Oz 9

"    Oz 9 " Podcast
It's Spring 2142 (a Tuesday), and Gated Galaxies has launched its 400 Oz-8000 ships, each carrying 50,000 "resting guests" to, hopefully, a new home on a shiny, brand-new planet. Except this whole "terraform and take over" idea isn't actually the plan; the real plan is far more nefarious and involves a great deal of cackling. But those aboard the ships don't know that, so off they toodle (those that make it out of Earth's atmosphere, at least), all shiny and optimistic. This is the story of one of those ships – the Oz 9 – and its tiny crew of hopeless incompetents. So far, they've been in space half an hour and several hundred people are dead. So... bright future, clearly.

Copyright:
2019 by Shannon Kay Perry. All Rights Reserved.

Season: 1
never mind -- it's us

Season: 1
they're just .... so stupid

Season: 1
just don't throw things out windows. or airlocks.

Season: 1
It's true that the tooth isn't the only thing 'cracked' around here.

Season: 1
there’s a rapidly decomposing dead person in the corridor

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Are you OK with squelchy? There's lots of squelchy.

Season: 1
I'm an easter egg. Congrats. You found me.

Season: 1
where that whole "night vision goggles" thing starts

Season: 1
far too many sausages in this one. ain't that always the case? amirite?

Season: 1
Probably safe for work, but only if your colleagues have zero imagination.

Season: 1
What the hell do you mean "Day TWO"?

Season: 1
I know what you're thinking, and you're dead wrong.

Season: 1
Oz 9 Mini Episode 10 and a half

Season: 1
Aaaaaaaaand the accents aboard this ship just got 97% worse.

Season: 1
Welcome aboard, FORMER captain Jessie

Season: 1
Ben had no idea what was coming.

Season: 1
Don't practice heroic running at home, kids.

Season: 1
It's not always bad to have an Albatros aboard your ship.

Season: 1
Did you know robots can't climb?

Season: 1
Subtitles are for sissies

Season: 1
HEY, KENZIE!!

Season: 1
Pocket lint with just a hint of sriracha isn't half bad.

Season: 1
Maybe don't listen to this episode at the airport....

Season: 1
Wherein the use of the word "jamokes" appears

Season: 1
This is what entropy looks like

Season: 1
Some As for your Qs

Season: 2
You're on episode 21. Isn't it time to buy a t-shirt?

Season: 2
Bats, Cats, and Cuttlefish

Season: 2
Pardon our crudité

Season: 2
You're going to want a jacket.

Season: 2
Something about peas

Season: 2
Oh, come ooooooonnnnnn.

Season: 2
It's the Oz 9, so of course they even manage to screw up Halloween. 

Season: 2
Too tired to think of a subtitle

Season: 2
Chatting with Cal

Season: 2
Shared sandwiches because misery loves company

Season: 2
Boaking is not for the faint of heart

Season: 2
Honestly, we had no idea what really WAS coming.

Season: 2
Do we ever get to the armpit thing? That sounds useful.

Season: 2
Stuff and nonsense

Season: 2
Otherwise known as "The Origin of Colin Smith"

Season: 2
I ate the fugu. It's the only explanation.

Season: 2
G2, amirite?

Season: 2
What do you do when your Otologostealth X13 runs out of charge? 

Season: 2
Well, this is just silly.

Season: 2
Pod poetry — just don't do it.

Season: 2
A large, armed, and presumably hostile icky thing has taken over the bridge

Season: 2
Head One gets a name!

Season: 2
The bioswamp was on purpose. Wow.

Season: 2
Still hovering at the edge of death

Season: 2
Before listening, you'll need to sign here:

Season: 2
Four folx who should have known better

Season: 2
I hope you don't think there's additional information in the subtitle?

Season: 3
Existential crises

Season: 3
With love to the hoopiest frood of all, Douglas Adams

Season: 3
Radioactive mold that is entirely not our fault

Season: 3
Avocado yogurt... Avocado yogurt...

Season: 3
So, have you met Dr. Theo yet?

Season: 3
So. Come here often?

Season: 3
When good vegetables go bad

Season: 3
I didn't like the original title. So I changed it.

Season: 3
It's been a long day.

Season: 3
Humans on the receiving end of divine affections don't do so well, mythologically speaking. However, after having seen Donna in action, the smart money is on the homo sapien. , if he knows what's good for him. With this episode, we are officially...

Season: 3
Thanks to Beccy Stirrup!

Season: 3
Merry Christmas, ya bums.

Season: 3
We know nothing.

Season: 3
You might need a brainwash after this

Season: 3
More nonsense

Season: 3
All hail the awesome Grammar Girl!!!

Season: 3
blah blah blah subtitle

Season: 3
Is the subtitle optional? Does anyone know?

Season: 3
Who are these weirdos?

Season: 3
Psst. Hey kid. Want a comic book?

Season: 3
bought a comic book yet?

Season: 3
Somebody make me a smoking ruin?

Season: 3
Keep the smoking ruins coming, plz. I'm still conscious.

Season: 3
This one is a beast.

Season: 3
Some really nice people being nice and funny

Season: 3
You still there?

Season: 3
Written by Lee Shackleford of Relativity!

Season: 4
It doesn't make any sense

Season: 4
Oz 9 is totally educational

Season: 4
Avocado yogurt.... just keep saying it.

Season: 4
yes, it's a different title

Season: 4
Retrofitting an Oz 9

Season: 4
merry happy whatevers.

Season: 4
Fun times, huh? Fun times....

Season: 4
Oh yeah, that whole kidnap-the-narrator thing

Season: 4
It's episode 69, and the whole world is just upside down. 

Season: 4
Welcome to the dollar store version of LOTR

Season: 4
chocolate milkweed with rosemallows

Season: 4
It's a story about newts. A story that turned its author into Public Enemy #2. Yeah, you're going to want to hear this. Newts is a production of PRX and The Truth Podcast. It’s created by Ian Coss and Sam Jay Gold. Find it by searching for "Newts...

Season: 4
Content Warning: Big emotions around death and suicide. Before he left us, Richard recorded several episodes ahead. Hard as it is to hear his voice, it's also a joy to have a little more Narrator to share. He wanted these episodes to go out, and we...

Season: 4
Gordion Naughts

Season: 4
Brugmansia is a real thing, FYI

Season: 4
Nutty McNutface

Season: 4
Benedict Cumberbatch

Season: 4
Sorry, fresh out of snark

Season: 4
Big emotions ahead.

Season: 4
I hear flapping and for once it ain't lips

Season: 4
just hold yer oysters

Season: 4
I'M LATE TO THE LISTEN ALONG, SO THIS IS WHAT YOU GET. 

Season: 4
Exposition extraordinaire

Season: 4
Spoilers GALORE

Season: 4
Blame David

Season: 5
we made it to series FIVE?

Season: 5
depending on the kindness of stranger-than-average

Season: 5
Annual Event, so join us next year!

Season: 5
don't bite dogs

Season: 5
How big is this ridiculous ship?

Season: 5
quiz: do alligators give live birth?

Season: 5
You're gonna want to hear this

Season: 5
You probably really don't want to listen to this

Season: 5
with some soft calf slobber

Season: 5
It matters, trust us.

Season: 5
Raspberries

Season: 5
But don't offer grandma any beads

Season: 5
Beware the amorous egrets

Season: 5
Stop hugging Dr. Theo

Season: 5
It's 10 PM — do you know where your measuring tape is? Really? Great... can I borrow it?

Season: 5
with apologies... to pretty much everyone, frankly

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