High Fantasy. High culture. Low attendance. For the staff of the Rivercliffe Museum of Mostly Natural Histories, the only thing harder than finding new patrons is suffering each other.

It's a big day for the Rivercliffe Museum of Mostly Natural Histories! The curator is ready and eager to lead new attendees on an exciting journey of education and discovery, but a powerful and unexpected visitor has arrived at the front gate with his ...

Several weeks have passed since the museum invasion, yet the staff's head researcher, Edmund Nodd, still refuses to accept the new exhibit. His frustration and anger are making him even less tolerable than usual,

The museum's lone legal representative, Malison Almagus, enjoys her reputation as the most unflappable member of the staff, but her self-assurance is about to be tested by the sudden return of a former rival with a decade-old vendetta...

Josephine is perfectly content in the museum's menagerie, hidden among its terrifying roster of ravenous, killer beasts...but when an old flame rides into town on a VERY loud horse with a monstrous discovery in tow,

Abraxas, the museum's cantankerous security agent, is so lost in his own war stories that he has a hard time knowing which era he's in. Good thing his least favorite holiday has arrived to yank him back to the present, right?

Nick's got problems, man. He's already cursed to be the museum janitor for the next several hundred years. A sudden stumble into a second, anatomically oriented curse means he might be up all night, figuratively and literally. Oh,

It's a big day for the Rivercliffe Office of Unemployment! The dedicated Job Placement Sean and his assistant Sam have grown quite adept at helping Rivercliffe citizens land their dream gigs, but the enormous line of eager,

Curator. Director. Manager. Marwood is an elf who takes his overlapping jobs very seriously—so seriously, in fact, that he rarely leaves his precious museum. He'd be content to stay forever, but an emergency back home might finally force him to leave i...

After a series of divisive escapades, the staff of the Rivercliffe Museum of Mostly Natural Histories has (finally) gathered together to (mostly) unite towards a common goal: pass the city's annual thaumatic inspection!

Rivercliffe has been hit by a sub-zero cold snap, but you'd hardly notice in the museum. Staff tempers are flaring up and arguments are growing so heated that it's no wonder when Nick actually takes Abraxas's bait and agrees to fix the furnace.

It has come to the attention of the management of the Rivercliffe Museum of Mostly Natural Histories that MOST of the staff knows absolutely NOTHING about basic world history. You can see the problem, surely. As such,

With the Tour Golem on lockdown and the mysteries piling up, the museum staff splits the party (oh, you fools) to seek answers before the other, heavily implied, world-ending boot drops. For their sake AND ours,

Forces clash. Tables turn. Things end. Episode 12 of DARK AGES features… Alan Moore as The Dark Lord, Edmund and the Cackling DemonsBrandon Kraemer as Nick, Security Camden, Goblin General, and Goblin EnriqueBrittany Michel as Josephine and G...

The curtain is pulled back and our pants are down. Enjoy an entire season's worth of gaffes and stumbles, humbly presented for your listening delight! Thanks for listening! This reel features... Alan MooreBrandon KraemerBrittany MichelDana Sw...