This Ostium File was written and produced by Alex C. Telander It was performed by Alanna Fox. The music was composed by Chris Fletcher. If you enjoyed this Ostium File, you might consider becoming a patron at patreon.com/ostiumpodcast. For as little as $2 a month, you gain access to lots of bonus material like outtakes, more Ostium Files like this one, the Welcome to Your Door series of Ostium vignettes, the Behind the Ostium behind the scenes series, and your very own door number. At the $5 level we’ll send you a cool Ostium sticker. At the $10 level you’ll get access to new episodes of Ostium a whole week sooner. So why not consider becoming a patron at patreon.com/ostiumpodcast. In two weeks I’ll be releasing the super-cut of Season 3 in three parts, much like I did for Seasons One and Two last summer. And that should get you all caught up for the start of Season 4 in April. Thanks for listening and see you in two weeks!