magic Tavern Logo: Allard Laban Theme Music: Andy Poland See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.

We meet a doctor that dabbles in science and is very adamant that he is not mad. Credits Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Dr. Archibald N. Sane: Griffin Newman Mysterious Man: Tim Sniffen Producers: Arnie Niekamp, Matt Young, and Adal Rifai Post-Production Coordination: Garrett Schultz Earwolf Producer: Kimmie Lucas Editor: Chris Rathjen Special Assistance: Ryan DiGiorgi Magic Tavern Logo: Allard Laban Theme Music: Andy Poland See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.

A beautiful voice coming from a high tower sets off a complicated rescue plan. Credits Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Rapunsale: Laci Mosely Mysterious Man: Tim Sniffen Producers: Arnie Niekamp, Matt Young, and Adal Rifai Post-Production Coordination: Garrett Schultz Earwolf Producer: Kimmie Lucas Editor: Tim Joyce Special Assistance: Ryan DiGiorgi Magic Tavern Logo: Allard Laban Theme Music: Andy Poland See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.

We finally have a ranger on, and he has a complicated relationship with animal companions. Credits Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Karktur the Ranger: Chris Gethard Mysterious Man: Tim Sniffen Producers: Arnie Niekamp, Matt Young, and Adal Rifai Post-Production Coordination: Garrett Schultz Earwolf Producer: Kimmie Lucas Editor: Garrett Schultz Special Assistance: Ryan DiGiorgi Magic Tavern Logo: Allard Laban Theme Music: Andy Poland See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.

It's time to catch up on e-mails. And it's a descent into madness. Credits Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Talbot the Badger: Tugs the Badger Mysterious Man: Tim Sniffen Producers: Arnie Niekamp, Matt Young, and Adal Rifai Post-Production Coordination: Garrett Schultz Earwolf Producer: Kimmie Lucas Editor: Anna Havermann Special Assistance: Ryan DiGiorgi Magic Tavern Logo: Allard Laban Theme Music: Andy Poland See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.

We check in with Gianessa, the former Sheriff of Hogsface, who is trying to rebuild and running for office. Actually running for many offices. Credits Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Gianessa Relkorus: Dana Quercioli Talbot the Badger: Tugs the Badger Mysterious Man: Tim Sniffen Producers: Arnie Niekamp, Matt Young, and Adal Rifai Post-Production Coordination: Garrett Schultz Earwolf Producer: Kimmie Lucas Editor: Sage G.C. Special Assistance: Ryan DiGiorgi Magic Tavern Logo: Allard Laban Theme Music: Andy Poland See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.

A famous critic joins the podcast to talk about his strange relationship to the plays he reviews. Maybe he'll review the podcast! Credits Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Jarmaine the Critic: Edgar Momplaisir Talbot the Badger: Tugs the Badger Mysterious Man: Tim Sniffen Producers: Arnie Niekamp, Matt Young, and Adal Rifai Post-Production Coordination: Garrett Schultz Earwolf Producer: Kimmie Lucas Editor: Stephen Dranger Special Assistance: Ryan DiGiorgi Magic Tavern Logo: Allard Laban Theme Music: Andy Poland See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.

Arnie stumbles upon Castle Skullmaster and is surprised to find Activia Barleyfoot inside.   Credits Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Activia Barleyfoot: Tawny Newsome Talbot the Badger: Tugs the Badger Mysterious Man: Tim Sniffen Tricia: Kate James Producers: Arnie Niekamp, Matt Young, and Adal Rifai Post-Production Coordination: Garrett Schultz Earwolf Producer: Kimmie Lucas Editor: Chris Rathjen Special Assistance: Ryan DiGiorgi Magic Tavern Logo: Allard Laban Theme Music: Andy Poland See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.

Momo the mouse with human strength stops by Castle Skullmaster to introduce everyone to her new boyfriend. Credits Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Momo the Mouse: Erin Keif Tricia: Kate James Producers: Arnie Niekamp, Matt Young, and Adal Rifai Post-Production Coordination: Garrett Schultz Earwolf Producer: Kimmie Lucas Editor: Tim Joyce Special Assistance: Ryan DiGiorgi Magic Tavern Logo: Allard Laban Theme Music: Andy Poland See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.

Wictor is the head dungeon guard at Castle Skullmaster...and he's not happy about it! Credits Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Wictor: Bryan Safi Mysterious Man: Tim Sniffen Tricia: Kate James Producers: Arnie Niekamp, Matt Young, and Adal Rifai Post-Production Coordination: Garrett Schultz Earwolf Producer: Kimmie Lucas Editor: Garrett Schultz Special Assistance: Ryan DiGiorgi Magic Tavern Logo: Allard Laban Theme Music: Andy Poland See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.

We're trapped in a cell next to the familiar voice of the elf D’athaniel Quen’yarvin. Credits Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young D'athaniel Quen'yarvin: Tim Ryder Mysterious Man: Tim Sniffen Producers: Arnie Niekamp, Matt Young, and Adal Rifai Post-Production Coordination: Garrett Schultz Earwolf Producer: Kimmie Lucas Editor: Anna Havermann Special Assistance: Ryan DiGiorgi Magic Tavern Logo: Allard Laban Theme Music: Andy Poland See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.

Arnie, Chunt and Usidore spend some time getting used to being back together and practice talking to each other. Credits Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young D'athaniel Quen'yarvin: Tim Ryder Mysterious Man: Tim Sniffen Producers: Arnie Niekamp, Matt Young, and Adal Rifai Post-Production Coordination: Garrett Schultz Earwolf Producer: Kimmie Lucas Editor: Sage G.C. Special Assistance: Ryan DiGiorgi Magic Tavern Logo: Allard Laban Theme Music: Andy Poland See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.

We meet an angry boy that just might be Skullmaster's secret son. Credits Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Skullson Bastard : Greg Hess Mysterious Man: Tim Sniffen Producers: Arnie Niekamp, Matt Young, and Adal Rifai Post-Production Coordination: Garrett Schultz Earwolf Producer: Kimmie Lucas Editor: Stephen Dranger Special Assistance: Ryan DiGiorgi Magic Tavern Logo: Allard Laban Theme Music: Andy Poland See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.

Sweet Prince Vantis wakes up from a hundred year sleep. Then he freaks out. Credits Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Sweet Prince Vantis: Jason Mantzoukas Mysterious Man: Tim Sniffen Producers: Arnie Niekamp, Matt Young, and Adal Rifai Post-Production Coordination: Garrett Schultz Earwolf Producer: Kimmie Lucas Editor: Sage G.C. Special Assistance: Ryan DiGiorgi Magic Tavern Logo: Allard Laban Theme Music: Andy Poland See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.