CAL isn't working and Sam is ordered to keep a diary for her 'sanity', but there's something else lurking in the ship...

There's a small alien-bat-thing in the corner of Sam's ship... that's probably fine...

Why does CAL insist on trying to dissect Puck? How will Sam convince CAL to stop? And what happens when alien-bat-things eat coffee granules?

It's time to log those official reports... there's only one problem, to report the existence of Puck, or to hide it...

CAL takes the reigns in this, slightly shorter than usual, penultimate episode…

What will happen to Sam, CAL and Puck in this, the last episode of season one?

Diary of a Space Archivist is coming to London-town with 11 other great shows. Find us at MCMComicCon ST9 - and have a listen to this trailer for all of these great shows!

Season two is on its way. Promise. In the meantime enjoy this teaser trailer and check out the new voice aboard-ship, courtesy of the talented Helen Parsons!

Written and produced by Beccy Stirrup This episode was recorded live at Rebel Base Media Cast: Train Conductor: Beccy Stirrup; Julian: Chris Ratcliff; Donna: Izzy Hoedmaker; Bertram: Chirs Whitehead. Music by: https://freesound.org/people/Dvideoguy/ (Dvideoguy) Sound Effects (sourced via Freesound.org): Alien sounds: https://freesound.org/people/Lavinchi/ (Lavinchi) October 21st, 2017 Door shunking open and closed: https://freesound.org/people/neufv/ (neufv) June 9th, 2008 Lu taking off: "Spaceship Fly-by, A" by InspectorJ (http://www.jshaw.co.uk/ (www.jshaw.co.uk)) of http://freesound.org/ (Freesound.org) Alien ‘attack’: created with Cubase 5, sound effect by Tristan Lohengrin: https://www.tristanlohengrin.com/ (https://www.tristanlohengrin.com/) Space Ship stopping: https://freesound.org/people/IFartInUrGeneralDirection/ (IFartInUrGeneralDirection) July 31st, 2008 Breaking Lu: https://freesound.org/people/MAJ061785/ (MAJ061785) December 16th, 2009 Automatic window: https://freesound.org/people/kev_durr/ (kev_durr) June 30th, 2017 Pen writing: https://freesound.org/people/rivernile7/ (rivernile7) April 17th, 2014 Pen click: https://freesound.org/people/yaron_elh/ (yaron_elh) December 7th, 2009 Moon ambience: https://freesound.org/people/ERH/ (ERH) January 15th, 2008 Train whistle: https://freesound.org/people/the_toilet_guy/ (the_toilet_guy) June 11th, 2010 Train questioning:https://freesound.org/people/samhodg222/ (samhodg222) This podcast uses the following third-party services for analysis: Chartable - https://chartable.com/privacy Podcorn - https://podcorn.com/privacy

Diary of a Space Archivist Season two, teaser trailer two: CreditsWritten, produced and acted by Beccy Stirrup Music by https://itunes.apple.com/gb/album/ad-astra/1334019369 (Six Umbrellas) Sound effects from: https://freesound.org/people/JapanYoshiTheGamer/ (JapanYoshiTheGamer) This podcast uses the following third-party services for analysis: Chartable - https://chartable.com/privacy Podcorn - https://podcorn.com/privacy

Written and produced by Beccy Stirrup Cast Dr Theopolis: Rob Reed CAL, angry phone person and Sam: Beccy Stirrup Holly and Lorna: Shelley Firth Glen: Ed Parsons https://storytrails.co.uk/geekygirl-productions/diary-transcripts/ (Click here for episode transcript)SFX Intro/Outro music: Ad Astra by Six Umbrellas The ship launch: https://freesound.org/people/JapanYoshiTheGamer/ (JapanYoshiTheGamer) October 1st, 2016 Phone slamming down: https://freesound.org/people/FunWithSound/ (FunWithSound) September 30th, 2016 Lab ambience: https://freesound.org/people/Kinoton/ (Kinoton) August 31st, 2016 Bubbling to layer Lab ambience:https://freesound.org/people/jasonmchl/ (jasonmchl) June 16th, 2008 Machine-type-noise to layer lab ambience: https://freesound.org/people/Kittyboopictures/ (Kittyboopictures) March 31st, 2019 Bidi, bidi, bidi sound from: https://www.soundboard.com/sb/sound/52515 (https://www.soundboard.com/sb/sound/52515) Moving metal stuff: https://freesound.org/people/sacha-rush/ (sacha-rush) December 29th, 2018 CAL reboot: https://freesound.org/people/LittleRobotSoundFactory/ (LittleRobotSoundFactory) CAL reboot beeps: https://freesound.org/people/freedomfightervictor/ (freedomfightervictor)-00:08 https://freesound.org/people/freedomfightervictor/sounds/390531/ (Calculating.wav) Opening cupboard: https://freesound.org/people/arseniiv/ (arseniiv) February 14th, 2019 House ambience with ticking clock:https://freesound.org/people/nixeno/ (nixeno) January 21st, 2018 Warehouse ambience: https://freesound.org/people/reznik_Krkovicka/ (reznik_Krkovicka) June 19th,... This podcast uses the following third-party services for analysis: Chartable - https://chartable.com/privacy Podcorn - https://podcorn.com/privacy

Written and Produced by Beccy Stirrup Cast Sam was played by Beccy Stirrup Sam's mom was played by Helen Parsons https://storytrails.co.uk/geekygirl-productions/diary-transcripts/ (Episode Transcripts) References Intro/Outro music: Ad Astra by Six Umbrellas The ship launch: https://freesound.org/people/JapanYoshiTheGamer/ (JapanYoshiTheGamer) Space-ship Button: https://freesound.org/people/junggle/ (junggle);January 16th, 2007 http://profiles.google.com/jun66le (http://profiles.google.com/jun66le) Puck: Alienistcog https://freesound.org/people/alienistcog/ (https://freesound.org/people/alienistcog/) Ship ambience: https://freesound.org/people/nick121087/ (nick121087); April 20th, 2014 This podcast uses the following third-party services for analysis: Chartable - https://chartable.com/privacy Podcorn - https://podcorn.com/privacy

Written and Produced by Beccy Stirrup Cast Sam was played by Beccy Stirrup Sam's mom was played by Helen Parsons https://storytrails.co.uk/geekygirl-productions/diary-transcripts/ (Episode Transcripts) References Intro/Outro music: Ad Astra by Six Umbrellas The ship launch: https://freesound.org/people/JapanYoshiTheGamer/ (JapanYoshiTheGamer) Space-ship Button: https://freesound.org/people/junggle/ (junggle);January 16th, 2007, http://profiles.google.com/jun66le (http://profiles.google.com/jun66le) Puck: Alienistcog https://freesound.org/people/alienistcog/ (https://freesound.org/people/alienistcog/) Ship ambience: https://freesound.org/people/nick121087/ (nick121087); April 20th, 2014 CAL reboot: https://freesound.org/people/LittleRobotSoundFactory/ (LittleRobotSoundFactory) CAL destruction: https://freesound.org/people/tim.kahn/ (tim.kahn) This podcast uses the following third-party services for analysis: Chartable - https://chartable.com/privacy Podcorn - https://podcorn.com/privacy

This trailer has been made especially for google app listeners. Unfortunately when I moved my show across to a new service, google app folk were adversely affected. This was unintended and, until recently, I had no idea! I hope you’ll continue Sam’s inept journey through space with me by subscribing to the new feed! New Feedhttps://feeds.captivate.fm/space-archivist/ (https://feeds.captivate.fm/space-archivist/) New Websitehttps://space-archivist.captivate.fm/ (https://space-archivist.captivate.fm) This podcast uses the following third-party services for analysis: Chartable - https://chartable.com/privacy Podcorn - https://podcorn.com/privacy

Written and Produced by Beccy Stirrup Cast Sam was played by Beccy Stirrup Sam's mom was played by Helen Parsons https://storytrails.co.uk/geekygirl-productions/diary-transcripts/ (Episode Transcripts) References Lots of Puck aliens: https://freesound.org/people/alienistcog/packs/14873/ (tree-frogs-2014) » https://freesound.org/people/alienistcog/sounds/241976/ (2014-tree-frogs2-edit2.aiff), https://freesound.org/people/alienistcog/ (alienistcog), July 7th, 2014 Sounds of a struggle: https://freesound.org/people/leonelmail/sounds/427850/ (Foley Fight Moves Struggling) https://freesound.org/people/leonelmail/ (leonelmail), May 10th, 2018 Intro/Outro: Six Umbrellas Beep Start: JapanYoshiTheGamer Space-ship Button: https://freesound.org/people/junggle/ (junggle), January 16th, 2007: http://profiles.google.com/jun66le (http://profiles.google.com/jun66le) Puck: https://freesound.org/people/alienistcog/ (alienistcog), This podcast uses the following third-party services for analysis: Chartable - https://chartable.com/privacy Podcorn - https://podcorn.com/privacy

A mid-season trailer for Diary of a Space Archivist, season two. Written, produced and acted by Beccy Stirrup. With music by Six Umbrellas. This podcast uses the following third-party services for analysis: Chartable - https://chartable.com/privacy Podcorn - https://podcorn.com/privacy

A Geekygirl Production, written and produced by Beccy Stirrup Cast:Sam and CAL were played by Beccy Stirrup Reference List:Music: Ad Astra by Six Umbrellas 1. Ship docking!: https://freesound.org/people/thatjeffcarter/ (thatjeffcarter), October 6th, 2010 2. External door opening: https://freesound.org/people/primeval_polypod/ (primeval_polypod), May 26th, 2012, Several sounds edited together into that of a door opening or closing; Sources: http://www.freesound.org/people/Sruddi1/sounds/34880/ (http://www.freesound.org/people/Sruddi1/sounds/34880/) http://www.freesound.org/people/swelk/sounds/12907/ (http://www.freesound.org/people/swelk/sounds/12907/) http://www.freesound.org/people/swelk/sounds/12906/ (http://www.freesound.org/people/swelk/sounds/12906/) 3. Alien footsteps (which I’ve modified) – also used for Sam walking: https://freesound.org/people/Nox_Sound/ (Nox_Sound), November 1st, 2019 4. Lots of Puck aliens: https://freesound.org/people/alienistcog/packs/14873/ (tree-frogs-2014) » https://freesound.org/people/alienistcog/sounds/241976/ (2014-tree-frogs2-edit2.aiff) https://freesound.org/people/alienistcog/ (alienistcog) 5. Shoving: https://freesound.org/people/jjhouse4/ (jjhouse4), October 15th, 2013 1. Carrying: Sounds of a struggle: https://freesound.org/people/leonelmail/sounds/427850/ (Foley Fight Moves Struggling), https://freesound.org/people/leonelmail/ (leonelmail), May 10th, 2018 2. Flapping/flying: https://freesound.org/people/craigsmith/ (craigsmith), August 26th, 2018 3. Station ambience: https://freesound.org/people/DaveOfDefeat2248/ (DaveOfDefeat2248), September 27th, 2015 4. Space station door: https://freesound.org/people/neufv/ (neufv), June 9th, 2008, 5. Roaring alien: https://freesound.org/people/cylon8472/ (cylon8472), September 23rd, 2014 6. Angry alien chatter https://freesound.org/people/Headphaze/ (Headphaze), July 4th, 2012 7. Angry alien scream: https://freesound.org/people/Syna-Max/ (Syna-Max), October 22nd, 2008 8. Dragging metal object (CAL): https://freesound.org/people/DWOBoyle/ (DWOBoyle), February 18th, 2012 9. Sf interface: https://freesound.org/people/josepharaoh99/ (josepharaoh99), November 9th, 2016 10. Space button: https://freesound.org/people/GameAudio/ (GameAudio), February 22nd, 2014 11. https://freesound.org/people/ZvoolabAudio/ (ZvoolabAudio), January 9th, 2019 12. Angry alien judgement: https://freesound.org/people/quadraslayer/ (quadraslayer); August 4th, 2017 13. Angry alien roar: https://freesound.org/people/NicknameLarry/ (NicknameLarry), October 26th, 2019 14. Fixing CAL’s part: https://freesound.org/people/launemax/ (aunemax), September 27th, 2014 15. Angry chanting and space gavel: from Star Trek VI The Undiscovered Country This podcast uses the following third-party services for analysis: Chartable - https://chartable.com/privacy Podcorn - https://podcorn.com/privacy

A Geekygirl Production, written and produced by Beccy Stirrup Cast:Sam and CAL were played by Beccy Stirrup Reference List:Music: Ad Astra by Six Umbrellas CHRISTMAS BONUS episode: Flush: https://freesound.org/people/acclivity/ (acclivity), February 17th, 2009 Alien horde and Gavel: from Star Trek VI The Undiscovered Country Reboot/wake-up: JapanYoshiTheGamer Typing: Marco Luzi Walking: https://freesound.org/people/Nox_Sound/ (Nox_Sound), November 1st, 2019 Door: Space station door: https://freesound.org/people/neufv/ (neufv), June 9th, 2008, Station ambience: https://freesound.org/people/DaveOfDefeat2248/ (DaveOfDefeat2248), September 27th, 2015 Puck: https://freesound.org/people/alienistcog/sounds/241976/ (2014-tree-frogs2-edit2.aiff) https://freesound.org/people/alienistcog/ (alienistcog) Disclaimer: Ignorance Was Bliss Promo by Kate Wallinga (check out the show – it’s very good) Kate Wallinga @IWBpodcast website: http://iwbpodcast.com/ (iwbpodcast.com) This podcast uses the following third-party services for analysis: Chartable - https://chartable.com/privacy Podcorn - https://podcorn.com/privacy

A Geekygirl Production, written and produced by Beccy Stirrup Cast:Sam and CAL were played by Beccy Stirrup Reference List:Music: Ad Astra by Six Umbrellas This podcast uses the following third-party services for analysis: Chartable - https://chartable.com/privacy Podcorn - https://podcorn.com/privacy

Written and Produced by Beccy Stirrup CAST: Same and CAL played by Beccy Music: Ad Astra by Six Umbrellas Sound Effect: Flapping/flying: https://freesound.org/people/craigsmith/ (craigsmith), August 26th, 2018 Station ambience: https://freesound.org/people/DaveOfDefeat2248/ (DaveOfDefeat2248), September 27th, 2015 Space station door: https://freesound.org/people/neufv/ (neufv), June 9th, 2008, Roaring alien: https://freesound.org/people/cylon8472/ (cylon8472), September 23rd, 2014 Angry alien chatter https://freesound.org/people/Headphaze/ (Headphaze), July 4th, 2012 Angry alien scream: https://freesound.org/people/Syna-Max/ (Syna-Max), October 22nd, 2008 Angry alien judgement: https://freesound.org/people/quadraslayer/ (quadraslayer); August 4th, 2017 Angry alien roar: https://freesound.org/people/NicknameLarry/ (NicknameLarry), October 26th, 2019 Angry chanting and space gavel: from Star Trek VI The Undiscovered Country Space Alarm: https://freesound.org/people/Moistgoatman/ (Moistgoatman); March 22nd, 2015 Futuristic alarm: https://freesound.org/people/Azadaea/ (Azadaea); February 14th, 2017 This podcast uses the following third-party services for analysis: Chartable - https://chartable.com/privacy Podcorn - https://podcorn.com/privacy

Credits Written and produced by Beccy Stirrup © Rebecca Dye (nee Stirrup) 2020. All Rights Reserved. Sam, CAL and the unnamed lacky aboard The Discoverer were played by Beccy. Sam's mom was played by Helen Parsons Music: Ad Astra by Six Umbrellas Promo: Moon Base Theta Out SFX: Running: Woman running: https://freesound.org/people/bulbastre/ (bulbastre); August 30th, 2010 Ship Ambience: Ship docking!: https://freesound.org/people/thatjeffcarter/ (thatjeffcarter), October 6th, 2010 External door opening: https://freesound.org/people/primeval_polypod/ (primeval_polypod), May 26th, 2012 Typing: Marco Luzi Walking: https://freesound.org/people/Nox_Sound/ (Nox_Sound), November 1st, 2019 Flapping/flying: https://freesound.org/people/craigsmith/ (craigsmith), August 26th, 2018 Station ambience: https://freesound.org/people/DaveOfDefeat2248/ (DaveOfDefeat2248), September 27th, 2015 Space station door: https://freesound.org/people/neufv/ (neufv), June 9th, 2008, Angry alien chatter https://freesound.org/people/Headphaze/ (Headphaze), July 4th, 2012 Angry chanting: from Star Trek VI The Undiscovered Country Space Alarm: https://freesound.org/people/Moistgoatman/ (Moistgoatman); March 22nd, 2015 Futuristic alarm: https://freesound.org/people/Azadaea/ (Azadaea); February 14th, 2017 Puck: https://freesound.org/people/alienistcog/sounds/241976/ (2014-tree-frogs2-edit2.aiff) https://freesound.org/people/alienistcog/ (alienistcog) Space-ship Button: https://freesound.org/people/junggle/ (junggle); January 16th, 2007 Hailing sound: Comms On/off: This podcast uses the following third-party services for analysis: Chartable - https://chartable.com/privacy Podcorn - https://podcorn.com/privacy

Written, acted and produced by Beccy Stirrup Featuring the track, 'Ad Astra' by Six Umbrellas This podcast uses the following third-party services for analysis: Chartable - https://chartable.com/privacy Podcorn - https://podcorn.com/privacy

Credits Written and produced by Beccy Stirrup © Rebecca Dye (nee Stirrup) 2020. All Rights Reserved. Sam and CAL were played by Beccy. Music: Ad Astra by Six Umbrellas SFX: The ship launch: https://freesound.org/people/JapanYoshiTheGamer/ (JapanYoshiTheGamer); October 1st, 2016 Typing: Marco Luzi Ship ambience: https://freesound.org/people/nick121087/ (nick121087) CAL reboot beeps: https://freesound.org/people/freedomfightervictor/ (freedomfightervictor);https://freesound.org/people/freedomfightervictor/sounds/390531/ (Calculating.wav) This podcast uses the following third-party services for analysis: Chartable - https://chartable.com/privacy Podcorn - https://podcorn.com/privacy

Just checking-in and giving Fiction Podcast Weekly a shout-out! Sounds Music: Ad Astra by Six Umbrellas The ship launch: https://freesound.org/people/JapanYoshiTheGamer/ (JapanYoshiTheGamer); October 1st, 2016 References to: https://www.google.com/search?client=safariandrls=enandq=fiction+podcast+weeklyandie=UTF-8andoe=UTF-8 (Fiction Podcast Weekly) https://storytrails.co.uk/podcast/ (Story Trails) This podcast uses the following third-party services for analysis: Chartable - https://chartable.com/privacy Podcorn - https://podcorn.com/privacy

Written and Produced by Beccy Stirrup Cast Sam and CAL were played by Beccy Stirrup https://storytrails.co.uk/geekygirl-productions/diary-transcripts/ (Episode Transcripts) References Intro/Outro: Ad Astra by Six Umbrellas Beep Start: JapanYoshiTheGamer Space-ship Button: https://freesound.org/people/junggle/ (junggle), January 16th, 2007: http://profiles.google.com/jun66le (http://profiles.google.com/jun66le) Puck: https://freesound.org/people/alienistcog/ (alienistcog), Promo The wonderful promo was from https://www.podchaser.com/podcasts/sidequesting-915665 (Sidequesting) This podcast uses the following third-party services for analysis: Chartable - https://chartable.com/privacy Podcorn - https://podcorn.com/privacy

A puckmaren and an archivist walk into the Oz9... This podcast uses the following third-party services for analysis: Chartable - https://chartable.com/privacy Podcorn - https://podcorn.com/privacy