Best In Galaxy

"Best In Galaxy" Podcast
The award-winning, anarchic, utterly accessible, soon to be a novel and audiobook comedy sci-fi, set in a universe where everything's as crap as it is on Earth. Sign up to our mailing list on our website for loads of exciting news about our forthcoming nonsense!


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*** SIGN UP TO OUR MAILING LIST FOR INFO ABOUT OUR FORTHCOMING TRILOGY OF NOVELS AND AUDIOBOOKS ON THE HOMEPAGE OF WWW.BESTINGALAXY.COM *** S01 - Episode 01 - Cloud City The first episode of a brand new unofficial Star Wars podcast, broadcasting live from a different location in the Star Wars galaxy in every episode, hosted by Patch Hyde and Mark Restuccia. This week Live from The Lazy Gundark in Cloud City we have comedian Laurence Owen joining us, plus stand-up from R5-D4, who will be performing an excerpt from his Hoth Fringe Festival Show 'Bad Motivator'. Also joining us will be retired Stormtrooper TK-127, infamous for those immortal words 'Look sir - droids.' Don’t forget to follow us on Twitter, Instagram and Facebook @bestingalaxy for up to the minute news on releases and other absolute nonsense! This is a free parody podcast, not affiliated to Star Wars and done just for fun cos we just love Star Wars!

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*** SIGN UP TO OUR MAILING LIST FOR INFO ABOUT OUR FORTHCOMING TRILOGY OF NOVELS AND AUDIOBOOKS ON THE HOMEPAGE OF WWW.BESTINGALAXY.COM *** S01 - Episode 2 - Mos Eisley The brand new unofficial Star Wars podcast, broadcasting live from a different location in the Star Wars galaxy in every episode, hosted by inter-galactic podcasters Patch and Stooch. This week the boys arrive in Mos Eisley via a Dewback safari. They're joined by comedian Matthew Highton, have stand up from controversial Empire snitch turned comic Garindan and an exclusive interview with Dr. Cornelius Evazan about 'that' scuffle in the cantina all those years ago. Plus they run into the lead weight around their necks - TK-127. Don’t forget to follow us on Twitter, Instagram and Facebook @bestingalaxy for up to the minute news on releases and other absolute nonsense! This is a free parody podcast, not affiliated to Star Wars and done just for fun cos we just love Star Wars!

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*** SIGN UP TO OUR MAILING LIST FOR INFO ABOUT OUR FORTHCOMING TRILOGY OF NOVELS AND AUDIOBOOKS ON THE HOMEPAGE OF WWW.BESTINGALAXY.COM *** S01 - Episode 03 - Max Rebo's Palace (formerly Jabba's Palace). This week we have comedian Olaf Falafel joining us for a chat, plus stand-up from Gamorrean Gary. We'll also be interviewing comedy legend Salacious B. Crumb and we'll no doubt be joined by one or two other guests.. some welcome, some not so much.. Don’t forget to follow us on Twitter, Instagram and Facebook @bestingalaxy for up to the minute news on releases and other absolute nonsense! This is a free parody podcast, not affiliated to Star Wars and done just for fun cos we just love Star Wars!

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*** SIGN UP TO OUR MAILING LIST FOR INFO ABOUT OUR FORTHCOMING TRILOGY OF NOVELS AND AUDIOBOOKS ON THE HOMEPAGE OF WWW.BESTINGALAXY.COM *** S01 - Episode 04 - Death Star 3 This week we're joined by comedian Paul F. Taylor, along with standup from sketch duo Guns Ho! (4-Lom and Zuckuss). We're also joined by Jimmy P. Tarkin, the great grandson of Governor Moff Tarkin and Death Star janitor Ol' Joe pops in for an impromptu chinwag. Don’t forget to follow us on Twitter, Instagram and Facebook @bestingalaxy for up to the minute news on releases and other absolute nonsense! This is a free parody podcast, not affiliated to Star Wars and done just for fun cos we just love Star Wars!

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*** SIGN UP TO OUR MAILING LIST FOR INFO ABOUT OUR FORTHCOMING TRILOGY OF NOVELS AND AUDIOBOOKS ON THE HOMEPAGE OF WWW.BESTINGALAXY.COM *** S01 - Episode 05 - Endor After another mind boggling error by TK-127, we've ended up in Endor for Ep 5, joined by comedian Joseph Wilson and an amazing surprise guest joining us via comlink. Also stand-up from Droid Chubby Brown and Salacious B. Crumb drops in again unfortunately. Don’t forget to follow us on Twitter, Instagram and Facebook @bestingalaxy for up to the minute news on releases and other absolute nonsense! This is a free parody podcast, not affiliated to Star Wars and done just for fun cos we just love Star Wars!

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*** SIGN UP TO OUR MAILING LIST FOR INFO ABOUT OUR FORTHCOMING TRILOGY OF NOVELS AND AUDIOBOOKS ON THE HOMEPAGE OF WWW.BESTINGALAXY.COM *** S01 - Episode 06 - The Hoth Fringe Special (Part 1 of 2) Part 1 of our Season finale takes us to the Hoth Fringe, where we warm up to the tense nominations to find the best comedians in the galaxy. We meet a scathing reviewer and bump into a few friends, plus of course TK-127 and Salacious B. Crumb. Part 2 will be released on July 21st and will include an exclusive performance from Wookie comedy legend - Michael Chewbackintyre! Don’t forget to follow us on Twitter, Instagram and Facebook @bestingalaxy for up to the minute news on releases and other absolute nonsense! This is a free parody podcast, not affiliated to Star Wars and done just for fun cos we just love Star Wars!

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***** SIGN UP TO OUR MAILING LIST FOR INFO ABOUT OUR FORTHCOMING TRILOGY OF NOVELS AND AUDIOBOOKS ON THE HOMEPAGE OF WWW.BESTINGALAXY.COM ***** S01 - Episode 07 - The Hoth Fringe Special (Part 2 of 2) The long-awaited season 1 finale is here! We find out the winners of the Hoth Fringe comedy awards. Salacious B Crumb causes havoc at the awards ceremony, we get an exclusive performance of stand-up from Wookie comedy legend Michael Chewbackintyre and we're joined by Earth comedians Neil Cole, Paul F Taylor and Laurence Owen before the whole podcast descends into complete chaos. We'll be releasing 2 x 'Best of Season 1' specials throughout August and look out for our Season 2 trailers as well. Season 2 will be with you in September and will be more nonsense than you could possibly imagine with new and old characters and guest hosts! Don’t forget to follow us on Twitter, Instagram and Facebook @bestingalaxy for up to the minute news on releases and other absolute nonsense! This is a free parody podcast, not affiliated to Star Wars and done just for fun cos we just love Star Wars!

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*** SIGN UP TO OUR MAILING LIST FOR INFO ABOUT OUR FORTHCOMING TRILOGY OF NOVELS AND AUDIOBOOKS ON THE HOMEPAGE OF WWW.BESTINGALAXY.COM *** Here's the first teaser trailer of 5 for Season 2 of The Star Wars Best in Galaxy Podcast! The only Star Wars parody sitcom podcast around! After saving the Hoth Fringe from Palpatine Brockley Hall then being blamed for blowing up the Awards Venue, Patch and Stooch are sent packing to the Dagobah system to search out someone to train them in the art of podcasting. Meanwhile, Salacious B. Crumb offers to look after their podcasting equipment. Oh dear lord. Season 2 will be coming to you early September 2016. This is a free parody podcast, not affiliated to Star Wars and done just for fun cos we just love Star Wars! The Best of Season 1 - Part 1 will also be released this week! Don’t forget to follow us on Twitter, Instagram and Facebook @bestingalaxy for up to the minute news on releases and other absolute nonsense!

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*** SIGN UP TO OUR MAILING LIST FOR INFO ABOUT OUR FORTHCOMING TRILOGY OF NOVELS AND AUDIOBOOKS ON THE HOMEPAGE OF WWW.BESTINGALAXY.COM *** Welcome to the best bits of Season 1! Here are the best bits of Episodes 1 to 3. We've cut the chat and given you 100% silly for these two specials - the perfect way to absorb yourself in our self-penned expanded Star Wars universe! We'll be releasing teaser trailers for Season 2 all throughout August and the new season will kick off in September. Also look out for Part 2 of the Best of Season 1 coming to you on August 18th. Special thanks to Laurence Owen, Matthew Highton and Olaf Falafel for being podcast legends on these episodes! Don’t forget to follow us on Twitter, Instagram and Facebook @bestingalaxy for up to the minute news on releases and other absolute nonsense! This is a free parody podcast, not affiliated to Star Wars and done just for fun cos we just love Star Wars!

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*** SIGN UP TO OUR MAILING LIST FOR INFO ABOUT OUR FORTHCOMING TRILOGY OF NOVELS AND AUDIOBOOKS ON THE HOMEPAGE OF WWW.BESTINGALAXY.COM *** Patch & Stooch go off to Dagobah to seek an oracle to train them in the ancient art of podcasting, but realise they forgot to ask Salicious B. Crumb who it was they were actually looking for..* We'll be dropping a teaser trailer every Monday throughout August and will be releasing the Best of Season 1 - Part 2 on Tuesday 16th August. Season 2 is coming to you in early September and will be ridiculous. We promise. If you love the podcast, please leave us a review on iTunes and we will love you forever… Don’t forget to follow us on Twitter, Instagram and Facebook @bestingalaxy for up to the minute news on releases and other absolute nonsense! *features new character This is a free parody podcast, not affiliated to Star Wars and done just for fun cos we just love Star Wars!

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*** SIGN UP TO OUR MAILING LIST FOR INFO ABOUT OUR FORTHCOMING TRILOGY OF NOVELS AND AUDIOBOOKS ON THE HOMEPAGE OF WWW.BESTINGALAXY.COM *** In the last teaser trailer, our heroes travelled to Dagobah and found Yoda's cousin - Skoda. He attempts to train Patch and Stooch in the ancient art of podcasting, but something terrifying awaits them in the cave of doom as their worst fears are realised. We'll be dropping a teaser trailer every Monday throughout August and will be releasing the Best of Season 1 - Part 2 on Tuesday 16th August. Season 2 is coming to you in early September and will be ridiculous. We promise. If you love the podcast, please leave us a review on iTunes and we will love you forever… Don’t forget to follow us on Twitter, Instagram and Facebook @bestingalaxy for up to the minute news on releases and other absolute nonsense! This is a free parody podcast, not affiliated to Star Wars and done just for fun cos we just love Star Wars!

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*** SIGN UP TO OUR MAILING LIST FOR INFO ABOUT OUR FORTHCOMING TRILOGY OF NOVELS AND AUDIOBOOKS ON THE HOMEPAGE OF WWW.BESTINGALAXY.COM *** Welcome to the best bits of Season 1 - part deux! Here are the best bits of Episodes 4 & 5. We've cut the chat and given you 100% silly for the second of two specials - the perfect way to absorb yourself in our self-penned expanded Star Wars universe! We'll be releasing two more teaser trailers for Season 2 every monday for the rest of August and the new season will kick off in September. Special thanks to Paul F Taylor and Joseph Wilson for being podcast legends on these episodes! Don’t forget to follow us on Twitter, Instagram and Facebook @bestingalaxy for up to the minute news on releases and other absolute nonsense! This is a free parody podcast, not affiliated to Star Wars and done just for fun cos we just love Star Wars!

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*** SIGN UP TO OUR MAILING LIST FOR INFO ABOUT OUR FORTHCOMING TRILOGY OF NOVELS AND AUDIOBOOKS ON THE HOMEPAGE OF WWW.BESTINGALAXY.COM *** After Patch & Stooch's experience in the Dagobah cave, their worst fears were realised - Salacious B Crumb has taken over the airwaves, using their podcast equipment to host a late night talk show. We'll be dropping the last teaser trailer next Monday and then a teaser compilation the week after to get you in the mood for Season 2! Season 2 is coming to you in early September and will be ridiculous. We apologise in advance. If you love the podcast, please leave us a review on iTunes and we will love you forever… Don’t forget to follow us on Twitter, Instagram and Facebook @bestingalaxy for up to the minute news on releases and other absolute nonsense! This is a free parody podcast, not affiliated to Star Wars and done just for fun cos we just love Star Wars!

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*** SIGN UP TO OUR MAILING LIST FOR INFO ABOUT OUR FORTHCOMING TRILOGY OF NOVELS AND AUDIOBOOKS ON THE HOMEPAGE OF WWW.BESTINGALAXY.COM *** The final teaser trailer for Season 2 has landed! The boys have decided to put themselves into exile and after a bumpy ride to Ahch-To in Mickey the Mandalorian's Ryan X-Wing charter flight, they meet Luke Skywalker. After meeting the big man, Patch and Stooch then decide how to spend their time in Season 2.. Contains mild breakdown. Next Monday we'll be releasing a compilation of all five Season 2 teaser trailers, then after that.. the log awaited Season 2. Don’t forget to follow us on Twitter, Instagram and Facebook @bestingalaxy for up to the minute news on releases and other absolute nonsense! This is a free parody podcast, not affiliated to Star Wars and done just for fun cos we just love Star Wars!

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*** SIGN UP TO OUR MAILING LIST FOR INFO ABOUT OUR FORTHCOMING TRILOGY OF NOVELS AND AUDIOBOOKS ON THE HOMEPAGE OF WWW.BESTINGALAXY.COM *** Oh hello there… What's all this then? Well this is the best place to start before you tuck into Season 2. Season 2 is where the greatest Star Wars based sitcom adventure of all time starts and will set you up for a hilarious journey to meet at least 30 wonderful characters that you'll love! It's a compilation of all five Season 2 teaser trailers to save you clicking all over the shop. In fact it'll save you at least four clicks. Anyway, enjoy the story that leads up to the nonsense that'll turn into season two of the Star Wars Best in Galaxy podcast - the only Star Wars based sitcom in the galaxy! Big love, Patch and Stooch This is a free parody podcast, not affiliated to Star Wars and done just for fun cos we just love Star Wars!

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*** SIGN UP TO OUR MAILING LIST FOR INFO ABOUT OUR FORTHCOMING TRILOGY OF NOVELS AND AUDIOBOOKS ON THE HOMEPAGE OF WWW.BESTINGALAXY.COM *** We're back! The only improvised unofficial Star Wars based parody sitcom podcast that accidentally kills off its fans within an episode! This week Patch and Stooch are back on Bespin looking for work when they stumble across two available positions for Bespin Security Guards and an old friend gets himself in a bit of a pickle when the First Order arrive. Includes all of your favourite characters plus some new ones that we know you'll love! The Cast: Patch (Mickey the Mandalorian, Bespin Administrator Resinous Flambéous, Roshan Toraans, TK-127, Random Podcaster, Salacious B Crumb, Bossk, Boba Fett) Stooch (Span Drezills, Dr. Cornelius Evazan, Jimmy P Tarkin, Malicious P Crumb, Ma Crumb, Qui Gok Wan, The Emperor) Don’t forget to follow us on Twitter, Instagram and Facebook @bestingalaxy for up to the minute news on releases and other absolute nonsense! This is a free parody podcast, not affiliated to Star Wars and done just for fun cos we just love Star Wars!

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*** SIGN UP TO OUR MAILING LIST FOR INFO ABOUT OUR FORTHCOMING TRILOGY OF NOVELS AND AUDIOBOOKS ON THE HOMEPAGE OF WWW.BESTINGALAXY.COM *** S02 Ep2 of the only improvised unofficial Star Wars based parody sitcom podcast in the galaxy! With their 'friend' TK-127's life in danger with the First Order, Patch and Stooch attempt to train as Bounty Hunters to acquire the skills to rescue him. The lads jet off to Tatooine in an attempt to rescue Boba Fett from the almighty Sarlacc so that he can train them. What could possibly go wrong? Oh and they've got a new droid. The Cast: Patch ( Salacious B Crumb, Mr. Bossk, Boba Fett, Coruscant's Got Talent host, The Great Naboo Bake Off host) Stooch (C4-D7, Span Drezills, Watto, Dengar) Written, performed and produced by Patch Hyde & Mark Restuccia. Sound edit & mix - Mark Restuccia. Don’t forget to follow us on Twitter, Instagram and Facebook @bestingalaxy for up to the minute news on releases and other absolute nonsense! This is a free parody podcast, not affiliated to Star Wars and done just for fun cos we just love Star Wars!

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*** SIGN UP TO OUR MAILING LIST FOR INFO ABOUT OUR FORTHCOMING TRILOGY OF NOVELS AND AUDIOBOOKS ON THE HOMEPAGE OF WWW.BESTINGALAXY.COM *** All you folks are always saying how much you love the adverts, so to celebrate us almost coming to the halfway point of Season 2, we thought we'd give you a little old treat in the form of a podcast containing just the adverts from Season 1. BUY OUR STUFF! Only jokes. They're not real.. Remember? I know, I know. We are too good to you, right? Don’t forget to follow us on Twitter, Instagram and Facebook @bestingalaxy for up to the minute news on releases and other absolute nonsense! This is a free parody podcast, not affiliated to Star Wars and done just for fun cos we just love Star Wars!

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*** SIGN UP TO OUR MAILING LIST FOR INFO ABOUT OUR FORTHCOMING TRILOGY OF NOVELS AND AUDIOBOOKS ON THE HOMEPAGE OF WWW.BESTINGALAXY.COM *** S02 Ep 3 of the only improvised unofficial Star Wars based parody sitcom podcast in the galaxy! This week, Patch and Stooch try to hunt down their first bounty, revealed to them as their friend - the unpredictable Mickey the Mandalorian. They track him down to a remote desert planet, where they bump into an old friend - the best janitor in the galaxy - Ol'Joe. This episode features nerf herdin', moof milking and a gunfight. Oh and they almost find out who Snoke is. The Cast: Patch (Mr. Bossky, Corey Galal, TK-127) Stooch (C4-D7, Span Drezills, Watto, Hutt Vs Food host, A Place in the Two Suns host) Special Guest Paul F. Taylor (Ol' Joe, Genga the Hutt) Also, we write in 2 Twitter followers per episode. This week: @Cnj4ever and @hoomhom get the SWBIG treatment. Sorry guys. Tweet us to be in the next episode! Written, performed and produced by Patch Hyde & Mark Restuccia. Sound edit & mix - Mark Restuccia. Don’t forget to follow us on Twitter, Instagram and Facebook @bestingalaxy for up to the minute news on releases and other absolute nonsense! This is a free parody podcast, not affiliated to Star Wars and done just for fun cos we just love Star Wars!

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*** SIGN UP TO OUR MAILING LIST FOR INFO ABOUT OUR FORTHCOMING TRILOGY OF NOVELS AND AUDIOBOOKS ON THE HOMEPAGE OF WWW.BESTINGALAXY.COM *** S02 E04 of the only improvised unofficial Star Wars based parody sitcom podcast in the galaxy!! The first of an epic two-parter – Bossky’s 11! Patch and Stooch turn to Mr. Bossky for help in assembling a crack command team to help rescue TK-127, who is frozen in carbonite at the formidable Galaxy Killer Galaxy Base – a base the size of an actual galaxy, commanded by the fearsome General Beers. What could go wrong? The Cast: Patch (Mr. Bossky, Salacious B. Crumb, Deris Vondivd, Mickey the Mandalorian.) Stooch (C4-D7, Dengar, Span Drezills, Galaxy Killer Galaxy Base receptionist, Spacecop, Kamino Cloner.) And feat. special guest Paul F. Taylor as General Beers. Don’t forget to follow us on Twitter, Instagram and Facebook @bestingalaxy for up to the minute news on releases and other absolute nonsense! This is a free parody podcast, not affiliated to Star Wars and done just for fun cos we just love Star Wars!

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*** SIGN UP TO OUR MAILING LIST FOR INFO ABOUT OUR FORTHCOMING TRILOGY OF NOVELS AND AUDIOBOOKS ON THE HOMEPAGE OF WWW.BESTINGALAXY.COM *** S02 E04 (part 2) of the only improvised unofficial Star Wars based parody sitcom podcast in the galaxy!! The conclusion of an epic two-parter – Bossky’s 11! The crack team have made their way into the Galaxy Killer Galaxy Base disguised as Dianoga Pest Control men and one member of the squad as a sexy lizard woman. It’s crunch time as the team attempt to put their plan to rescue TK-127 into action. Did they get there in time to save him? Will they get TK out if they were indeed in time? How will they get past General Beers? Will they escape, even if they get past General Beers and rescue TK? Find out right now by listening to Part 2 of the epic ‘Bossky’s 11’! Patch (Mr. Bossky, Salacious B. Crumb, Deris Vondivd, Mickey the Mandalorian.) Stooch (C4-D7, Dengar, Span Drezills, Galaxy Killer Galaxy Base receptionist, Kamino Cloner.) And feat. special guest Paul F. Taylor as General Beers & Ol' Joe. Check us out on iTunes or Audioboom on the link below.. It’s the best kept secret in the Star Wars podcast world. Don’t forget to follow us on Twitter, Instagram and Facebook @bestingalaxy for up to the minute news on releases and other absolute nonsense! This is a free parody podcast, not affiliated to Star Wars and done just for fun cos we just love Star Wars!

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*** SIGN UP TO OUR MAILING LIST FOR INFO ABOUT OUR FORTHCOMING TRILOGY OF NOVELS AND AUDIOBOOKS ON THE HOMEPAGE OF WWW.BESTINGALAXY.COM *** S02 Ep05 of the only improvised unofficial Star Wars based parody sitcom podcast in the galaxy! Having successfully rescued TK-127 from the Galaxy Killer Galaxy Base and outwitting General Beers and the rest of the First Order, the lads attempt to defrost their friend from his carbonite tomb and learn a deadly secret about an imminent attack that could destroy everything - including Star Wars. There's only one thing for Patch and Stooch to do: find a qualified Jedi instructor to train them up so that they can put a stop to the attack. What could possibly go wrong here? Meanwhile, C4-D7 loses his virginity. The cast: Patch (Mr. Bossky, Salacious B. Crumb, Deris Vondivd, Sinaman Lee-Majors.) Stooch (C4-D7, Malicious P Crumb, Max Rebo.) And feat. special guests Paul F. Taylor as General Beers and Olaf Falafel as the Ghost of Obi Wan. Don’t forget to follow us on Twitter, Instagram and Facebook @bestingalaxy for up to the minute news on releases and other absolute nonsense! This is a free parody podcast, not affiliated to Star Wars and done just for fun cos we just love Star Wars!

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*** SIGN UP TO OUR MAILING LIST FOR INFO ABOUT OUR FORTHCOMING TRILOGY OF NOVELS AND AUDIOBOOKS ON THE HOMEPAGE OF WWW.BESTINGALAXY.COM *** S02 Ep 06 of the only improvised unofficial Star Wars based parody sitcom podcast in the galaxy! The epic Season 2 finale has finally landed! If the Galaxy Killer Galaxy Killer Base fires its weapon, the universe will cease to exist, which means no more Star Wars and nobody will ever find out who Snoke is! There’s only one thing for it: Patch and Stooch must train as Jedi. But as Patch gets kidnapped, it’s up to Stooch to go through BTEC qualified Jedi Instructor Skoda’s rigorous training schedule. Will Stooch complete his training, rescue Patch, blow up the Galaxy Killer Galaxy Base and put a stop to General Beers? Or will he just get distracted by something else? Find out right now! The Cast: Patch (Deris Vondivd, Salacious B. Crumb, Mickey the Mandalorian, Sinaman Lee-Majors, TK-127) Stooch (C4-D7, Skoda, Patrol Stormtrooper, YouTube Instructional Video Man, Span Drezills) And guest starring: Paul F Taylor (General Beers) Olaf Falafel (The Ghost of Obi Wan) Don’t forget to follow us on Twitter, Instagram and Facebook @bestingalaxy and tell your pals! We’ll see you in January for Season 3 – The Prequels! This is a free parody podcast, not affiliated to Star Wars and done just for fun cos we just love Star Wars!

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*** SIGN UP TO OUR MAILING LIST FOR INFO ABOUT OUR FORTHCOMING TRILOGY OF NOVELS AND AUDIOBOOKS ON THE HOMEPAGE OF WWW.BESTINGALAXY.COM *** Happy Christmas! **** CONTAINS SPOILERS!!!! ***** Here's a Rogue One Reaction Podcast for your ears.. We took C4-D7, TK-127, Salacious B. Crumb, Jimmy P Tarkin and a special guest to see Rogue One at the IMAX Waterloo on friday and here's what happened.. We'll be back for Season 3 in January and we promise it'll be more ridiculous than ever.. Have a good Christmas and New Year people!

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*** SIGN UP TO OUR MAILING LIST FOR INFO ABOUT OUR FORTHCOMING TRILOGY OF NOVELS AND AUDIOBOOKS ON THE HOMEPAGE OF WWW.BESTINGALAXY.COM *** S03 Ep1 of the only improvised unofficial Star Wars based parody sitcom podcast in the galaxy! Your favourite Galaxy Hoppers are back! Due to a rip in the Space Time Continuum, George Lucas failed to get the inspiration to write the best loved film in the universe and instead is running for President, wanting to do evil things like build walls and stuff. Our heroes Patch and Stooch must travel into the Star Wars galaxy, gather the stories to inspire George and return them to him in time for him to make it for 1977. If not, there will be no Star Wars ever! Join us for the most meta adventure you'll ever experience! The Cast: Patch (TK-127) Stooch (Timmy B Tarkin, Seymour the Barman) And guest starring Olaf Falafel as The Ghost of Obi Wan. This episode is dedicated to the most wonderful Princess in the galaxy. Written, produced and performed by Patch Hyde and Mark Restuccia. Sound editing, design and mix by Mark Restuccia Follow us on Twitter and Facebook @bestingalaxy for more nonsense and up to the minute news on further releases kthanxbyeee x This is a free parody podcast, not affiliated to Star Wars and done just for fun cos we just love Star Wars!

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*** SIGN UP TO OUR MAILING LIST FOR INFO ABOUT OUR FORTHCOMING TRILOGY OF NOVELS AND AUDIOBOOKS ON THE HOMEPAGE OF WWW.BESTINGALAXY.COM *** Patch and Stooch commence their search for stories from their home galaxy, in order to get them back to an uninspired George Lucas on Earth in 1972, so that he can make Star Wars on time. After spotting a well-known Princess at a petrol station, they follow her to try and get her autograph, only to find she’s being tailed by a Star Destroyer. After narrowly dodging a rogue escape pod, the lads crash land on Tatooine and start to become the cause a rather familiar chain of events. The Cast: Stooch: Watto, Dr. Evazan/Wuher. Patch: Sinaman Lee, Pedros Pumpkind the Petrol Attendant, Boba Fett. And featuring Olaf Falafel as the Ghost of Obi Wan. Written, produced and performed by Patch Hyde and Mark Restuccia. Sound editing, design and mix by Mark Restuccia. Follow us on Twitter and Facebook @bestingalaxy for more nonsense and up to the minute news on further releases kthanxbyeee x This is a free parody podcast, not affiliated to Star Wars and done just for fun cos we just love Star Wars!

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*** SIGN UP TO OUR MAILING LIST FOR INFO ABOUT OUR FORTHCOMING TRILOGY OF NOVELS AND AUDIOBOOKS ON THE HOMEPAGE OF WWW.BESTINGALAXY.COM *** S03 Ep3 of the only improvised unofficial Star Wars based parody sitcom podcast in the galaxy! In an attempt to gather the stories to take back to 1970's George Lucas, so that he'll write Star Wars and save their galaxy from diminishing, Patch and Stooch attend a careers open day at the Death Star and land jobs as Imperial Gunners. Of course their first shift ends in the worst disaster they could possibly have imagined… The Cast: Stooch: Ron E Wood (Imperial Dignitary), The Big Boss, Timmy B Tarkin Patch: Jimmy Splitts (Death Star Tailor/Technical expert/Concierge), TK-127 And featuring Paul F Taylor as Captain Beers, Young Joe and Ian the Bothan. Written, produced and performed by Patch Hyde and Mark Restuccia with additional nonsense from Paul F Taylor. Sound editing, design and mix by Mark Restuccia. Follow us on Twitter, Facebook & Instagram @bestingalaxy for more nonsense and up to the minute news on further releases kthanxbyeee x This is a free parody podcast, not affiliated to Star Wars and done just for fun cos we just love Star Wars!

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*** SIGN UP TO OUR MAILING LIST FOR INFO ABOUT OUR FORTHCOMING TRILOGY OF NOVELS AND AUDIOBOOKS ON THE HOMEPAGE OF WWW.BESTINGALAXY.COM *** S03 Ep4 pt1 of the only improvised unofficial Star Wars based parody sitcom podcast in the galaxy! Patch and Stooch make a fatal error giving directions to the Death Star to Chewbacca, which results in the destruction of the battle station. To make up for it, they accidentally find the Rebel Base on Hoth, moonwalk in a Scout Walker and hire some Bounty Hunters on the basis of how big their Google ads are. Basically, there's a LOT going on in this one! The Cast: Stooch: 4-LOM, Mr. Vader, Commander Joe Pesci Patch: Jimmy Splitts, Zuckuss, Mr. Bossky, The Lonely Space Worm, Boba Fett And featuring the wonderful Paul F Taylor as Captain Beers and Ian the Bothan. Written, produced and performed by Patch Hyde and Mark Restuccia with additional nonsense from Paul F Taylor. Sound editing, design and mix by Mark Restuccia. Follow us on Twitter, Facebook & Instagram @bestingalaxy for more nonsense and up to the minute news on further releases kthanxbyeee x This is a free parody podcast, not affiliated to Star Wars and done just for fun cos we just love Star Wars!

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*** SIGN UP TO OUR MAILING LIST FOR INFO ABOUT OUR FORTHCOMING TRILOGY OF NOVELS AND AUDIOBOOKS ON THE HOMEPAGE OF WWW.BESTINGALAXY.COM *** S03 Ep4 part 2 of the only improvised unofficial Star Wars based parody sitcom podcast in the galaxy! THIS EPISODE! Patch, Stooch and TK attempt to run a simple errand for Mr. Vader which goes catastrophically wrong, Bossky and Admiral Beers kick off a lifelong vendetta and Mr. Vader learns the value of the emoji.. The Cast: Stooch: Mr. Vader Patch: TK-127, Mr. Lucas Snr, Mr. Bossky, Boba Fett And as ever featuring the wonderful Paul F Taylor as Admiral Beers. Written, produced and performed by Patch Hyde and Mark Restuccia with additional nonsense from Paul F Taylor. Sound editing, design and mix by Mark Restuccia. Follow us on Twitter, Facebook & Instagram @bestingalaxy for more nonsense and up to the minute news on further releases kthanxbyeee x This is a free parody podcast, not affiliated to Star Wars and done just for fun cos we just love Star Wars!

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*** SIGN UP TO OUR MAILING LIST FOR INFO ABOUT OUR FORTHCOMING TRILOGY OF NOVELS AND AUDIOBOOKS ON THE HOMEPAGE OF WWW.BESTINGALAXY.COM *** S03 Ep5 part 1 of the only improvised unofficial Star Wars based parody sitcom podcast in the galaxy! THIS EPISODE! The boys have taken annual leave from the Empire and decide to help Boba Fett deliver Captain Solo to Jabba's Palace. They end up working for Jabba as general handymen and of course must try not to fail every single task assigned to them. Meanwhile, Vader has a surprise for them… The Cast: Stooch: Mr. Vader, Adeva-EV-9D9 the Torture Droid, Mallakye the Rancor Keeper Patch: Boba Fett, The Concierge, Salacious B Crumb And as ever featuring the wonderful Paul F Taylor as Steve Calrissian, Medium Age Joe and Jabba, PLUS Ben Adams makes his SWBIG debut as Luke! Written, produced and performed by Patch Hyde and Mark Restuccia with additional nonsense from Paul F Taylor and Ben Adams. Sound editing, design and mix by Mark Restuccia. Follow us on Twitter, Facebook & Instagram @bestingalaxy for more nonsense and up to the minute news on further releases kthanxbyeee x This is a free parody podcast, not affiliated to Star Wars and done just for fun cos we just love Star Wars!

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*** SIGN UP TO OUR MAILING LIST FOR INFO ABOUT OUR FORTHCOMING TRILOGY OF NOVELS AND AUDIOBOOKS ON THE HOMEPAGE OF WWW.BESTINGALAXY.COM *** In the penultimate episode of the season, Vader confronts his family issues head on, Ol’ Joe does a bit of moonlighting, Admiral Ackbar struggles to find a catchphrase, Manny Bothan dies and Patch and Stooch become royal guards, but will they keep their jobs after they cause yet another tragedy? And have they got enough stories now anyway to take to Senator Lucas back on Earth? The Cast: Stooch: Mr. Vader, Skoda, Solo Patch: Just himself in this one for some reason.. And as ever featuring the wonderful Paul F Taylor as Ol' Joe, General Beers, Manny Bothan, Ian Bothan, Admiral Ackbar, Park Ranger Bill PLUS Ben Adams smashes his SWBIG debut as Little Lukey and His High Exalted Graciousness - The Emperor! Written, produced and performed by Patch Hyde and Mark Restuccia with additional nonsense from Paul F Taylor and Ben Adams. Sound editing, design and mix by Mark Restuccia. Follow us on Twitter, Facebook & Instagram @bestingalaxy for more nonsense and up to the minute news on further releases kthanxbyeee x This is a free parody podcast, not affiliated to Star Wars and done just for fun cos we just love Star Wars!

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*** SIGN UP TO OUR MAILING LIST FOR INFO ABOUT OUR FORTHCOMING TRILOGY OF NOVELS AND AUDIOBOOKS ON THE HOMEPAGE OF WWW.BESTINGALAXY.COM *** S03 Ep6 of the only improvised unofficial Star Wars based parody sitcom podcast in the galaxy! Here it is! The finale of our prequel season that takes you up to the very first moment in Season 1 of our nutty podcast.. Patch and Stooch are ready to travel back to 1971 Earth to give George Lucas the stories so that he'll make Star Wars and save their dying galaxy. But of course, they hit a snag or two on the way… The Cast: Stooch: Mr. Vader, Seymour the Barman. Patch: TK-127, Salacious B Crumb, Mr Starbucks, George Lucas Snr. And as ever featuring the wonderful Paul F Taylor as Steve 'Lando' Calrissian, Georgy Lucas, Ol' Jeff. Laurence Owen: Himself. PLUS: A cameo from our undisputed number one fan Wesley Van Wensen aka @boxerlessbossk as Guardian of The Whills (Amsterdam Branch) Written, produced and performed by Patch Hyde and Mark Restuccia with additional nonsense from Paul F Taylor and Laurence Owen. Sound editing, design and mix by Mark Restuccia. Follow us on Twitter, Facebook & Instagram @bestingalaxy for more nonsense and up to the minute news on the release of our most ambitious season yet, coming this summer… kthanxbyeee x This is a free parody podcast, not affiliated to Star Wars and done just for fun cos we just love Star Wars!

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*** SIGN UP TO OUR MAILING LIST FOR INFO ABOUT OUR FORTHCOMING TRILOGY OF NOVELS AND AUDIOBOOKS ON THE HOMEPAGE OF WWW.BESTINGALAXY.COM *** Here's one of two bonus podcasts where Stooch, Pauly and Patch bring you their favourite bits from the epic Season 3! The boys talk about their favourite bits and the stories behind the voices and how they come up with all the nonsense, before we bring you our most ambitious project yet in July! Follow us on Twitter, Instagram and Facebook @bestingalaxy for all our business… This is a free parody podcast, not affiliated to Star Wars and done just for fun cos we just love Star Wars!

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*** SIGN UP TO OUR MAILING LIST FOR INFO ABOUT OUR FORTHCOMING TRILOGY OF NOVELS AND AUDIOBOOKS ON THE HOMEPAGE OF WWW.BESTINGALAXY.COM *** Here's the final of two bonus podcasts where Stooch, Pauly and Patch bring you their favourite bits from the epic Season 3! The boys talk about their favourite bits and the stories behind the voices and how they come up with all the nonsense, before we bring you our most ambitious project yet -Best in Galaxy Season 1 - in July! All your favourite characters will be back - but in their very own universe! Follow us on Twitter, Instagram and Facebook @bestingalaxy for all our business… This is a free parody podcast, not affiliated to Star Wars and done just for fun cos we just love Star Wars!

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*** SIGN UP TO OUR MAILING LIST FOR INFO ABOUT OUR FORTHCOMING TRILOGY OF NOVELS AND AUDIOBOOKS ON THE HOMEPAGE OF WWW.BESTINGALAXY.COM *** The boys are back! Welcome to the brand new season of Best of Galaxy. All your favourite characters return for an all new adventure in their own nutty galaxy.. Stooch and Patch stumble across a mysterious vehicle hidden in the undergrowth on Clapham Common. Next thing they know, they've accidentally stolen a spaceship containing a robot with a terrible attitude problem. The Cast: Stooch: Himself, C4 Patch: Himself, The Barman Pauly: Himself, Flint Written, produced and performed by Patch Hyde and Mark Restuccia and Paul F Taylor. Sound editing, design and mix by Mark Restuccia. Follow us on Twitter, Facebook & Instagram @bestingalaxy for more nonsense and up to the minute news on further releases and do check out the Star Wars Best in Galaxy Podcast.. season 2's where the sitcom starts.. the most enjoyable parody you never knew you needed x

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*** SIGN UP TO OUR MAILING LIST FOR INFO ABOUT OUR FORTHCOMING TRILOGY OF NOVELS AND AUDIOBOOKS ON THE HOMEPAGE OF WWW.BESTINGALAXY.COM *** After realising that they're trapped in space, Patch, Stooch and C4 stop off in the Xukini System to get some petrol, get involved in a robbery, break their spaceship and encounter a psychotic lizard. I think we all know who that's gonna be eh! The Cast: Stooch: Himself, C4, Baib, Blotoe Levandoffski Patch: Himself, Mr. Bossci, Ringo Written, produced and performed by Patch Hyde and Mark Restuccia and Paul F Taylor. Sound editing, design and mix by Mark Restuccia. Follow us on Twitter, Facebook & Instagram @bestingalaxy for more nonsense and up to the minute news on further releases and do check out the Star Wars Best in Galaxy Podcast.. season 2's where the sitcom starts.. the most enjoyable parody you never knew you needed x

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*** SIGN UP TO OUR MAILING LIST FOR INFO ABOUT OUR FORTHCOMING TRILOGY OF NOVELS AND AUDIOBOOKS ON THE HOMEPAGE OF WWW.BESTINGALAXY.COM *** After their mugging by Mr Bossci, Patch and Stooch are determined to win the money to pay for their ship repairs in the casino using what's left of Blotoe's money. However, just when things seem to going right, all hell breaks loose and after a case of mistaken identity, the lads are whisked off to the base of the most feared crime family in the galaxy. The Cast: Stooch: Himself, Captain Simpkins, Lord Liptonice, Commander Pesci. Patch: Himself, Jimmy Splits (Casino Cashier), Malicious P Scumb (Croupier), Sinamon Lee Majors. Pauly: Schteve, General Beers, Manny Bothon Written, produced and performed by Patch Hyde and Mark Restuccia and Paul F Taylor. Sound editing, design and mix by Mark Restuccia. Follow us on Twitter, Facebook & Instagram @bestingalaxy for more nonsense and up to the minute news on further releases and do check out the Star Wars Best in Galaxy Podcast.. season 2's where the sitcom starts.. the most enjoyable parody you never knew you needed x NEXT EP UP NOV 5TH!!

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*** SIGN UP TO OUR MAILING LIST FOR INFO ABOUT OUR FORTHCOMING TRILOGY OF NOVELS AND AUDIOBOOKS ON THE HOMEPAGE OF WWW.BESTINGALAXY.COM *** After The Council's Head of Health & Safety Deris Vondiv'd finds out that Patch and Stooch lost the PP9 battery - the most valuable commodity in this galaxy - they are summoned to the feared head of the council Lord Liptonice's office for questioning. With a stroke of luck, Liptonice's computer needs a firmware update, so he has no idea the boys were summoned to be killed. After a bit of sweet-talking from Patch, he offers them a job, but it's not long before something comes up (or should we say out) that may be able to get them out of this situation… The Cast: Stooch: Himself, Simpkins, Lord Liptonice. Patch: Himself, Mr Bossci, Sinamon Lee Majors. Pauly: General Beers, Ol' Joe. Written, produced and performed by Patch Hyde and Mark Restuccia and Paul F Taylor. Sound editing, design and mix by Mark Restuccia. Follow us on Twitter, Facebook & Instagram @bestingalaxy for more nonsense and up to the minute news on further releases and do check out the Best in Galaxy Podcast Star Wars parodies .. season 2's where the sitcom starts.. the most enjoyable parody you never knew you needed! NEXT EPISODE OUT NOV 19th Also our website bestingalaxy.com is now live and so is the Best in Galaxy Podcast Youtube channel.

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*** SIGN UP TO OUR MAILING LIST FOR INFO ABOUT OUR FORTHCOMING TRILOGY OF NOVELS AND AUDIOBOOKS ON THE HOMEPAGE OF WWW.BESTINGALAXY.COM *** After the semi-successful retrieving of their 4000 money casino chip, the boys decide to desert their cleaning jobs at the Galaxy Killer Galaxy Base and try and get back to their ship so they can attempt to go home. When they realise that the casino chip is useless until they can change it into moneys, they decide the only way to go is to steal a travelcard, so they can make their way back to the Zucchini System on public transport. The Cast: Stooch: Himself, The Transport Official, Lord Liptonice, Babe. Patch: Himself, Harvey Salesman, Ringo. Pauly: Ol' Joe. Written, produced and performed by Patch Hyde and Mark Restuccia and Paul F Taylor. Sound editing, design and mix by Mark Restuccia. Follow us on Twitter, Facebook & Instagram @bestingalaxy for more nonsense and up to the minute news on further releases and do check out the Best in Galaxy Podcast Star Wars parodies .. season 2's where the sitcom starts.. the most enjoyable parody you never knew you needed! NEXT EPISODE OUT DEC 4th Also our website bestingalaxy.com is now live and so is the Best in Galaxy Podcast Youtube channel.

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*** SIGN UP TO OUR MAILING LIST FOR INFO ABOUT OUR FORTHCOMING TRILOGY OF NOVELS AND AUDIOBOOKS ON THE HOMEPAGE OF WWW.BESTINGALAXY.COM *** Having escaped the Galaxy Killer Galaxy Base and made their way back to the Xukini System via public transport, the boys find out there's been some big changes. Schteve's Casino is now boarded up and on a quest to find some information so that they can get their ship back, they stumble across C4 in a compromising situation. The Cast: Stooch: Himself, Lord Liptonice, Blottoe Levandovski, C4. Patch: Himself, Mr Bossci, Alfred The Vagrant, Mickey. Pauly: Ol' Joe, General Beers, Hanz Uppe, Fonzie. Written, produced and performed by Patch Hyde and Mark Restuccia and Paul F Taylor. Sound editing, design and mix by Mark Restuccia. Follow us on Twitter, Facebook & Instagram @bestingalaxy for more nonsense and up to the minute news on further releases and do check out the Best in Galaxy Podcast Star Wars parodies .. season 2's where the sitcom starts.. the most enjoyable parody you never knew you needed! NEXT EPISODE OUT DEC 26th Also our website bestingalaxy.com is now live and so is the Best in Galaxy Podcast Youtube channel.

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*** SIGN UP TO OUR MAILING LIST FOR INFO ABOUT OUR FORTHCOMING TRILOGY OF NOVELS AND AUDIOBOOKS ON THE HOMEPAGE OF WWW.BESTINGALAXY.COM *** After narrowly escaping, well… everyone, the boys crash land on the planet Lint and encounter Odour, a mysterious and somewhat disgusting hermit/Internet Troll. They enlist his help to fix not only their ship, but their robot friend C4, whose WD-40 addiction has come to light. The boys go off in search of an oracle that can fix their 'friend', but find out that he might be able to help them more than they thought.. The Cast: Stooch: Himself, A Worm, C4, Force Recovery Employee. Patch: Himself, A Worm, TJ.  Pauly: Odour, A Worm, The Oracle. Written, produced and performed by Patch Hyde and Mark Restuccia and Paul F Taylor. Sound editing, design and mix by Mark Restuccia. Follow us on Twitter, Facebook & Instagram @bestingalaxy for more nonsense and up to the minute news on further releases and do check out the Best in Galaxy Podcast Star Wars parodies .. season 2's where the sitcom starts.. the most enjoyable parody you never knew you needed! NEXT EPISODE OUT IN THE NEW YEAR! Also our website bestingalaxy.com is now live and so is the Best in Galaxy Podcast Youtube channel.

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*** SIGN UP TO OUR MAILING LIST FOR INFO ABOUT OUR FORTHCOMING TRILOGY OF NOVELS AND AUDIOBOOKS ON THE HOMEPAGE OF WWW.BESTINGALAXY.COM *** Today we were informed that we had won an award for 'Best Speculative Fiction Comedy/Parody Podcast for the Parsec Awards 2017, so thought we'd upload the sample of various Season 3 nonsense that won us this accolade.. Check out the awards at www.parsecawards.com and keep supporting podcasts and spreading the word!

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*** SIGN UP TO OUR MAILING LIST FOR INFO ABOUT OUR FORTHCOMING TRILOGY OF NOVELS AND AUDIOBOOKS ON THE HOMEPAGE OF WWW.BESTINGALAXY.COM *** Patch and Stooch now have a lead on finding a PP9 battery to get them home, but first they have to storm the Galaxy Killer Galaxy Base in order to get one. The only way they'll get in is with some expert covert training from a Council enemy, so they hunt out the Goodies secret training base on Google Maps and off they go..  The Cast: Stooch: Himself Patch: Himself, TJ.  Pauly: Admiral Bar Bar, Manny Bothons And Ben Adams as Duke Generium Written, produced and performed by Patch Hyde and Mark Restuccia and Paul F Taylor. Sound editing, design and mix by Mark Restuccia. Follow us on Twitter, Facebook & Instagram @bestingalaxy for more nonsense and up to the minute news on further releases and do check out the Best in Galaxy Podcast Star Wars parodies .. season 2's where the sitcom starts.. the most enjoyable parody you never knew you needed! Also our website bestingalaxy.com is now live and so is the Best in Galaxy Podcast Youtube channel.

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*** SIGN UP TO OUR MAILING LIST FOR INFO ABOUT OUR FORTHCOMING TRILOGY OF NOVELS AND AUDIOBOOKS ON THE HOMEPAGE OF WWW.BESTINGALAXY.COM *** The boys try to infiltrate the Galaxy Killer Galaxy Base in an attempt to rescue Sinamon Lee Majors and more importantly retrieve the elusive PP9 battery that will finally get them home. In this penultimate episode, will they succeed in the later task, as to be honest, they don't care about the former one… The Cast: Stooch: Himself, C4, Simpkins Patch: Himself, TJ, The Salesman Guy Pauly: Ol' Joe, Manny Bothons, General Beers And Ben Adams as Duke Generium Written, produced and performed by Patch Hyde and Mark Restuccia and Paul F Taylor. Sound editing, design and mix by Mark Restuccia. Follow us on Twitter, Facebook & Instagram @bestingalaxy for more nonsense and up to the minute news on further releases and do check out the Best in Galaxy Podcast Star Wars parodies .. season 2's where the sitcom starts.. the most enjoyable parody you never knew you needed! Also our website bestingalaxy.com is now live and so is the Best in Galaxy Podcast Youtube channel.

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*** SIGN UP TO OUR MAILING LIST FOR INFO ABOUT OUR FORTHCOMING TRILOGY OF NOVELS AND AUDIOBOOKS ON THE HOMEPAGE OF WWW.BESTINGALAXY.COM *** The boys get all set to go home, but first stop off for a final drink at the Tinny Bar in the Xukini System where poor Ol Joe gets busted by his other half. Patch and C4 have a huge run in over some simple physics and when they finally arrive home, the lads find out a startling truth about the mysterious stranger they encountered that fateful evening on Clapham Common.. The Cast: Stooch: Himself, C4 Patch: Himself Pauly: Himself, Akmiral Bar Bar, Ol' Joe Becky: Ol' Susie Sue, Becky And Ben Adams as Duke Generium Written, produced and performed by Patch Hyde and Mark Restuccia and Paul F Taylor. Sound editing, design and mix by Mark Restuccia. Follow us on Twitter, Facebook & Instagram @bestingalaxy for more nonsense and up to the minute news on further releases and do check out the Best in Galaxy Podcast Star Wars parodies .. season 2's where the sitcom starts.. the most enjoyable parody you never knew you needed! Also check out our website bestingalaxy.com and the Best in Galaxy Podcast Youtube channel.

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*** SIGN UP TO OUR MAILING LIST FOR INFO ABOUT OUR FORTHCOMING TRILOGY OF NOVELS AND AUDIOBOOKS ON THE HOMEPAGE OF WWW.BESTINGALAXY.COM *** The boys are finally back for another season of nonsense! After 4 months of travelling the galaxy, Patch and Stooch are caught up in a chase and have no option but to smash through their current galaxy's border, only to find themselves in a strange galaxy that is entirely inhabited by gods.  The Cast: Stooch: Himself, C4, A God Patch: Himself, A God Pauly: A God, The Devil, Jesus.  Written, produced and performed by Patch Hyde, Mark Restuccia and Paul F Taylor. Sound editing, design and mix by Mark Restuccia. Follow us on Twitter, Facebook & Instagram @bestingalaxy for more nonsense and up to the minute news on further releases and do check out the Best in Galaxy Podcast Star Wars parodies .. season 2's where the sitcom starts.. the most enjoyable parody you never knew you needed! Also check out our website bestingalaxy.com and the Best in Galaxy Podcast Youtube channel.

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*** SIGN UP TO OUR MAILING LIST FOR INFO ABOUT OUR FORTHCOMING TRILOGY OF NOVELS AND AUDIOBOOKS ON THE HOMEPAGE OF WWW.BESTINGALAXY.COM *** After finding that the Gods had made a colossal cock-up on Earth by giving all the endangered animals semi-automatic weapons, Patch and Stooch make a fast getaway, only to be pulled over by a space cop and sent on a Speed Awareness Course for a whole semester.  C4's bad school memories are brought to the front of his mind and the boys have a run in with the school bully, as well as seeing a few familiar faces.  And there's an unexpected prom queen at the end of term. Oh, and a murder.  The Cast: Stooch: Himself, C4, Spacecop Patch: Himself Pauly: Manny, Ol' Joe, Dean/General Beers, Billy McBilly, Chinese satellite guy. Written, produced and performed by Patch Hyde, Mark Restuccia and Paul F Taylor. Sound editing, design and mix by Mark Restuccia. Follow us on Twitter, Facebook & Instagram @bestingalaxy for more nonsense and up to the minute news on further releases and do check out the Best in Galaxy Podcast Star Wars parodies .. season 2's where the sitcom starts.. the most enjoyable parody you never knew you needed! And don't forget the Best in Galaxy Podcast Youtube channel.

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*** SIGN UP TO OUR MAILING LIST FOR INFO ABOUT OUR FORTHCOMING TRILOGY OF NOVELS AND AUDIOBOOKS ON THE HOMEPAGE OF WWW.BESTINGALAXY.COM *** A couple of weeks after burning down the speed awareness school, the boys find sanctuary on the 80's throwback planet Woolworths, where Patch picks up the final instalment of his periodical, which contains the final piece to complete his inception machine. Patch and Stooch decide to use the machine to infiltrate Manny's dreams, with disastrous results.  The Cast: Stooch: Himself, C4 Patch: Himself, The Salesman Guy Pauly: Manny, Ol' Joe Written, produced and performed by Patch Hyde, Mark Restuccia and Paul F Taylor. Sound editing, design and mix by Mark Restuccia. Follow us on Twitter, Facebook & Instagram @bestingalaxy for more nonsense and up to the minute news on further releases and do check out the Best in Galaxy Podcast Star Wars parodies .. season 2's where the sitcom starts.. the most enjoyable parody you never knew you needed! And don't forget the Best in Galaxy Podcast Youtube channel.

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SIGN UP TO OUR MAILING LIST FOR INFO ABOUT OUR FORTHCOMING TRILOGY OF NOVELS AND AUDIOBOOKS ON THE HOMEPAGE OF WWW.BESTINGALAXY.COM C4 inherits a bar from a long-lost relatives, but it comes with a price… The Council are creating a protection racket in their area and the boys have to come up with 2000 monies within 24 hours. Patch and Stooch decide to hold a talent night and turn the place into a hipster bar, but The Council have other plans… **** This'll be our last episode for a while, as we'll be concentrating on our trilogy of novels and audiobooks - the first will hit Amazon and Audible this summer. To keep in the loop, sign up to our mailing list on our website www.bestingalaxy.com and just before we unleash our first novel, you'll receive an EXCLUSIVE E-book of a Prequel Story! And it won't be available anywhere else! **** The Cast: Stooch: Himself, C4, Colonel Simpkins, Lord Liptonice, Heckler Patch: Himself, The Salesman Guy, Slycious Pauly: Manny, Ol' Joe, General Beers, The Talent Show Contestants Written, produced and performed by Patch Hyde, Mark Restuccia and Paul F Taylor. Sound editing, design and mix by Mark Restuccia. Follow us on Twitter, Facebook & Instagram @bestingalaxy for more nonsense and up to the minute news on further releases and do check out the Best in Galaxy Podcast Star Wars parodies .. season 2's where the sitcom starts.. the most enjoyable parody you never knew you needed! And don't forget the Best in Galaxy Podcast Youtube channel.

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It's the first ever teaser to the forthcoming novel and audiobook: Best in Galaxy - Episode 1 - Sons of the Stars. The first in an epic trilogy adventure and we promise you that it's our best work to date. All your favourite characters PLUS even more new ones!! And don't worry if you're new to B.I.G. - you can jump in completely fresh and enjoy the ride! In this teaser 'Meet Thee Mig', mysterious legend Thee Mig calls Lord Litritus after finding out that his 'Top Chaps' Patch and Stooch know the location of the molecule needed to expand the Galaxy Killer Galaxy Base to the size of an actual galaxy. We join the gang in Litritus's office as he takes the call from one of the angriest beings in the known universe... Join our mailing list to ensure you keep up to date with news of the release of the novel and to get an EXCLUSIVE sneak peek/listen to the Prologue! Go to bestingalaxy.com to sign up.  The Cast: Stooch: Lord Litritus, Thee Mig. Patch: Mr Chospy, Himself.

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Yup, we've done it again. ANOTHER taster for the forthcoming novel and audiobook from Best in Galaxy - Sons of the Stars - COMING SOON! Here, we join Donk (formerly C4) at renowned rehab centre 'The Fryory' as he attempts to dry out from a recent WD-40 binge. He meets M1T-C (aka Mitzi), a service robot who is addicted to hyper grade (which is slang for 'sex' on this planet). Oh, and the rehab clinic is run by old favourite Schteeeve! Enjoy!  Cast: Pauly: Schteeeve Becky: Mitzi Stooch: Donk Sign up to our mailing list to hear about cool stuff before everyone else at www.bestingalaxy.com and check out our interactive www.galaxykillergalaxybase42.org website which works with the forthcoming novel!

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A character profile from our forthcoming novel and audiobook - Best in Galaxy Episode I - Sons of the Stars.

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Well, here it is for those who haven't heard it already.. The prologue of the forthcoming epic interactive novel and audiobook adventure - Best in Galaxy - Episode I - Sons of the Stars! Every wednesday and sunday from now until the release of the book, we'll be uploading little treats for you; interviews with the characters, early chapters from the book and other little teasers, so keep 'em peeled and subscribe to our mailing list for other little goodies.. Anyway, welcome to C'Torgis! Narrated by 'The Mysterious Stranger' Sound mix and edit by Mark Restuccia.

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Here's another character profile from our forthcoming novel and audiobook - Best in Galaxy Episode I - Sons of the Stars. Every sunday and wednesday from now up until the release of the novel and audiobook, we're releasing a character profile and a sneak-peek chapter of the audiobook respectively! The second of 6 x character profile minisodes to celebrate the forthcoming release of the first interactive novel and audiobook from our EPIC Best in Galaxy trilogy. Introducing Donk (a.k.a. 'Quicksand' and formerly known as C4). Donk has been serving Patch and Stooch's family for over 400 years back on their home planet of Vondiv'd, before something awful happened and um.. well, you’ll just have to find out by listening to whatever we drip feed you. This is his story and how he fits into the brand-new Best in Galaxy canon... Don't forget to sign up to our mailing list at the newly revamped www.bestinglaxy.com (http://www.bestinglaxy.com/) to keep abreast of the action and to receive sneak previews from the forthcoming trilogy. Also check out www.galaxykillergalaxybase42.org (http://www.galaxykillergalaxybase42.org/) to find out what our resident baddies The Kouncil are up to! The Cast: Stooch - Himself, Donk Patch - Himself Improvised by Patch Hyde and Mark Restuccia after a hard day's audiobook recording.  Sound edit and mix - Mark Restuccia. 

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To celebrate the launch of the first in a trilogy of Best in Galaxy novels and audiobooks - Episode 1 - Sons of the Stars, we're uploading character profile minisodes each Sunday from now up until the release of the beast! Not only that, but you'll be getting an EXCLUSIVE chapter of the audiobook EVERY WEDNESDAY!! Next up, it's Donk (aka 'Quicksand' and formerly known as C4). Donk has served in Patch and Stooch's family on the planet Vondiv'd for over 400 years. Now he's would up on Earth and tell you all about it, here's the man, well, robot himself...  The Cast: Patch - Himself Stooch - Donk, Himself. 

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To celebrate the launch of our first novel and Audiobook later this year - Best in Galaxy - Episode 1 - Sons of the Stars, we're giving you a chapter a week every wednesday from now up until the release of the beast!  Not only that, but every Sunday, you'll be getting a minisode in the form of a character profile! Anyway, enjoy the prologue and don't forget to check out our brand-new revamped website www.bestingalaxy.com and sign up to our mailing list for loads of cool news and even some free stuff! The Cast: Stooch - The Mysterious Stranger. Sound edit and mix by Mark Restuccia. 

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We're back!! To celebrate the launch of the first in a trilogy of Best in Galaxy novels and audiobooks - Episode 1 - Sons of the Stars, we're uploading character profile minisodes each Sunday from now up until the release of the beast! Not only that, but you'll be getting an EXCLUSIVE chapter of the audiobook EVERY WEDNESDAY!! First up, it's Deris Vondiv'd. He's Patch and Stooch's uncle. Well, he WAS their uncle, before they were reincarnated on Earth. Confused? Well find out what the fahell is going on! The Cast: Patch - Deris Vondiv'd, Himself Stooch - Himself. 

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To celebrate the launch of our first novel and Audiobook later this year - Best in Galaxy - Episode 1 - Sons of the Stars, we're giving you a chapter a week every wednesday from now up until the release of the beast!  Not only that, but every Sunday, you'll be getting a minisode in the form of a character profile! Anyway, enjoy Chapter 1 and don't forget to check out our brand-new revamped website www.bestingalaxy.com and sign up to our mailing list for loads of cool news and even some free stuff! The Cast: Stooch - The Mysterious Stranger, Himself. Patch - Himself, Deris Vondiv'd. Sound edit and mix by Mark Restuccia. 

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To celebrate the launch of our first novel and Audiobook later this year - Best in Galaxy - Episode 1 - Sons of the Stars, we're giving you a chapter a week every wednesday from now up until the release of the beast! Not only that, but every Sunday, you'll be getting a minisode in the form of a character profile from the book! Anyway, enjoy Chapter 2 and don't forget to check out our brand-new revamped website www.bestingalaxy.com (http://www.bestingalaxy.com/) and sign up to our mailing list for loads of cool news and even some free stuff! The Cast: Stooch - The Mysterious Stranger, Himself. Patch - Himself, Deris Vondiv'd. Sound edit and mix by Mark Restuccia. 

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To celebrate the launch of the first in a trilogy of Best in Galaxy novels and audiobooks - Episode 1 - Sons of the Stars, we're uploading character profile minisodes each Sunday from now up until the release of the beast! Not only that, but you'll be getting an EXCLUSIVE chapter of the audiobook EVERY WEDNESDAY!! Next up, it's Mr. Chospy (formerly known as Mr. Bossky). Chospy is a freelance hitman/lizard thing. He's ruthless, nasty and kinda sexy. Well, he likes to think he is anyway. Here is how him and his human-sized blender tie in to the new novel and audiobook.. The Cast: Patch - Himself, Mr Chospy Stooch - Donk, Himself.  Sound design, edit by Mark Restuccia.  Don't forget to sign up to our mailing list at bestingalaxy.com fro up to the minute news on the release of the most nutty novel and audiobook of the year!

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To celebrate the launch of our first novel and Audiobook later this year - Best in Galaxy - Episode 1 - Sons of the Stars, we're giving you a chapter a week every wednesday from now up until the release of the beast! Not only that, but every Sunday, you'll be getting a minisode in the form of a character profile from the book! Anyway, enjoy Chapter 3 and don't forget to check out our brand-new revamped website www.bestingalaxy.com (http://www.bestingalaxy.com/) and sign up to our mailing list for loads of cool news and even some free stuff and an official invite to the book launch party in December! The Cast: Stooch - The Mysterious Stranger, Himself. Patch - Himself, Deris Vondiv'd. Becky - Lacy Cutlets Sound edit and mix by Mark Restuccia. 

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To celebrate the launch of the first in a trilogy of Best in Galaxy novels and audiobooks - Episode 1 - Sons of the Stars (coming December 8th!), we're uploading character profile minisodes each Sunday from now up until the release of the beast! Not only that, but you'll be getting an EXCLUSIVE chapter of the audiobook EVERY WEDNESDAY for the next 2 weeks!! Next up, it's Lord Litritus, the Grand Fromage of the Galaxy Killer Galaxy Base, with the vision to build a base the size of an actual galaxy to stop litterbugs and the like. Find out what this 'top chap' has to say! The Cast: Patch - Himself Stooch - Himself, Lord Litritus Sound design, edit by Mark Restuccia. Don't forget to sign up to our mailing list at bestingalaxy.com (http://bestingalaxy.com/) fro up to the minute news on the release of the most nutty novel and audiobook of the year!

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To celebrate the launch of our first novel and Audiobook later this year - Best in Galaxy - Episode 1 - Sons of the Stars, we're giving you the first few chapters of our EPIC audiobook! Not only that, but every Sunday, you'll be getting a minisode in the form of a character profile from the book! Anyway, enjoy Chapter 4 and don't forget to check out our brand-new revamped website www.bestingalaxy.com (http://www.bestingalaxy.com/) and sign up to our mailing list for loads of cool news and even some free stuff and the chance to get an official invite to the book launch party in December! * this isn't the final version of the chapter.. there are gonna be loads more funky sound effects and other bits! The Cast: Stooch - The Mysterious Stranger, Himself. Patch - Himself Becky - Lacy Cutlets Sound edit and mix by Mark Restuccia. 

Warning: Content Marked Explicit.
To celebrate the launch of the first in a trilogy of Best in Galaxy novels and audiobooks - Episode 1 - Sons of the Stars (coming December 8th!), we're uploading character profile minisodes each Sunday from now up until the release of the beast! Not only that, but you'll be getting an EXCLUSIVE chapter of the audiobook EVERY WEDNESDAY for the next 2 weeks!! Next up, it's TC Nitrites (formerly TK 127 and TJ), the boss's son. Find out what he's up to in the new book and why he has a tiny, tiny head.  The Cast: Patch - Himself, TC Stooch - Himself Sound design, edit by Mark Restuccia. Don't forget to sign up to our mailing list at bestingalaxy.com (http://bestingalaxy.com/) fro up to the minute news on the release of the most nutty novel and audiobook of the year!

Warning: Content Marked Explicit.
To celebrate the launch of our first novel and Audiobook later this year - Best in Galaxy - Episode 1 - Sons of the Stars, we're giving you the first few chapters of our EPIC audiobook! Now, the bad news is that this is going to be the last free chapter we're previewing, but the good news is that we'll be launching LOADS of promo clips and a few more character profiles to boot up until the launch of the book and audiobook on December 8th.. Anyway, enjoy Chapter 5 and don't forget to check out our brand-new revamped website www.bestingalaxy.com (http://www.bestingalaxy.com/) and sign up to our mailing list for loads of cool news and even some free stuff and the chance to get an official invite to the book launch party in December! * this isn't the final version of the chapter.. there are gonna be loads more funky sound effects and other bits! The Cast: Stooch - The Mysterious Stranger, Himself. Patch - Himself Becky - Lacy Cutlets Sound edit and mix by Mark Restuccia. 

Warning: Content Marked Explicit.
To celebrate the launch of the first in a trilogy of Best in Galaxy novels and audiobooks - Episode 1 - Sons of the Stars (coming December 8th!), we've been recording some character profile minisodes, live from the Rinse McGoo.  Next up, it's Colonel Buutox (formerly Simpkins/Jimmy P Tarkin), third in command at the Galaxy Killer Galaxy Base.  The Cast: Patch - Himself Stooch - Colonel Buutox Sound design, edit by Mark Restuccia. Don't forget to sign up to our mailing list at bestingalaxy.com (http://bestingalaxy.com/) fro up to the minute news on the release of the most nutty novel and audiobook of the year!

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