Hello gorgeous creeps. My name is Piano Teeth. The bleach sodden, skinless storyteller, and the voice inside your head. Thank you for having me.
Roll-up! Roll-up! In this week's marvelous eargasm we journey to Hector's Circus and meet its eponymous, machiavellian, black-clad, Ringmaster. Hector always puts on a good show and tonight's entertainment involves a viscous boxing match between two men dressed as a Mummy & Baby. The crowd loves it. You will love it. So sit back, grab the bleach, put me in your mind and join me on this fantastical tale. Featuring murderous clowns, a zebra, boxing, bearded ladies, conjoined twins, a chimpanzee, nunchucks, and of course love. Enjoy. Like. Subscribe. Share. Scum.
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Created by Piano Teeth
Sound Design by Matteo Musetti (@4get2eat)
Artwork by Chris R. Wright (@chrisrwright)
Internet by Sir Tim Berners-Lee
Bleach Martini's by Jasper