Songs from the Sadlands: I can't spell Mephistopheles

Spooning in the Apocalypse

Published on Jan 7th at 12:00am

WSPN presents midseason episode two of our new series "Songs from the Sadlands: In world songs from out of the world bands." Presenting some of our favorite artist making songs set in our world. A new song every week for 3 weeks.

Our second artist is: We are Makers.
"We are Ryan and Chelsea Maker. We are a married couple that's been playing music together pretty much since we met. We are lead vocalists/guitar&keys for the T.R.O.C.K. sensation Legs Nose Robinson, write and perform vocals via the internet with the electronic dance ensemble BitterPants, as well as perform in a five piece rock band called Illy and the Spells."

Song: I can't spell Mephistopheles

Spooning in the Apocalypse, season 3, coming March 16th 2020

Lyrics Below

I can’t stop poppin’ babies out my fun hole

Even though I fixed that long ago

Well I had a hysterectomy 

but those demons keep coming outta me

I’m a hell mouth girl born and raised ya know

Well I do have me a type when it comes to males

It ain’t no dealbreaker if he’s horns or a tail

I’m sucker for a compliment

And A Forked tongue has its benefits

I feel pretty and shiny like he’s drinkin’ from the holy grail

Well my name sure ain’t Rosemary

And I can’t spell Mephistopheles

But mother of all he crowned me at brimstone

Now Their daddy ain’t no angel he comes and goes

He just teaches them the fun stuff like mind control

When I try to give’em a switch

I wind up makin’ a sandwich 

Back to burning another batch of clothes

When I asked his name he first replied in laughter

He said, “There’s too many to say” so I guess it don’t really matter

And though he keeps on askin’ me

I’ll be damned if he gets custody

And the irony is I’ve been damned since I met that bastard

Well my name sure ain’t Rosemary

And I can’t spell Mephistopheles

But mother of all he crowned me at brimstone