2.4 How to Win Friends and Assimilate People

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Oblivity

Season: 2 Episode: 4

Published on Dec 7th at 5:00am

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204: How to Win Friends and Assimilate People

Cast

Commander Falconer - Cate Nunn

First Officer Christy - Hannah Wilmshurst

Officer Burney - Max Windich

Officer Lowell - Ashley Hunt

Orpheus: Guy Grimsley

Commander Mink: Clare Denton

Officer Banks: Rachel Wilmshurst

First Lieutenant Adams: Ashley Harvey

Webb: Jessica Reilly

Turnbull: James Reilly

Abigail: Tom Ashton

MassageBot: Joe Carr

Jasper: Rob Stringer

Networkers (in no particular order): Martin Payne; Kate Onyett; Lou Sutcliffe; Colin Goodlad; Tal Minear; Bradley Jordan; Paul Stafford Allen; Matt Boothman; Caroline Mincks; Hammad Razzak; Fiona Thraille; Alan Snowden; Robin Johnson; Glenda Villamar; Wojciech Edward Matras; Robin Howell; Tom; Pauline Goodlad and partner; J Henry; Karim Kronfli; Mark Frostick; Chris Douglass; David Kalsow

Creative

Created by Rob Stringer

Sound by Joe Carr

Original music by Tom Ashton

Caution

This episode contains discussion of warfare. Listener discretion is advised.

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